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[Misha]

The founder of Snapchat was 21.
Now he's worth billions and is dating Miranda Kerr.

wikipedia says 25. I'm safe

 

[marrec]

I don't have any fuck buddies and I'm not sure if it'd even be for me. For some reason, and perhaps ironically since I'm a guy, I have trouble decoupling sex and emotion. I could do the fuck buddy thing, think it went great, and then later be hurt when she doesn't want to do it again or goes out with another guy or whatever.

I remember reading a study once that shows dudes actually have a harder time decoupling sex and emotion than women do. They supposed it was because our orgasms have a much longer refractory period than women.

 

[Symphonia]

Are there any hobbies you have that could give you an excuse to be social?

I live in a small village in the middle of the countryside. Birmingham is a short drive away but, well, it's Birmingham. The only groups we have in this village are the parish council meetings at the civic hall. The most exciting thing to happen there in recent years is the great debate about the village bakery switching the brand of flour.

I don't have any friends. I haven't made any guy friends since high school and all those people have moved away.

I had a few since high school but, yeah, the moved away.

 

[marrec]

fuller house

y/n?

A hard N from me.

 

[Granadier]

wikipedia says 25. I'm safe

Now. He founded it 4 years ago.
I'm 25 and all I have is a failed startup and college debt.

 

[Jobbs]

I remember reading a study once that shows dudes actually have a harder time decoupling sex and emotion than women do. They supposed it was because our orgasms have a much longer refractory period than women.

Women can have more orgasms but they'll never understand the fun of shooting something out of you.

Spoiler

Unless they pee and act like it's not pee

Ours has more drama, more of a beginning middle and end. It's a better story. Theirs is just some hidden mysterious thing.

 

[Misha]

I don't have any fuck buddies and I'm not sure if it'd even be for me. For some reason, and perhaps ironically since I'm a guy, I have trouble decoupling sex and emotion. I could do the fuck buddy thing, think it went great, and then later be hurt when she doesn't want to do it again or goes out with another guy or whatever.



He's only 23? Dayum he aged fast once he got rich

I find it hard to believe that this person:

and this person:

are the same person (okay I do believe it but theres a big difference)

Now. He founded it 4 years ago.
I'm 25 and all I have is a failed startup.

shhhh I'm letting my logical fallacies keep me happy

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

I just realized that Palmer Luckey is younger than me. I am a failure

Who? *Googles*

...fuck.

 

[Halcyon]

fuller house

y/n?

I will watch to see the pictures that were posted in the Fuller House thread.

 

[FloatOn]

I will watch to see the pictures that were posted in the Fuller House thread.

same

 

[marrec]

I will watch to see the pictures that were posted in the Fuller House thread.

???

*looks*

Oooh... Alright I'll check it out.

 

[Jobbs]

I won't watch a show just to see breasts. We have the internet. I can get that anywhere.

Pass!

 

[FloatOn]

I won't watch a show just to see breasts. We have the internet. I can get that anywhere.

Pass!

I also hear there is 4th wall breaking and nostalgia so idk

might be worth a damn

 

[Halcyon]

I won't watch a show just to see breasts. We have the internet. I can get that anywhere.

Pass!

It's all about the tease Jobbs. Like how you tease us with your sodomy pictures you're always posting. We know what you want. We know what you neeed.

 

[marrec]

I won't watch a show just to see breasts. We have the internet. I can get that anywhere.

Pass!

There's still a quality to the kind of boobs you get outside of porn Jobbs. Like, artisinal boobs ya know? Sure you could go to the McDonalds of boobs and get like, 5 boobs for 5 dollars. But are you really doing your body good by doing that?

 

[Jobbs]

There's still a quality to the kind of boobs you get outside of porn Jobbs. Like, artisinal boobs ya know? Sure you could go to the McDonalds of boobs and get like, 5 boobs for 5 dollars. But are you really doing your body good by doing that?

Gonna call bullshit on this one

I remember renting Starship Troopers from Blockbuster when I was a teenager just because I heard there was a tits scene. It ain't 1997 or 1998 or whatever anymore tho.

 

[Halcyon]

Me and two other guys rented Spice World hoping to see Baby Spice cleavage. While we were watching it my friends dad walked in and was very confused.

 

[marrec]

Gonna call bullshit on this one

I remember renting Starship Troopers from Blockbuster when I was a teenager just because I heard there was a tits scene. It ain't 1997 or 1998 or whatever anymore tho.

Future Boobs

 

[You Know Nothing]

I just remember Casper Van Dien's butt from Starship Troopers.

 

[Granadier]

Gonna call bullshit on this one

I remember renting Starship Troopers from Blockbuster when I was a teenager just because I heard there was a tits scene. It ain't 1997 or 1998 or whatever anymore tho.

Denise Richards makes Starship Troopers worth the watch.

 

[marrec]

Denise Richards makes Starship Troopers worth the watch.

Woah, slow down there. Starship Troopers is a certified classic even without that amazing shot.

What you meant to say was, Denise Richards makes Wild Things worth the watch.

 

[Misha]

I think I'm finally going to get a 3ds for pokemon sun/moon

 

[Transhuman]

I'm getting a 4DS for Pokemon heads/tails

 

[You Know Nothing]

Kevin Bacon's penis makes Wild Things worth the thirty second clip of it you find online.

(Actually nothing makes Wild Things worth anything.)

 

[marrec]

I'm getting a 4DS for Pokemon heads/tails

I'm getting a 5DS for Pokemon Cats/Dogs.

 

[Symphonia]

I'm getting a 6DS for Pokémon Day/Night.

 

[Halcyon]

I've never played a Pokemon game.


I bought a used 3DS and Ocarina of Time and then returned it back to Gamestop after I beat the game.

 

[Granadier]

Woah, slow down there. Starship Troopers is a certified classic even without that amazing shot.

What you meant to say was, Denise Richards makes Wild Things worth the watch.

 

[Transhuman]

Halcyon has brains and looks wow

 

[Halcyon]

Halcyon has brains and looks wow

.

 

[LookAtMeGo]

For some reason Denise Richards annoys the shit out of me.

 

[Misha]

So I ordered a package and the fedex tracking thing stopped in pittsburgh. after pittsburgh it apparently had to go to ohio for some reason. weird

 

[Jobbs]

So I ordered a package and the fedex tracking thing stopped in pittsburgh. after pittsburgh it apparently had to go to ohio for some reason. weird

Intercepted!

Your Star Wars dildos are mine!

 

[Misha]

Intercepted!

Your Star Wars dildos are mine!

have fun with them

 

[Jobbs]

have fun with them

Man I was looking for that and you found it first.

 

[Granadier]

"Kids toys"

 

[Misha]

Man I was looking for that and you found it first.

just had to check the purchases on my amazon account!

 

[Chuckie]

For some reason Denise Richards annoys the shit out of me.

I think she's hot (or was) but she annoys me too somehow.

 

[Halcyon]

I think she looks like Michael Jackson.

 

[FloatOn]

I have to have my blood drawn today

I always find it interesting to see my own blood

 

[Vazra]

Legit tho any of you can proper dance? I wanna learn it

I can twerk.

 

[Jobbs]

Wtf is vazra

 

[FloatOn]

Wtf is vazra

ramon vazquez

raul vazquez

raymond vazquez

amirite?

Legit tho any of you can proper dance? I wanna learn it

I dance exactly like JCVD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmpE1PRTzyQ&feature=youtu.be

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

I hate dancing it is the worst

What I do at gigs is excluded as I don't think it really counts as dancing

 

[Misha]

I hate dancing it is the worst

What I do at gigs is excluded as I don't think it really counts as dancing

?

 

[Not]

Last 3 avatars done. That's it for me, happy Fakepic Feb, GAF! Thanks for letting me draw some of y'all

I still have a couple to do, but the peeps who requested them are OK with them being made after February ends

 

[Vazra]

ramon vazquez

raul vazquez

raymond vazquez

amirite?

You got the Vázquez part right.

 

[Granadier]

Last 3 avatars done. That's it for me, happy Fakepic Feb, GAF! Thanks for letting me draw some of y'all

I still have a couple to do, but the peeps who requested them are OK with them being made after February ends

Love it, thanks Not!!

 

[Halcyon]

Love Not's art.

 

[Symphonia]

I love my avatar.

Thanks, Not.