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I think baby talk is condescending. cats deserve better than that!

I have two dachshunds. One I talk to normally like they're people, the other one I baby talk... it's because I consider the other one to be much dumber than the first.

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Ron was wrong, dachshunds kill everything that is within 10 lbs of them. Groundhogs and squirrels were extinct around my old house.
 
I like cats and dogs about evenly but I'm allergic to cats.




I wouldn't call myself an animal person anymore. All it brings up is visions of a yard full of dog shit.
 
I like cats and dogs about evenly but I'm allergic to cats.




I wouldn't call myself an animal person anymore. All it brings up is visions of a yard full of dog shit.

This is another reason for not having a dog. Either tolerate poop everywhere or pick up the poop manually as they poop. Neither is a great solution.
 
These are my favorite emails

Matt,

Thank you so much for the key. I installed it first thing this morning and I've played through four times now. This game is truly a master work and I can't wait for the full thing to be released. It's clearly a labor of love for you. I just wanted to say thank you so much for such a wonderful gaming experience and although I know it's not done, it does feel and play very polished. Thanks again and keep up the awesome work.
 
That's the stuff... Mmmm basking in your disagreeableness

I feel slightly uncomfortable now

I have two dachshunds. One I talk to normally like they're people, the other one I baby talk... it's because I consider the other one to be much dumber than the first.



Ron was wrong, dachshunds kill everything that is within 10 lbs of them. Groundhogs and squirrels were extinct around my old house.
dogs deserve condescension


thats a very cat thing. my cat is an incredible mouser. no need for mouse traps anymore
Baby's don't because they don't understand english.

;P

my dad baby talks to 16 year olds. its embarrassing...
 
I feel slightly uncomfortable now

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Buy me a macbook pro and give me a copy of your game. I will write a stellar review.

duude why you want a mac? they're so much, like, expensiver


I have never baby talked

I talk to babies like I'd talk to adults

I love babies and little kids. For some reason they just naturally seem to like me. I baby talk animals way more than actual babies though. Not sure why that is. edit: come to think of it I don't think I baby talk humans at all ever.

Guys, a date don't mean shex.

It also doesn't NOT mean secks.
 
duude why you want a mac? they're so much, like, expensiver

For maximum hipster cred. I'd also take a similarly spec'ed asus or dell.

The point is I can't review your game unless I have a state of the art laptop with the full adobe suite and maybe unity and final cut pro.


Also I should say I'm very influential in the Gaming community. I post on the gaming forum NeoGaf.com in the Off Topic, unvideogame related thread full of a bunch of random nonsense.
 
I want to play Jobbs' game but I only have an ancient POS laptop that probably wouldnt run it. Are you guna try and get a console release, buddeh?
 
For maximum hipster cred. I'd also take a similarly spec'ed asus or dell.

The point is I can't review your game unless I have a state of the art laptop with the full adobe suite and maybe unity and final cut pro.

Also I should say I'm very influential in the Gaming community. I post on the gaming forum NeoGaf.com in the Off Topic, unvideogame related thread full of a bunch of random nonsense.

I like you but I don't know if I can reasonably afford to buy everyone here laptops. :(

Jobbs, hurry up and release Ghost Song so I can throw money at you.

They are also so much, like, gooder.

thanks I'm tryin! huff huff. Animating is hard.

And I don't see any real benefit to using a mac. :: types out shrug emote to indicate shrugging ::

I want to play Jobbs' game but I only have an ancient POS laptop that probably wouldnt run it. Are you guna try and get a console release, buddeh?

It never seems to work very well on a POS laptop so I wouldn't recommend playing it if that's all you have. Console release is something I want to do but it probably won't be available that way initially. It's going to take some work to get that done.

Where is my key tho? (Windows 10)

None yet!
 
And I don't see any real benefit to using a mac. :: types out shrug emote to indicate shrugging ::

UNIX environment, trackpad. *drops mic*

As lame as it sounds, I wasn't going to have sex with her, even if she wanted it. I know, I know, take my man card away. But I'm not that sort of guy. I don't want anything that will lead to complications.

Nothing wrong with that at all.
 
Honestly I think there's really nothing right or wrong about avoiding sex on the first date.. In some cases it may set the wrong pace for the relationship, so I guess it just depends on the dynamic and what you want out of it.

UNIX environment, trackpad. *drops mic*

I use pen input or mouse. don't think i've touched the trackpad on my current computer. never have any interest to

I mostly work at a desktop, where my implements are gamepads and kb/m and my intuous pro. I have a shitty laptop I use if I ever need to computer on the go, but if I were to get real with the laptop stuff I'd opt for a surface type situation above a macbook personally. Far more appealing to me.

Notch would buy me a yacht. Notch > Jobbs.

I'm not a millionaire, ask me again when I am! All I have is publisher advance type stuff, which has been very generous but it has to be paid back!
 
Honestly I think there's really nothing right or wrong about avoiding sex on the first date.. In some cases it may set the wrong pace for the relationship, so I guess it just depends on the dynamic and what you want out of it.

I've been out of the dating game for almost a decade, but when I was I hardly ever thought about it and just let things happen as they'd happen. If by the end of the night we were both DTF I wouldn't force myself to abstain.
 
I'm not a millionaire, ask me again when I am! All I have is publisher advance type stuff, which has been very generous but it has to be paid back!

Okay I'll change the stipulations. I will "Like" your game page with the smiley face emoticon for 25% of your net profits.
 
I'm a student so I'm on the go a lot. Being able to have a fantastic trackpad has made dev away from home bearable.

If I wanted to dev on the go I'd just carry a mouse in my backpack.

I'll tweet Shu about your game with the hashtag.

#ghostsongis4theplayers

A disproportionate number of my console beg requests are for Wii U

In any case I'm seeing less and less incentive to go that route as the console is on life support and would require some extra work to get the port going. PS4 is my main jam, personally.
 
Oooh, I see.

If I have to have a trackpad I'll just throw my laptop off a bridge.
I used a trackpad for the longest time cause I like sitting in armchairs and on couches with a laptop. now that I can just use touch though, I'm not looking back
I mostly work at a desktop, where my implements are gamepads and kb/m and my intuous pro. I have a shitty laptop I use if I ever need to computer on the go, but if I were to get real with the laptop stuff I'd opt for a surface type situation above a macbook personally. Far more appealing to me.

I think I menitoned it before but I got one of these recently:

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covers all my needs. its amazing
A disproportionate number of my console beg requests are for Wii U

In any case I'm seeing less and less incentive to go that route as the console is on life support and would require some extra work to get the port going. PS4 is my main jam, personally.

VITA PLS
 
omg I just realized that if I ever got a surface or surface like tablet I'd have to set up Photoshop in left handed mode.

Does photoshop even have a left handed mode? I'd be so confused.


I don't usually play games like Ghost Song (though I'll pick it up cause it looks awesome and I have too much disposable income) but if it was on Vita I'd assuredly play it. That little handheld is a dream machine.
 
I used a trackpad for the longest time cause I like sitting in armchairs and on couches with a laptop. now that I can just use touch though, I'm not looking back


I think I menitoned it before but I got one of these recently:

vaio-z.jpg


covers all my needs. its amazing

VITA PLS

Duuude that's dope. <3

And vita wtf? Talking about dead ass consoles... Just play it on your friggin surface. ;)
 
Duuude that's dope. <3

And vita wtf? Talking about dead ass consoles... Just play it on your friggin surface. ;)

Vita means life! At least rainworld is coming to vita. thats one indie dev that understands

also thats a vaio. its on par if not better than a full blown surface book. (some reason i seem to buy a lot of sony related things)
 
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