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[Zee-Row]

Who the fuck refers to a woman as dude?

 

[Anarky]

Martin Shkreli's account found.

 

[UnemployedVillain]

Online dating is scary as shit to me. Seems like nothing but weirdos is all I hear about

Well would you read an article titled "I met a cool guy and everything went perfectly alright"?

 

[Fatalah]

We still down for Wednesday dudes?!

 

[coy]

To go off like that and try to call her the psycho is something else.

"So ill see you Wednesday?"

 

[SatansReverence]

Some random tinder guy gives all men a bad name.

Thanks guy!

 

[John Kowalski]

It's a spoof of the Friday movie quote "Bye Felicia."

Oh you.

 

[Mammoth Jones]

Well would you read an article titled "I met a cool guy and everything went perfectly alright"?

This. I met my wife via online dating. She's in the living room with our daughter.

But I didn't creep her out. When she cancelled a date I was cool about it and didn't press her. Then she got back to me when her schedule was good.

I'm shocked creepers really exist. I mean I never actually see them but hear and read it. Gotta be stressful putting oneself out there only to get some crazy shit like this.

 

[richardhawk]

Who the fuck refers to a woman as dude?

Maybe it's a California thing but I've refereed to every chick I've dated as dude or man.


"Hey man what's up"

"Dude let's go get a drink".

I guess it's weird?

 

[Rentahamster]

Yikes.

 

[Sho_Nuff82]

Maybe it's a California thing but I've refereed to every chick I've dated as dude or man.


"Hey man what's up"

"Dude let's go get a drink".

I guess it's weird?

Yeah, that's pretty weird.

 

[DarkKyo]

Ugh, it's like some men never grow past that gross pervy teenager stage. So awkward and disrespectful... pretty pathetic.

 

[PlayALLtheGames]

You guys do know he's a doctor, right?

 

[shadowsdarknes]

What a creepy fuck.

 

[Soul Beat]

(´･ω･`)

 

[ant_]

Yeah, that's pretty weird.

I'm also from California, and it's pretty normal here.

 

[GrantDaNasty]

This guy's a piece of shit, but the sad thing is: he'll likely never realize it and brush off any criticism or feedback given to him regarding this.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

You missed some GLORIOUS print screens

What a loser..

 

[OrlanisWorks]

That's just sad. So little self-respect and general respect for others in that guy.

And what a moron too, doctor or not.

 

[Hazmat]

I'm more bothered that he keeps calling a woman "dude."

 

[bluethree]

And this is why some people ghost :S

Exactly. As frustrating as dating can be sometimes, there are so many psychotic assholes out there I dont blame women for it.

 

[orthodoxy1095]

Maybe it's a California thing but I've refereed to every chick I've dated as dude or man.


"Hey man what's up"

"Dude let's go get a drink".

I guess it's weird?

Nah, it's a normal California thing.

 

[Rentahamster]

Yeah, that's pretty weird.

In certain contexts, I use "dude" as a gender-neutral term. Like, "what's up guys".

 

[ShadowSwordmaster]

Salty as hell.

 

[devilhawk]

When I've backed out of a date, I instantly unmatched.

I'm not waiting around for the crazy.

 

[low-G]

Dude hasn't gotten laid in 10,000 lifetimes.

 

[cpp_is_king]

Nah, it's a normal California thing.

It's hella California

 

[MGrant]

Step 1 - Get a date
Step 2 - Make hilarious joke ahead of time by asking about your date's preferred method of contraception
Step 3 - ???????????
Step 4 - It was a joke, dude; my mom just died. Respond immediately and stop being too immature for my superior doctor intellect.

It's a time-honored courtship ritual, dating back to Shakespeare's time.

 

[Cymbal Head]

"You do know I'm a doctor right? My brain thinks at a much higher level than yours or the average person."

Oh my god.

 

[Morrigan Stark]

OMG I know a guy like that who had a similar meltdown recently... and the part about "he seemed normal at first except a few quirks but hey, that should be OK right?" is dead-on, too. Also the part about his superior brain (dude is narcissistic as fuck and thinks he's smarter than he is).

I'm almost wondering if it's him now... xD

Who the fuck refers to a woman as dude?

Maybe it's a California thing but I've refereed to every chick I've dated as dude or man.


"Hey man what's up"

"Dude let's go get a drink".

I guess it's weird?

I'm not even from California but some girlfriends and I call each other dude all the time. There's nothing to it.

And honestly, it's by far the least offensive thing about his meltdown, lol.

 

[NervousXtian]

They called each other dude. Both are trash to me just for that.

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

Gotta love how he's insulting her and being needy and still assumes he'll get a reply.

 

[JeremyEtcetera]

Step 1 - Get a date
Step 2 - Make hilarious joke ahead of time by asking about your date's preferred method of contraception
Step 3 - ???????????
Step 4 - It was a joke, dude; my mom just died. Respond immediately and stop being too immature for my superior doctor intellect.

It's a time-honored courtship ritual, dating back to Shakespeare's time.

If you had replaced a few key words, I'd swear this would be a layout to a 'dude it's just a prank' (pranks gone wrong) style video.

 

[A Link to the Past]

I laughed as he went from "I make $900 in 12 hours and I have bitches waiting on the side" to "PLEASE DON'T DO THIS MY MOM DIED SEE YOU WEDNESDAY OK?"

 

[GK86]

Dating Age |OT| See you Wednesday, ok?

 

[Dai101]

You missed some GLORIOUS print screens

 

[todd360]

You inferior intellects just can't understand. Have you ever made $900 dollars in cold hard cash in a mere 12 hours?

...I thought not.

lol what a weirdo.

 

[MikeDip]

75 bucks an hour is pretty damn sweet though...

 

[Admiral Woofington]

It was just a prank, bro

 

[QuantumZebra]

My god people are pathetic. How do dudes grow up thinking acting like that is acceptable in anyway?

Being spoiled/entitled/not informed that they don't have the right to women

 

[3N16MA]

Why was dude so rude to dude?

 

[Dai101]

Probably a gaffer.

Most probably.

Also, something from a related link in the article:

http://www.techinsider.io/tinder-user-asks-date-for-refund-coffee-2015-11

 

[Risible]

That byefelipe site - fucking yikes.

 

[uncredited male]

I want to believe I have more game than this guy.

But he is a doctor.

 

[Kevtones]

He's being perfectly reasonable. She's not giving him a clear answer that she acknowledged his doubly keen sense of humor. You guys must hate laughter and are victim-blaming the doctor.

 

[DR2K]

What's wrong with asking if a woman is on birth control. I'm a gay male and genuinely asking.

 

[3N16MA]

Dude gets paid. $900 in 12 hours is some high end shit for a doctor.

 

[RefigeKru]

Glad I'm not a beta male

Spoiler

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[Cohsae]

What's wrong with asking if a woman is on birth control. I'm a gay male and genuinely asking.

When you're about to have or are currently having sex? Ok.
When you haven't even gone on a first date yet it's a tad presumptuous. And sort of creepy. Like, just bring a condom dude they're not expensive.

 

[Morrigan Stark]

When you're about to have or are currently having sex? Ok.
When you haven't even gone on a first date yet it's a tad presumptuous. And sort of creepy. Like, just bring a condom dude they're not expensive.

This. Plus asking medical questions to someone you haven't even met yet is usually considered off-limits, I would think...