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[jmdajr]

wtf

 

[valkillmore]

This is missing 'Not gonna happen, folks.'

 

[adj_noun]

For anyone who missed it, here's the insane Trump song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgIhGgrhQeE

 

[Grizzlyjin]

That song was one of the most ridiculous things I've ever heard in a political race, and politics has a long history of cringe worthy music.

Grand Theft Auto 6 should be centered around a political candidate and their off the books campaign fixer. This shit is writing itself.

 

[Jal]

Just wait till the door opens and Uncle Don walks out with his guitar playing this music live.

 

[greatgeek]

For anyone who missed it, here's the insane Trump song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgIhGgrhQeE

How did Donald "New York Values" Trump become the Murica candidate?

 

[KingSnake]

I was very confused for a couple of seconds about Vienna.

Missing "You're going to win so much that you'll puke wins."

 

[Kusagari]

Nasty guy should replace phony.

 

[Ryaaan14]

Trump needs Hogan on the road w him

 

[Captin Quacker]

Your missing loser

 

[maquiladora]

Is this the OST from a Windows 2000 era 3D monster truck game.

 

[Jack The Nipper]

how does this guy fly around every day and do this? I feel like crap after one plane ride and just dont want anyting on my mind for a bit. but is he on a plane every day? and doesn't even relax after getting off it... man i couldnt do this at all.

honestly dont see how he doesnt break down, especially since he blabs for hours

 

[wanderingprostheyltite]

Just wait till the door opens and Uncle Don walks out with his guitar playing this music live.

You know he'd get more votes pullin off a mad solo.

how does this guy fly around every day and do this? I feel like crap after one plane ride and just dont want anyting on my mind for a bit. but is he on a plane every day? and doesn't even relax after getting off it... man i couldnt do this at all.

honestly dont see how he doesnt break down, especially since he blabs for hours

Would be surprised if he wasn't on ludes honestly.

 

[Massive Duck. C.M.]

Trump needs Hogan on the road w him

Isn't Ho Kogan trying to downplay the whole racism thing?

 

[MrHoot]

I feel almost like saying that it feels like watching a Metal Wolf Chaos cinematic.

But that would be insanely insulting to Metal Wolf Chaos

 

[The Lone Courier]

There he is the next president!

 

[Chie Satonaka]

For anyone who missed it, here's the insane Trump song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgIhGgrhQeE

I don't have the words to articulate how I'm actually feeling.

Edit:

You know he'd get more votes pullin off a mad solo.

Whoever does this first has my vote.

 

[Familienoberhauptvogel]

we have our very own H.C Trump

don't need another one

Sadly ours doesn't vanish when losing an election.

 

[Aiustis]

Ohioan here...There are a lot of small nobody places I can name off the top of my head. I vaguely recall Vienna on my way to some place northern. Vienna's a super nobody place.

 

[SolidSnakex]

Isn't Ho Kogan trying to downplay the whole racism thing?

He's currently trying to do something that'll make people like him again, which is taking down Gawker.

 

[BahamutPT]

Youre missing 'snake'

This is missing 'Not gonna happen, folks.'

Missing "You're going to win so much that you'll puke wins."

Your missing loser

We need more than one Bingo Card!

 

[KingSnake]

how does this guy fly around every day and do this? I feel like crap after one plane ride and just dont want anyting on my mind for a bit. but is he on a plane every day? and doesn't even relax after getting off it... man i couldnt do this at all.

honestly dont see how he doesnt break down, especially since he blabs for hours

Watching the coherence of his speeches, his brain does seem more and more tired.

 

[Unknown Soldier]

But what about the pink tie guys

 

[BodiesWithoutOrgans]

thats donald trump

 

[Massive Duck. C.M.]

A convincing effort from Meatball Sub

 

[TheBez]

I think the Christie bot is malfunctioning.

 

[liquidtmd]

how does this guy fly around every day and do this? I feel like crap after one plane ride and just dont want anyting on my mind for a bit. but is he on a plane every day? and doesn't even relax after getting off it... man i couldnt do this at all.

honestly dont see how he doesnt break down, especially since he blabs for hours

Honestly, how would we know if he did? Rambling incoherently and acting manic just gets him applause and more airtime.

 

[Grizzlyjin]

Wow, Christie is really leaning into this Trump hypeman thing. His career in the GOP is going to be absolutely done if Trump doesn't win the general.

 

[Unknown Soldier]

I feel almost like saying that it feels like watching a Metal Wolf Chaos cinematic.

But that would be insanely insulting to Metal Wolf Chaos

"And now I'm going to _________

...why?

BECAUSE I'M THE PRESIDENT OF THESE GREAT UNITED STATES OF AMERICA"

Actually, that really is the substance of every Donald Trump stump speech.

 

[Servbot24]

You Americans are a bloody joke

we used to admire you now your this now alogn with weekly shooting, get your A game bad you guys

Fwiw, we hate ourselves more than anyone else does.

 

[wanderingprostheyltite]

THAT JOB WAS A MESS

 

[Tom Nook]

Hillary doesn't suck, ask Bill sign?

lol damn...

Holy Crap, please there is a pic of this.

 

[gutter_trash]

he's so confident about Florida that he's in Ohio today , poor Marco

 

[BenjaminBirdie]

house of cards season 4 rn

 

[spidye]

Sadly ours doesn't vanish when losing an election.

wie wahr

 

[BahamutPT]

Holy Crap, please there is a pic of this.

.

 

[Weckum]

Your missing loser

Damnit, I can't even keep up with him. Hitting two in three sentences or something.

 

[DJ_Lae]

I've never really watched anything live on Youtube before - the chat is...well, it's like Youtube comments in terms of quality, but vomited out at a rate I can only read every two or three messages (if that).

It seems to mostly be people fellating Trump in text.

 

[BodiesWithoutOrgans]

Media is a liar

 

[Kyleripman]

Haha glad "believe me" is on there.

in all seriousness, hope no one gets hurt this time.

 

[Massive Duck. C.M.]

No more dummies

 

[Rebel Leader]

We're not going to be the dummies anymore.

You are speaking like you are speaking to dummies

 

[USC-fan]

he's so confident about Florida that he's in Ohio today , poor Marco

He was in florida today already.

Seem he like to uses airports so he can roll up in his plane and just jet to the next spot.

 

[Chie Satonaka]

You are speaking like you are speaking to dummies

If the shoe fits...

 

[trembli0s]

Trump is masterful at this. He's literally taken over the entirety of the working class plank and flipped the bird to the establishment GOP.

Who would have known that being a conniving asshole in life would give him all the on the job training he would ever need for politics.

 

[Unknown Soldier]

He was in florida today already.

Seem he like to uses airports so he can roll up in his plane and just jet to the next spot.

It looks like he literally pulls Air Trump One here up to the tarmac, puts up a stage by it, gives his stump speech, and then he packs the stage up and gets back in the plane and flies to the next spot. It's a pretty clever way of covering as much ground as possible if your fans are willing to go stand on airport tarmacs.

 

[Massive Duck. C.M.]

Pretty good at the...prognostication

 

[Large Professor]

Take the oil!

 

[Weckum]

What is he even talking about. I literally can't even.

 

[valkillmore]

I like to imagine Trump in his plane before coming out popping a handful of pills or doing a rail. Makes his rhetoric and energy more believable and plausible.