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[Dartastic]

I've never seen a crowd so excited about new infrastructure

Spoiler

too bad it's not about our highways, trains, roads, and bridges though...

He literally was just talking about how shitty our infrastructure is these days and compared LaGuardia to Qatar.

 

[ponpo]

They don't build ceilings like they used to.

 

[Massive Duck. C.M.]

Trump Chain of Intelligence

ISIS>his own supporters> US government

 

[Rebel Leader]

No trump. People won't kill you for saying fuck

 

[Tesseract]

i love his deep breaths

 

[SexyFish]

No trump. People won't kill you for saying fuck

Yeah, if they didn't care about him calling Ted Cruz a pussy I doubt fuck would get him killed.

 

[Massive Duck. C.M.]

He has expressed love, hate, and indifference for Mexico and Mexicans in less than five minutes

 

[Commander Jameson]

I can't get over his right arm gesticulating and the left arm is glued to the podium.

That little finger point he does. Ugh.

I still don't get why Mexico would pay just because they have a trade deficit.

 

[adj_noun]

This is so stream of consciousness.

 

[Krakatoa]

Win win

 

[RootCause]

If I could solve all my problems by saying I'm going to win.

 

[Zimbardo]

the snake story coming?

 

[PlayALLtheGames]

He has expressed love, hate, and indifference for Mexico and Mexicans in less than five minutes

That's nothing. The other day he said China has committed the biggest theft in the history of the world against America, then that he likes the Chinese leaders, and lastly that he thinks we should do the same (theft) back to them. This was in three, consecutive sentences.

 

[bud23]

I love Japan

but fuck Japan

 

[Weckum]

the snake story coming?

You're on the money.

 

[Commander Jameson]

the snake story coming?

Bingo, sir.

 

[adj_noun]

the snake story coming?

Bingo.

edit: JINX

 

[Unknown Soldier]

If the Empire of Japan gets attacked, we have to start World War III guys

 

[Umibozu]

Snake Time !

 

[Tesseract]

wtf this poem again, i don't understand ...

legit shookened

 

[Rebel Leader]

SNAKE TIME

 

[Large Professor]

Where is this snake story coming from?

 

[Oltsu]

First WW3 reference and then 2 seconds later a poetry session?

 

[Hugstable]

Is this Trump Poetry hour or something?

 

[Kusagari]

THE SNAKE STORY

 

[PopeReal]

wtf is this

 

[adj_noun]

wtf this poem again, i don't understand this

Don't help bad people. They will kill you.

And how can you truly ever know who the bad people are...?

 

[Massive Duck. C.M.]

That's nothing. The other day he said China has committed the biggest theft in the history of the world against America, then that he likes the Chinese leaders, and lastly that he thinks we should do the same (theft) back to them. This was in three, consecutive sentences.

And people say we're too harsh on Trumplings-_-


This snake poem tho

 

[Fuchs]

SNAAAAAAAKE!!!!

 

[theignoramus]

Muslims=serpentine I guess?

 

[Rebel Leader]

wtf this poem again, i don't understand ...

legit shookened

The snake is the refugees

 

[Tesseract]

OH SHUT UP

 

[Nafai1123]

Guys I just started watching is this snake story actually about T-Dizzle's P-Nizzle?

 

[dmr87]

SHADDAP

 

[Jack The Nipper]

Would there ever really even be a wall

Always figured it was a metaphor for policies.. Or that's what it would end up as.

 

[Astral Dog]

such beautiful poem

 

[Kibbles]

Is this a passage from the Trump Bible?

 

[jerry113]

snake story --> USA USA USA

 

[weremichael]

USA!!!

 

[Massive Duck. C.M.]

Trump is the snake.

It's not even allegory

 

[PopeReal]

What a bunch of sad people.

 

[adj_noun]

USA USA USA SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE USA SNAKE USA SNAKE

 

[BahamutPT]

I'm bringing all the jobs back
Them Mexicans won't know how to act
I'll build a wall so they can't come back
And I swear to make USA less black

TAKE EM TO THE BRIDGE

 

[theignoramus]

snake story --> USA USA USA

NO MEXICANS
NO SNAKE-LIKE MUSLIMS

 

[the_log_ride]

Dat poem, doe

 

[CraigerGamer]

Saw this on twitter. This is kind of racist, right? I mean it seems racist to me but maybe I'm missing something here. I don't want to respond if its just me, you know, missing something...unless what I am missing is racism.

Hot Internet rumor: To help avoid future disruptions at @realDonaldTrump rallies, they will be referred to from now on as "job fairs."

 

[BeforeU]

 

[Tesseract]

boom, boom, boom

den u watch

backdoor

continue to laugh

but remember, i love china

 

[KingSnake]

Is this a passage from the Trump Bible?

He doesn't carry a bible around, only liars have a bible with them.

 

[Weckum]

Seriously, I love watching this, but why the FUCK is he the frontrunner for the GOP. I am literally stumped as to how he can win all these states.