Batman v. Superman RT Thread: like standing ovations in rain

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Just got home. Well that was a Snyder film. I cant believe they ruined their own movie with the trailer. The entire time I had no concern with anything because I knew the 3rd act. Batman was fun. No end credit previews by the way. Wasted 5 more minutes.
 

That review was fucking brutal.

As an aside, I've always enjoyed the little shots the NYT takes in their content descriptions at the end

“Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice” is rated PG-13 (Parents strongly cautioned). Hints of sexuality and of extreme brutality are meant to make it seem daring and serious. Running time: 2 hours 31 minutes.
Oof.
 
Movie over. That...was some bullshit.

Also, only five or so people ended up clapping at the end. Crowd was dead silent throughout. o.o
 
The movie staff just said they're not playing trailers before the film. Fuck, and I wanted to see the Captain America Civil War trailer on the big screen.
 
When I heard that Flash, Aquaman, & Cyborg were in this movie, that was red flag #1.

When I heard Jesse Eisenberg was cast as Lex Luthor, that was red flag #2.

When I saw Doomsday in the trailer last year, that's when I went OH SHIT WARNER BROS, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

Still debating back and forth as whether I should actually watch this. To quote the Onion, I might as well get this over with. On the other hand, the last superhero flick to get this much vitrol that I watched was ASM 2. Don't wanna make that mistake again.
 
its alright, I've seen worse but the room is totes better than this

I'd say go check it out, $12 for a meh 2 hours and a half of movie is worth the money , and yes i'm an idiot




When I heard Jesse Eisenberg was cast as Lex Luthor, that was red flag #2.

whoever made that casting choice should be fired, just awful, he ruined the movie for me
 
When I heard that Flash, Aquaman, & Cyborg were in this movie, that was red flag #1.

When I heard Jesse Eisenberg was cast as Lex Luthor, that was red flag #2.

When I saw Doomsday in the trailer last year, that's when I went OH SHIT WARNER BROS, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

Still debating back and forth as whether I should actually watch this. To quote the Onion, I might as well get this over with. On the other hand, the last superhero flick to get this much vitrol that I watched was ASM 2. Don't wanna make that mistake again.

if you can hate-watch WWE you can hate-watch BvS.
 
When I heard that Flash, Aquaman, & Cyborg were in this movie, that was red flag #1.

When I heard Jesse Eisenberg was cast as Lex Luthor, that was red flag #2.

When I saw Doomsday in the trailer last year, that's when I went OH SHIT WARNER BROS, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

Still debating back and forth as whether I should actually watch this. To quote the Onion, I might as well get this over with. On the other hand, the last superhero flick to get this much vitrol that I watched was ASM 2. Don't wanna make that mistake again.

I'm kinda in the same place. I kinda want to be part of the conversation and trainwrecks can be fun, in their way. But I keep hearing that it's boring and poorly edited and that makes it seem a lot less fun.

I dunno. If I go I'll go by myself, not gonna drag the family along.
 
and I'm back.




I REALLY REALLY LIKED IT

AND I FUCKING HATED MAN OF STEEL

WOOOOOOOOOOOW

HOLY SHIT

THE CRITICS WERE WRONG

I'M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW



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When I heard that Flash, Aquaman, & Cyborg were in this movie, that was red flag #1.

When I heard Jesse Eisenberg was cast as Lex Luthor, that was red flag #2.

When I saw Doomsday in the trailer last year, that's when I went OH SHIT WARNER BROS, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

Still debating back and forth as whether I should actually watch this. To quote the Onion, I might as well get this over with. On the other hand, the last superhero flick to get this much vitrol that I watched was ASM 2. Don't wanna make that mistake again.

When I saw "Batman vs Superman", I already knew it was over.
 
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