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[Jarrod38]

Just look at the front cover.

 

[boiled goose]

I hope this is confirmed. Part of the inevitable gop implosion.

Keep pandering to racists and hypocritical wacky religious theocrats gop.

See what you get?

 

[Cymbal Head]

Lyin' Ted, what a disgrace. Time to gobble up your votes, sad!

I just wanted to say that I appreciate your work.

 

[ElFly]

How did Ted Cruz find five women to have sex with on the side with that face and body language?

I assume they were hate fucks from the very start.

 

[Blader]

So is it an enormous cosmic coincidence that Trump's spokeswoman had had an affair with Cruz? Or was she specifically hired on the grounds of using this as their ace down the line?

 

[entremet]

How did Ted Cruz find five women to have sex with on the side with that face and body language?

I assume they were hate fucks from the very start.

Money and power.

 

[StopMakingSense]

This better not lead up to a Cruz sex tape.

 

[RustyNails]

So is it an enormous cosmic coincidence that Trump's spokeswoman had had an affair with Cruz? Or was she specifically hired on the grounds of using this as their ace down the line?

She was Cruz' spokeswoman before she jumped on the Trump train.

 

[tanooki27]

Men let this be a lesson. It is never free especially if you are married. It will always Catch up with you. I don't get it they are cool with it when it is going down then sell him out like it is nothing.

cuz now he's a national figure and there's cash money involved. tabloids pay for these scoops, exaggerated or no.

 

[GavinGT]

This better not lead up to a Cruz sex tape.

I'm eating here dude

 

[boiled goose]

This also helps trump in another way. Makes him seem in the know yet honorable for not spilling the beans. What timing..

 

[legacyzero]

Daaammn. Thats a campaign killer

 

[Timedog]

Trump was selling out the world when Lyin Ted was still bummin quarters for gas to get to Canadian high school.

 

[Shalashaska]

Donald has had his fair share of self-confessed extramarital affairs, too.

Yep, Trump potentially taking down his main opponent over this is kinda hilarious.

 

[LUFTRAUSER]

Why is it always the "family values" guys?

Projection.

 

[Blader]

She was Cruz' spokeswoman before she jumped on the Trump train.

For some reason that never occurred to me :lol

 

[Pineapple]

I need Tay to make sense of all this.

Tay was a prophet, she spoke of this moment long ago.

 

[jstripes]

Holy crap people grabbed at this article fast, if this is true then Cruz is absolutely fucked. Hell even if its NOT true with how many people are talking about it online already he may be screwed anyway.

The funny/not funny thing about it is that if the exact same article were about Trump, Trump's numbers would go up.

Populist politicians are the worst.

 

[Tesseract]

She was Cruz' spokeswoman before she jumped on the Trump train.

i wonder how she got the job! what a can of beans!

 

[Tesseract]

Tay was a prophet, she spoke of this moment long ago.

 

[KingBroly]

Tay was a prophet, she spoke of this moment long ago.

I'm kinda suspicious that they'd use generic photos like that which were easily recognizable if it were true.

 

[Oddduck]

It's worth mentioning that Trump and the owner of National Enquirer are good friends. So it's easy to see how Trump's campaign people may have shared this info with them.

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2015/10/trumps-alliance-with-the-national-enquirer.html

Trump and Enquirer CEO David Pecker have been friends for years. “They’re very close,” said a source close to the Enquirer. In July 2013, Trump even tweeted that Pecker should become CEO of Time magazine, which at the time was being spun off from its corporate parent, Time Warner. “He’d make it exciting and win awards!”

http://www.msnbc.com/msnbc/donald-trump-lands-endorsement-the-national-enquirer

Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump has been leading in the polls for months, but he’s just received his first endorsement from a major publication – the infamous tabloid The National Enquirer.

“Trump Must Be President,” blasts a headline from within the Enquirer’s pages, which includes a list of reasons why the real the estate mogul should be elected, including: “He will chase down illegal immigrants and toss out the criminals who came streaming through our open borders.”

 

[Downhome]

And so it continues, bit by bit...

EDIT:

It may have been fake, so in deleting it. I'm not sure how though, but there is no check mark.

 

[Gattsu25]

Tay was a prophet, she spoke of this moment long ago.

Tay was just a dumb bot that echoed responses when asked questions that have been asked in the past: https://twitter.com/merylnet/status/703079627288260608

 

[tanooki27]

National Enquirer, c'mon. I have no issue imagining the possibility that somebody has cheated on their spouse, but the National Enquirer isn't a source to take seriously.

the enquirer is sometimes used as an outlet for people to dish anonymous dirt on the famous. every so often the dirt is valid

 

[Tesseract]

And so it continues, bit by bit...

 

[Dennis]

I want to go to that planet.

 

[Mii]

And so it continues, bit by bit...

Was this a fake or did O'Reilly & co remove it?

 

[BitStyle]

I just love that this came just as Jeb endorsed him
keep taking those Ls Mr Bush

The L train never stops

 

[TheSeks]

Trump goin NUCLEAR

Is he gonna break up inside soon?

National Enquirer? The "Bat Boy" tabloid?

No. National Enquirer as in "John Edward's Affair while his wife had cancer"

 

[Baraka in the White House]

Man I hope this catches on. Aside from despising Cruz I also want to taste the tears of his acolytes.

 

[Plinko]

Was this a fake or did O'Reilly & co remove it?

I need to know this. If FOX demanded he remove it, I'm going to be furious.

 

[Slayven]

Noooo I need my broker convention.

 

[JABEE]

Trump was selling out the world when Lyin Ted was still bummin quarters for gas to get to Canadian high school.

But then he got to see Rush play his school dance and that Ontario boy believed in life, love, and God more than ever before.

 

[GraveRobberX]

The L train never stops

Until its the weekend and the MTA in NYC has unscheduled maintenance, no link to Hipster Brooklyn

So yes it can stop!

 

[Downhome]

I need to know this. If FOX demanded he remove it, I'm going to be furious.

It must have been fake, somehow, no check mark. Where is the difference though?

 

[KingBroly]

It must have been fake, somehow, no check mark. Where is the difference though?

probably just shopped. No checkmark = Not real

 

[JABEE]

Was this a fake or did O'Reilly & co remove it?

Is that just the show's Twitter feed or is that controlled by O'Reilly himself?

 

[Tesseract]

probably just shopped. No checkmark = Not real

 

[supergiz]

Am I the only one not seeing this trending anymore on Twitter? Strange as just an hour ago showed #tedcruzsexscandal as trending with 200k plus tweets.

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

Is that just the show's Twitter feed or is that controlled by O'Reilly himself?

You think O'Reilly tweets?

 

[Horns]

Cruz is scum but I think this is a case of swiftboating.

 

[Downhome]

If this ends up being true, anyone that dropped out can just step back in, right? Really they have just "suspended" their campaigns, correct?

 

[dantevsninjas]

Are we sure all of these women weren't just trying to punch him in that goddamn garbage fire he calls a face and just fell?

 

[NeonBlack]

Idk about this. Everybody he works with hates him, how the hell would they be willing to go that far with him?

 

[KingBroly]

If this ends up being true, anyone that dropped out can just step back in, right? Really they have just "suspended" their campaigns, correct?

well...good luck finding the money to restart said campaigns.

 

[Byakuya769]

"National Enquirer"

Yeah.
Do better gaf.

 

[Aaron]

If evidence comes out, Cruz will make a crying apology with his wife on hand, and he'll be forgiven by his base. Christians operate on faith not logic, which is why Cruz targeted them for his career. Because they're suckers.

 

[JABEE]

You think O'Reilly tweets?

He may have evolved

 

[numble]

Yeah.
Do better gaf.

Same reporter broke the John Edwards sex scandal story.