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[ElectricBlanketFire]

Doesn't even out all the other times they are wrong.

Tabloid paper known for its outlandish claims. Please. However, now that the accusation is there reputable people will look into it.

Same reporter that broke the John Edwards affair story.

Who would wanna sleep with Ted Cruz :/

 

[Ninja Scooter]

relevant

Oh my lort

 

[Calamari41]

Doesn't even out all the other times they are wrong.

Obviously you've got to take any "BREAKING: SCANDAL..." story with a grain of salt until it is verified, no matter the outlet breaking it. But to point to the outlet itself and say "nah bro" on that basis alone is also the wrong way to approach it.

 

[Netherscourge]

It's so funny that the "family values" Republicans seem to be a lot more corrupt and un-Christian than the "godless Liberals".

 

[Glendemonium]

Why is it always the "family values" guys?

It's only family values for everyone else, not the politician. It's like religious types go full blown anti-gay until their scandal breaks out.

 

[Arkeband]

If I were as goofy looking and acting as Ted Cruz, I'd probably struggle with turning away female attention as well.

I'm extremely disappointed none of those pictures are Kim Davis, by the way.

 

[Doug Heffernan]

Who would wanna sleep with Ted Cruz :/

He's a high ranking politician. Most of the women rumored to have slept with him also work in the industry. You do the math...

 

[Christopher]

Obviously you've got to take any "BREAKING: SCANDAL..." story with a grain of salt until it is verified, no matter the outlet breaking it. But to point to the outlet itself and say "nah bro" on that basis alone is also the wrong way to approach it.

So publish the story after its verified...

 

[Apathy]

If Trump knew this shit was coming out then he truly is a master strategist.

I thought trump said he had stuff on his wife not on cruz

 

[Orbis Tabula]

He's a high ranking politician. Most of the women rumored to have slept with him also work in the industry. You do the math...

Seriously. I mean, he's got presidential ambitions. Hell, I'd sleep with a person I thought was gonna be president if it meant that now they owed me favors. Shiiit.

 

[Enter the Dragon Punch]

Tabloid paper known for its outlandish claims. Please. However, now that the accusation is there reputable people will look into it.

do you genuinely believe that this is simply slander against Ted Cruz

I thought trump said he had stuff on his wife not on cruz

doesn't Trump have one of Cruz's supposed mistresses working for him?

 

[OnionPowder]

5 confirmed kills
5 confirmed mistresses

this guy has a pattern

 

[dave is ok]

I thought trump said he had stuff on his wife not on cruz

Going after his wife forced Cruz to give out soundbites defending his wife and his love of her, a day or two before a cheating scandal errupts. Still looks bad.

He has a matching (fake) tattoo with one of the girls listed. I'm saying "real"

 

[Netherscourge]

“I will readily admit that I have not been as faithful in this aspect of my walk as I should have been”

Ted kinda opened this door all by himself.

 

[DOWN]

Didn't that Twitter AI say there's no possible way he could be involved with five women?

The Twitter ai said there's no way he would have stopped at killing only 5 people

 

[LyleLanley]

Honestly I'm amazed he found one woman to have sex with him let alone 6+.

 

[deadlast]

Honestly I'm amazed he found one woman to have sex with him let alone 6+.

Proof that looks don't matter to women.

 

[Rubenov]

Proof that looks don't matter to women.

It's not about the looks, but about his slimey personality.

 

[LyleLanley]

Proof that looks don't matter to women.

Or that looks don't matter to the kind of woman that would fuck Ted Cruz.

 

[Cybit]

Gonna call bullshit on this...because of the below

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2015/10/trumps-alliance-with-the-national-enquirer.html

Trump and Enquirer CEO David Pecker have been friends for years. “They’re very close,” said a source close to the Enquirer. In July 2013, Trump even tweeted that Pecker should become CEO of Time magazine, which at the time was being spun off from its corporate parent, Time Warner. “He’d make it exciting and win awards!

Enquirer has been going after Trump rivals since October.

 

[Poodlestrike]

I legit don't believe that there are 6 women in the world willing to sleep with Ted Cruz.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Gonna call bullshit on this...because of the below

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2015/10/trumps-alliance-with-the-national-enquirer.html



Enquirer has been going after Trump rivals since October.

That doesn't mean it's not true, that just gives them a possible motive for running it. I have a hard time believing even the Inquirer would risk running a story this big if it was 100% fabricated.

 

[LyleLanley]

I legit don't believe that there are 6 women in the world willing to sleep with Ted Cruz.

On the positive side it, assuming this is true, it should give hope to a bunch of gaf members. If Ted Cruz can get laid what's stopping you?

 

[Shake Appeal]

It's so funny that the "family values" Republicans seem to be a lot more corrupt and un-Christian than the "godless Liberals".

This may be the only time I say this unironically: Both sides do it.

Clinton? Edwards? Weiner? No one has a monopoly on this.

 

[Calamari41]

So publish the story after its verified...

I meant verified by other outlets

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

Clinton, Edwards, Weiner don't try to present themselves as family values Americans though. So when they do it, they still get in trouble but don't have (as many) accusations of hypocrisy

 

[daveo42]

Lizardfolk don't marry and have multiple partners so they can more quickly take over the human population. I thought everyone knew this. Ol' Ted hasn't done anything wrong.

 

[Cybit]

That doesn't mean it's not true, that just gives them a possible motive for running it. I have a hard time believing even the Inquirer would risk running a story this big if it was 100% fabricated.

They ran a story saying that Carson left a sponge inside someone's brain.

Other "big stories"

The tabloid has also gone after Hillary Clinton, of course. A series of cover stories has alleged that Clinton is on her deathbed and is “engaging in a massive cover-up about her health.” The Enquirer claims she is suffering from strokes, brain cancer, depression, alcoholism, multiple sclerosis, endometriosis, and paranoia, among other dire conditions.

the Enquirer reported that Jeb Bush was “involved in the drug trade in Florida” in the '80s and that, as governor, he was plagued by “sleazy cheating scandals … [with a] Playboy Bunny turned lawyer.”

 

[Apathy]

Proof that looks don't matter to women.

Sometimes women like power

 

[Vicetrailia]

Gonna call bullshit on this...because of the below

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2015/10/trumps-alliance-with-the-national-enquirer.html



Enquirer has been going after Trump rivals since October.

Doesn't mean it's not true though. It's Ted Cruz the snake, keep your eyes and ears open for anything. No one trusts him.

 

[hom3land]

Oh my lort

Too bad it's not true.

http://www.snopes.com/ted-cruz-netflix-and-chill-contest/

 

[Arkeband]

They ran a story saying that Carson left a sponge inside someone's brain.

Other "big stories"

I could see Jeb getting it on with a Playboy bunny.

 

[i_am_ben]

They ran a story saying that Carson left a sponge inside someone's brain.

Was it his own?

 

[Cybit]

Somehow, I don't think people would be giving the Enquirer's cover story on Clinton having every disease under the moon quite as much credence as they want to give this one. We rightfully pile on GOP voters and legislators when they attack Clinton with bullshit reasons - it's pretty damn hypocritical to all of a sudden love the Enquirer and believe it when it goes after Cruz, while not believing it at all when it comes to the people we like.

The rose colored goggles are pretty unbecoming of folks who complain about GOP voters reading only the news sources that tell them what they want to already believe, and then promptly turn around and do it themselves.

 

[shortsFortallPeople]

Somehow, I don't think people would be giving the Enquirer's cover story on Clinton having every disease under the moon quite as much credence as they want to give this one. We rightfully pile on GOP voters and legislators when they attack Clinton with bullshit reasons - it's pretty damn hypocritical to all of a sudden love the Enquirer and believe it when it goes after Cruz, while not believing it at all when it comes to the people we like.

The rose colored goggles are pretty unbecoming of folks who complain about GOP voters reading only the news sources that tell them what they want to already believe, and then promptly turn around and do it themselves.

well,

even a broken clock is right twice a day

 

[Servbot24]

I'm kind of ok with Ted getting blown up and Trump taking the nom, simply because I see Trump as having more difficulty against Hillary than Ted would. Trump is all out shameless comic book villain, while Ted is a little more subtly slimey. Hopefully people will be less likely to fall for Trump, beyond his core voter base.

well,

even a broken clock is right twice a day

Sure, but in this case people are just blindly hoping that this is the 1 in 12 chance that it's accurate.

 

[Stinkles]

Oh my lort

I never noticed his campaign logo is the same shape as the thing he ate off his lip.

 

[BoboBrazil]

Amanda Carpenter being one of the women makes so much sense. She's on his dick every time she is on CNN.

 

[TheBaldEmperor]

No wonder his daughter didn't want him to kiss her. She knew. Maybe she is the source.

 

[balladofwindfishes]

Somehow, I don't think people would be giving the Enquirer's cover story on Clinton having every disease under the moon quite as much credence as they want to give this one. We rightfully pile on GOP voters and legislators when they attack Clinton with bullshit reasons - it's pretty damn hypocritical to all of a sudden love the Enquirer and believe it when it goes after Cruz, while not believing it at all when it comes to the people we like.

The rose colored goggles are pretty unbecoming of folks who complain about GOP voters reading only the news sources that tell them what they want to already believe, and then promptly turn around and do it themselves.

This article comes from someone who has broken major political scandals before (via NE). Also there were already rumors around Cruz having affairs.

So it's a bit different than Hillary dying or Jeb Bush hanging out in the Play Boy mansion. Which are based on nothing from no-name writers.

 

[Spoiled Milk]

Heidi Cruz was once so depressed that she was found by police sitting on the side of a highway with her head in her hands and was possibly a "danger to herself". This supposedly happened, according to the enquirer, right after Ted Cruz messed around with a hot something while he worked as Ted Solicitor General.

 

[Dennis]

relevant

I thought soliciting was illegal in America.

 

[theignoramus]

This may be the only time I say this unironically: Both sides do it.

Clinton? Edwards? Weiner? No one has a monopoly on this.

Spitzer too!

 

[Valhelm]

I'd assume Trump has had multiple extramarital affairs since beginning his campaign

 

[Tesseract]

I'd assume Trump has had multiple extramarital affairs since beginning his campaign

Why?

 

[EdibleKnife]

It's so funny that the "family values" Republicans seem to be a lot more corrupt and un-Christian than the "godless Liberals".

Because they staunchly adhere to an unrealistic standard and desperately always try to puff themselves as superior even if it means admonishing and oppressing others. They're all about vying for an image of perfection with zero release valve.

 

[GoldenEye 007]

This may be the only time I say this unironically: Both sides do it.

Clinton? Edwards? Weiner? No one has a monopoly on this.

Did those politicians preach on a platform of "family values" and actively push legislation and policy instilling those "values?"

 

[Grifter]

These ladies have been sentenced to a fate worse than fucking Ted Cruz - people knowing (or thinking) they've fucked Ted Cruz.

 

[Razorskin]

Lion Ted

 

[LyleLanley]

Spitzer too!

Hardly know 'er.