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National Enquirer: Ted Cruz Has Had at Least 5 Extramarital Affairs

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Her first direct denial.

I guess we can rule out Trump capitalizing on this, then. Plus, hasn't tweeted anything in an unusually long time.
 
I have a hard time fathoming how this cycle can go worse for Ted, really.

- GOP already hates him
- Daughter doesn't want him to kiss him
- His father cut a promo for Ted only to give him the most dehumanizing and disappointing glare the entire time
- General smarminess and his look of defeat when he's challenged on issues in the debate
- Booed on late night talk shows
- Now a sex scandal of significant proportions and one that seems to have been bubbling for a while

Sheesh. And we thought "binders of women" was a massive gaffe all those years ago. Cruz is a habitual failure in the public eye to any non-evangelical and even if you are evangelical you may be questioning that.
 
Kasich has been straight up laughed out of the room. I think Paul Ryan being a surprise last minute candidate is more likely at this point.

GOP is boned.

Kasich is actually the only one who has a chance against Hillary in recent polling in a theoretical matchup according to The Hill. Hilldog crushes both Trump and Cruz in national polling.
 
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Her first direct denial.

I guess we can rule out Trump capitalizing on this, then. Plus, hasn't tweeted anything in an unusually long time.

Is this the lady who ran the Fiorina campaign PAC?
 
Nah this one was my bad, weak!

I'm serious about the Douglas MacArthur thing though, the parallels are eerie. Punishment must come to.

MacArthur did have a mistress so it all fits, it's fine.

I missed them. Do you have a link handy?


Not the beginning and the end, simply one incident.
 
Is this the lady who ran the Fiorina campaign PAC?
No, that's Trump's national campaign spokeswoman.

I doubt he will address the story. Katrina still being a part of his campaign would overshadow whatever benefit he gets from delivering the Cruz-missile.
 
Why would she? If she was part of what killed the Cruz campaign, she should be fine in Trumps book.

This whole thing is crazy tho, who the fuck would sleep with Cruz let alone multiple people. Sends shivers down my spine.

You misunderstand. I'm not saying she won't be fine in Trump's book. I'm saying that Trump may no longer be fine in HER book if he spilled the beans about her affair to tabloids.
 
The list:

#1. Katrina Pierson (Spokesperson for Donald Trump campaign)
#2 ?????
#3 ?????
#4 Sara Isgur Flores (Ex-Spokesperson for Carly Fiorina)
#5 Amanda Carpenter

The National Enquirer were the ones that broke the John Edwards and Tiger Woods scandals. The reporter behind this one specifically was behind the John Edwards scandal, so there is a reasonable amount of legitimacy.

Also, a reporter from the Washington Times has corroborated two of the affairs.
https://twitter.com/Drews_Views/status/713222276875812865

Also, Katrina Pierson just closed her Instagram account. Hmmmm...
I'll play the devil's advocate here..
Katrina Pierson was hired for her merits or given a staff position as an offset for being available to "disclose" her relation with Cruz?
ehhhhhh
 
The Washington Times Twitter is saying that guy tweeting about confirming some of the affairs is not actually a columnist with them and was just a "citizen journalist" who contributed to a "Communities" section. It also tweeted they ended whatever that relationship is with him.

Edit - he was a "former employee" who contributed to that section, specifically.
 
This shit is chess, ain't checkers.

i don't get the reference :|
sorry mate, but did i do anything wrong? O_o
I think it's a pretty sensible question..
do we know WHEN cruz went full monthy with Pierson?
I'll excuse myself if this seems inappropriate, but I'm italian..
our "political leaders" have an history of backstabbing themselves and public shaming their rivals disclosing "past" tidbits at the ripe times, so for me it's nothing new...
 
I assume that lord Trump is simply waiting for the best moment to pounce.

He's going to bring this up on a national stage and it is absolutely going to hurt Cruz, whether it's true or not.
 
Katrina and Trump probably had a tacit agreement that the Enquirer could leak this but Katrina would deny it and Trump would back her up.

All Trump needs is the story floating out there in the open and he can attack Cruz on the other four women.
 
i don't get the reference :|
sorry mate, but did i do anything wrong? O_o
I think it's a pretty sensible question..
do we know WHEN cruz went full monthy with Pierson?
I'll excuse myself if this seems inappropriate, but I'm italian..
our "political leaders" have an history of backstabbing themselves and public shaming their rivals disclosing "past" tidbits at the ripe times, so for me it's nothing new...

Sorry dumb movie quote, training day. To answer your question: no idea.
 
I won't believe these rumors until TMZ confirms them with dirty elevator videos.

It's the only legit source we can trust.

It doesn't matter at this point, probably.

If Trump is good at one thing it's manipulating and directing the media narrative. Once he decides to go all in, Cruz is finished.
 
Katrina and Trump probably had a tacit agreement that the Enquirer could leak this but Katrina would deny it and Trump would back her up.

All Trump needs is the story floating out there in the open and he can attack Cruz on the other four women.

This....

I am sooo sure that you are 100% correct with this, I am thinking you might know something we don't!
 
The last part of this is the most interesting part.

It's like she was about to pull Ted out from under the bus, but then just left him partially pinned by the bus as she walked away.

Yeah, I thought her and Ted were supposed to be buddies. But 2/3 of her sentences are implicating that there might be some truth to the story.

Regardless of the veracity of the article, we can always count on one thing: Ted Cruz has no friends.
 
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