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[VendettaRed07]

Can you imagine Cruz on top of you with that face, jerking around like a fish out of water. Yikes.

 

[UraMallas]

ITT, I learned that The National Enquirer is still a garbage tab but it is also a garbage tab that has hit on some major stories. I also had previously lumped them in with the likes of alien babies and whatnot.

 

[theignoramus]

Now we just need women to come forward to say they slept with him.

I think if anything concrete was to come out, it would be in the form of hacked texts, voicemail or emails from Anonymous, whove declared war on Ted.

 

[Netherscourge]

Can you imagine Cruz on top of you with that face, jerking around like a fish out of water. Yikes.

CAN'T UNSEE THIS....

 

[hydragonwarrior]

ITT, I learned that The National Enquirer is still a garbage tab but it is also a garbage tab that has hit on some major stories. I also had previously lumped them in with the likes of alien babies and whatnot.

Omg have we finally discovered the perfect Anti-Fox News??!

I'm serious too - if Fox is allowed to spread Republican BS and use it as a voice piece to trash Dems,then the enquirer will be perfect as a counter!!

 

[Kusagari]

I think if anything concrete was to come out, it would be in the form of hacked texts, voicemail or emails from Anonymous, whove declared war on Ted.

It's Anonymous though so the texts and emails would actually be concerning someone named Ted Cruise who works in the Democratic Party.

 

[flkraven]

I'm convinced that Donald Trump is secretly a genius and has been collecting information for 20 years specifically for a 2016 presidential run. Focus tests, social media presence, piles of dirt on politicians - all for this moment. Now he just set up the dominos and they all started falling into the shape of a red carpet to his presidential nomination. I mean, the guy is clearly leaking this shit to the press right?

 

[VendettaRed07]

Katrina and Trump probably had a tacit agreement that the Enquirer could leak this but Katrina would deny it and Trump would back her up.

All Trump needs is the story floating out there in the open and he can attack Cruz on the other four women.

Trump is the best dirty politician since Nixon tbh. Masterful if true.

 

[Calamari41]

Who would admit that?

Yes, I had relations with Ted Cruz. I believe it was on a boaking trip.

I have to go now!

 

[MetalGearZed]

I fucked Ted

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[cpp_is_king]

Katrina and Trump probably had a tacit agreement that the Enquirer could leak this but Katrina would deny it and Trump would back her up.

All Trump needs is the story floating out there in the open and he can attack Cruz on the other four women.

Pretty much. Notice the timing. Trump says "I'm gonna spill the beans to your wife" and then the next day the National Enquirer does it. Coincidence? I think not. Now Trump looks like the good guy, "Hey wasn't me bro, talk to the Enquirer". It doesn't even matter if it's true, all he has to do is create enough doubt in people to take votes away.

This is why I think any polls comparing him to Hillary or Bernie in the general election are bogus. You can't account for this kind of thing, he's too unpredictable.

 

[Smiles and Cries]

my twitter blew up with just one tweet this is a funny story https://twitter.com/NazHz/status/713401851291504640

wish I could get people to give a shit about something that makes a difference tho

 

[Apathy]

CAN'T UNSEE THIS....

Don't like the thought of teds vinigar strokes?

 

[injurai]

busted has so many meanings...

 

[psynergylover]

who.......would....I....just....who would....?

we need Microsoft's AI to handle this!!!

 

[Tesseract]

Do you think Ted whips himself before entering his blood bag bed

 

[hydragonwarrior]

Well... the Republican bid will be Trump's easily now. The GOP's best hope is not going to come out of this unscathed.

I'msadtho -I wantall uncivilized hell to break loose during a brokered Convention. Permanently show off to the public what being a Republican in today's age now stands for.

 

[ItWasMeantToBe19]

Cruz says National Enquirer story is "garbage," blames "Donald Trump and his henchmen."

I mean, it's true.

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/713407344336613378

 

[theignoramus]

Trump is the best dirty politician since Nixon tbh. Masterful if true.

One of his backers is Roger Stone, a professional GOP hitman from the Nixon administration days. Stone plays sleazy but he has a brilliant mind for the art of the political smear.

 

[MartyStu]

Pretty much. Notice the timing. Drumpf says "I'm gonna spill the beans to your wife" and then the next day the National Enquirer does it. Coincidence? I think not. Now Drumpf looks like the good guy, "Hey wasn't me bro, talk to the Enquirer". It doesn't even matter if it's true, all he has to do is create enough doubt in people to take votes away.

This is why I think any polls comparing him to Hillary or Bernie in the general election are bogus. You can't account for this kind of thing, he's too unpredictable.

True, but Bernie looks like he might legitimately be in the running for sainthood.

And everyone has already made up their mind about Clinton.

 

[BoboBrazil]

Amanda Carpenter with that fake outrage. She did it.

 

[Leona Lewis]

I mean, it's true.

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/713407344336613378

lol

That's not even a denial.

Weak!

Sad!

 

[Mii]

#cubanmissilecrisis

dead

 

[PlayALLtheGames]

 

[gamerMan]

Dang, looks like Donald Trump spilled the beans to the National Enquirer. That lady who left Ted Cruz for Donald Trump probably revealed slaying Ted's secret. Dang this is turning into a real soap opera and reality show. Both Donald and Ted Cruz need to get in the ring and duke it out. Besides, Donald would love to punch someone in the face. What better face to punch than Ted Cruz? I would pay money for that.

 

[Hexa]

Dang, looks like Donald Trump spilled the beans to the National Enquirer. That lady who left Ted Cruz for Donald Trump probably revealed slaying Ted's secret. Dang this is turning into a real soap opera and reality show. Both Donald and Ted Cruz need to get in the ring and duke it out. Besides, Donald would love to punch someone in the face. What better face to punch than Ted Cruz? I would pay money for that.

If Trump punches Cruz in the face I will legit vote for him in the general.

 

[Leona Lewis]

Aaaaaand...

...it's trending again.

Looks like Twitter reversed its decision to censor the hashtag.

 

[deadlast]

Aaaaaand...

...it's trending again.

Looks like Twitter reversed its decision to censor the hashtag.

What is the hashtag? I'm missed it.

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

busted has so many meanings...

busTED after being trusTED

 

[Makai]

LUST TED
LUSTED

 

[UnforgivenTwin]

busTED after being trusTED

UntrusTED?

 

[Slacker]

What is the hashtag? I'm missed it.

#CruzSexScandal

 

[Steel]

What is the hashtag? I'm missed it.

#CruzSexScandal

Edit: Beaten.

 

[Ushay]

Betting fucked by the booger man .. literally.

Yikes.

I guess some people will do anything to go up the food chain.

 

[psynergylover]

#CruzSexScandal

I died

 

[Eusis]

Fat dracula got game.

Dracula's charismatic. He's Nosferatsu with a wig.

 

[Bowdz]

I mean, it's true.

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/713407344336613378

Holy shit. He did the WORST possible thing to do: address it but fail to deny the allegations. WTF? I MEAN WTF IS HE THINKING!?!?

 

[cpp_is_king]

Betting fucked by the booger man .. literally.

Yikes.

I guess some people will do anything to go up the food chain.

In this case would you be going up the food chain, or down on the food chain

 

[BoboBrazil]

I mean, it's true.

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/713407344336613378

So Cruz isn't responsible for a superpac running a story on Melania, but Trump is responsible for the national enquirer?

 

[Leona Lewis]

wtf...

 

[Plinko]

Holy shit. He did the WORST possible thing to do: address it but fail to deny the allegations. WTF? I MEAN WTF IS HE THINKING!?!?

Yeah, this is a colossal mistake. He didn't even deny it.

My guess is NE has more and will release it over time--just waiting for him to actually deny it.

 

[Steel]

You know, I really think I should feel bad that I don't really care if this story is true or not so long as it causes Cruz to suffer politically. I mean, it'll effectively ruin his personal life as well, even if it's not true.

But, for some reason, I can't seem to muster an iota of caring for him. Am I a bad human being?

wtf...

How did this even come up?

 

[Chie Satonaka]

wtf...

Better and better.

 

[cpp_is_king]

wtf...

So wait, he does have the desire to copulate with most rats? Just not donald?

 

[Makai]

You know, I really think I should feel bad that I don't really care if this story is true or not so long as it causes Cruz to suffer politically. I mean, it'll effectively ruin his personal life as well, even if it's not true.

But, for some reason, I can't seem to muster an iota of caring for him. Am I a bad human being?

Yes. Low empathy. Sad!

I'm with you, though.

 

[RustyNails]

Aggravated.

 

[Phreaker]

I can't believe there are six women that would sleep with him, gross.

 

[Abounder]

So wait, he does have the desire to copulate with most rats? Just not donald?

Cruz is a furry, confirmed

 

[Hexa]

#CubanMistressCrisis is a great tag.
Also, Amanda Carpenter was on CNN. When asked about it, all she said was "Talk to my lawyer". Everyone that's a part of this is fucking it up lol. Cruz is so fucked.

 

[rjinaz]

You know, I really think I should feel bad that I don't really care if this story is true or not so long as it causes Cruz to suffer politically. I mean, it'll effectively ruin his personal life as well, even if it's not true.

But, for some reason, I can't seem to muster an iota of caring for him. Am I a bad human being?



How did this even come up?

I'm far more interested in having this scandal happen to the Republican party during an election year. Burn baby burn.