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National Enquirer: Ted Cruz Has Had at Least 5 Extramarital Affairs

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BoboBrazil said:
So Cruz isn't responsible for a superpac running a story on Melania, but Trump is responsible for the national enquirer?
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A few pages ago, it was mentioned that the guy who owns NE gave Trump his first endorsement AND they are good friends.

Considering the timing of the Super Pac stuff, Trump saying he'll out Cruz's wife, Good Friday, etc. It's all a bit suspicious, ya know?
 
KingBroly said:
A few pages ago, it was mentioned that the guy who owns NE gave Trump his first endorsement AND they are good friends.

Considering the timing of the Super Pac stuff, Trump saying he'll out Cruz's wife, Good Friday, etc. It's all a bit suspicious, ya know?
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But the PAC is a legal entity created for the purpose of supporting Ted!
 
Leona Lewis said:
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wtf...
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Cruz using those big words!
 
Oh Ted, you fool. You should be smarter than this by now. Never, ever, ever give Trump an opening to respond to anything. By invoking his name you've given him a free pass to talk about it. Should have just denied it and end statement. Whyyyyyy would you specifically bring up Trump's name and blame him, knowing he'll get infinite free media time to talk shit back?
 
So this all follows Trump threatening to "spill the beans" on Cruz's *wife*, no? So is there a scandal about her? Or is Trump's understanding of "the beans" like "she's frigid / can't keep a man / whatever"?
 
aspiegamer said:
Oh Ted, you fool. You should be smarter than this by now. Never, ever, ever give Trump an opening to respond to anything. By invoking his name you've given him a free pass to talk about it. Should have just denied it and end statement. Whyyyyyy would you specifically bring up Trump's name and blame him, knowing he'll get infinite free media time to talk shit back?
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Trump is like Bloody Mary, except instead of saying Bloody Mary into a mirror three times, you have to say "Trump will not be the nominee" into a camera three times, at which point your campaign is doomed.
 
Brakke said:
So this all follows Trump threatening to "spill the beans" on Cruz's *wife*, no? So is there a scandal about her? Or is Trump's understanding of "the beans" like "she's frigid / can't keep a man / whatever"?
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Maybe she knows?

Maybe it's bullshit?

Either way... Great political theater, and great for the Don.
 
Brakke said:
So this all follows Trump threatening to "spill the beans" on Cruz's *wife*, no? So is there a scandal about her? Or is Trump's understanding of "the beans" like "she's frigid / can't keep a man / whatever"?
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I think Donald is going to spill Cruz's beans all over Mrs. Cruz for all the world to see.
 
I thought this was mostly just bullshit when I first heard about it, but the way these people are behaving when questioned about it is what you do when you're hiding something. Just deny it and move on, unless you can't because then you'd be lying if more info came out.

He definitely swapped spitboogers with some of these ladies.
 
Brakke said:
So this all follows Trump threatening to "spill the beans" on Cruz's *wife*, no? So is there a scandal about her? Or is Trump's understanding of "the beans" like "she's frigid / can't keep a man / whatever"?
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His wife had a bout of depression and the implication is this is the cause.
 
aspiegamer said:
Oh Ted, you fool. You should be smarter than this by now. Never, ever, ever give Trump an opening to respond to anything. By invoking his name you've given him a free pass to talk about it. Should have just denied it and end statement. Whyyyyyy would you specifically bring up Trump's name and blame him, knowing he'll get infinite free media time to talk shit back?
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Not only that, but he didn't even deny it!

Incredible.

And then Amanda Carpenter says "talk to my lawyers" (the worst thing imaginable to say when accused of something that is either plainly true or plainly false)

:-|

It's amazing how shoddily all parties involved have been handling this. You'd think this is the first thing Cruz's PR folks would teach in a post-Monica Lewinsky world.
 
Looks to me like he's done... I also don't feel like all this coming out right after Trump's threats is a coincidence but who knows at this point.
 
Leona Lewis said:
Not only that, but he didn't even deny it!

Incredible.

And then Amanda Carpenter says "talk to my lawyers" (the worst thing imaginable to say when accused of something that is either plainly true or plainly false)

:-|

It's amazing how shoddily all parties involved have been handling this. You'd think this is the first thing Cruz's PR folks would teach in a post-Monica Lewinsky world.
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I haven't gotten the popcorn out and put CNN on so early in a day before. I just have a feeling any time now it's going to get very entertaining.
 
Hexa said:
I mean, how perfect is this.

1. Ad attacking Melania.
2. Trump defends her and threatens to attack Heidi.
3. Cruz calls Trump a "sniveling coward". That one of the only things that make him mad are hurting his wife.
4. It's revealed Cruz is a serial cheater.

Sure bub. You must love her so much.

Hell, even beyond that, that this is coming out only now after only Trump and Cruz are still in the running is a god send for Trump. Otherwise Rubio may have still been in the running.

As for whether its true or not its irrelevant, what matters is how much it sticks in the minds of voters.
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Trump is a genius. Earlier in the election I thought he was an idiot, but as I really looked into it I realized that Trump truly is a literal psychopath. He manipulates the fuck out of everyone.
 
The talk to my lawyers line and the Cruz not blatantly saying this never happened leads me to believe at least something went on...


But I am more concerned with serious matters such as smaller and changed recipe Cadbury eggs for Easter.
 
Has this been confirmed by other sources yet? I'd love for it to be true. The timing with so many people endorsing Cruz now couldn't be more perfect.


Also Tesseract that GIF is getting annoying.. almost as annoying as when terrisus would post that stupid Pinocchio dead jpg every third post.. Switch it up man.
 
metalslimer said:
Possibly destroying both Cruz and rubios political careers would make this all worth it
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The ease with which Trump has utterly annihilated the GOP this cycle has been a thing of beauty. It's not even that Rubio and Jeb! were temporarily embarrassed - they were publicly ruined in record time.

And now maybe Cruz is next.

I can't wait to see Trump's reaction to this. He still hasn't tweeted all day...something is up.
 
DietRob said:
Has this been confirmed by other sources yet? I'd love for it to be true. The timing with so many people endorsing Cruz now couldn't be more perfect.
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There was a Washington Times reporter basically bluntly saying that he could confirm 2 of the affairs and said that a certain media outlet knew about it for awhile now but chose to sit on it and still hasn't talked about it.

Makai said:
Yes. Low empathy. Sad!

I'm with you, though.
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There's just something about Cruz that makes you not care at all what happens to him.
 
Hexa said:
#CubanMistressCrisis is a great tag.
Also, Amanda Carpenter was on CNN. When asked about it, all she said was "Talk to my lawyer". Everyone that's a part of this is fucking it up lol. Cruz is so fucked.
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As much as I'd love this all to be true, she does say it's "categorically false" in the very next breath. Straight up denial from her.
 
Leona Lewis said:
The ease with which Trump has utterly annihilated the GOP this cycle has been a thing of beauty. It's not even that Rubio and Jeb! were temporarily embarrassed - they were publicly ruined in record time.

And now maybe Cruz is next.

I can't wait to see Trump's reaction to this. He still hasn't tweeted all day...something is up.
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The idea that any of the non-Kasich candidates were actually viable in a national election was a complete delusion.
 
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