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[Captain Tuttle]

Considering Trump is using the liberal end of twitter, the internet, and media to basically to try to take out Cruz for him, I sure as hell ain't underestimating him.

Think of it this way, he basically has every dem supporter dreaming (and in turn, perpetuating and spreading to the main stream and online) the idea that Cruz is a serial philanderer; without ever saying anything. He's basically getting Democratic voters & supporters to do his dirty work for him without even trying.

He's flat out playing us like fiddles. That alone terrifies me in a general election.

You're giving Trump way too much credit

 

[rjinaz]

I'm sure he just meant he didn't read the whole thing, word for word. You're the guy who would ask Trump for the time and if it's 7:30 and Trump says 7:32 you call him a liar. Stop trying so hard.

Not really. That's his go to when he's not ready to answer. He has used it a lot in the past otherwise I wouldn't have mentioned it. Also, no need to "try hard" when it comes to Trump. It's not like I'm one of his mental gymnastic supporters.

 

[Jarrod38]

I can see it next week Trump has an affair with Cruz's wife

 

[MasterOfPastures]

Damn. This whole election season is nothing but karma for the republican establishment.
The chicken came home to roost, and shat all over his cock.

 

[Cuyejo]

Trump's business record is shit. Pure shit.

lol gawker.... really, please, gawker....

 

[dallow_bg]

Lol perfect response from Trump. "I don't want it to be true, but you know the National Enquirer does have a pretty good track record with this stuff."

Yeah, that was kind of hilarious.

 

[Drifters]

Amanda Carpenter? Man, I would've thought she had standards.

 

[Exokell]

Wait. If they never admitted it, then how did you know it happened?

He told everybody. I bet Ted Cruz told everybody too lol.

 

[Steel]

Amanda Carpenter? Man, I would've thought she had standards.

Why? She worships at the altar of Cruz.

 

[BoboBrazil]

Amanda Carpenter? Man, I would've thought she had standards.

Have you seen her on CNN? She gives non stop verbal blowjobs to Cruz.

 

[RootCause]

Amanda Carpenter? Man, I would've thought she had standards.

Why? She worships at the altar of Cruz.

There's no evidence tho. Why are you guys taking this as fact?
I can see having some fun with it, but speaking as if there's irrefutable proof that it happened is nonsensical. I mean, have you people seen their track record? Embarrassing. 😕

 

[vicissitudes]

Why? She worships at the altar of Cruz.

Why are the pretty ones always crazy.

 

[Maxim726X]

Whether true or not, the damage has been done.

RIP Cruz 2016

 

[Strife In a Teacup]

There's no evidence tho. Why are you guys taking this as fact?

Well this Washington Times reporter confirmed 2:

https://twitter.com/Drews_Views/status/713222276875812865

 

[kirblar]

There's no evidence tho. Why are you guys taking this as fact?
I can see having some fun with it, but speaking as if there's irrefutable proof that it happened is nonsensical. I mean, have you people seen their track record? Embarrassing. 😕

There are really sketchy "coincidences" (tattoos, 500K donation) with two of the rumored names.

 

[Steel]

There's no evidence tho. Why are you guys taking this as fact?
I can see having some fun with it, but speaking as if there's irrefutable proof that it happened is nonsensical. I mean, have you people seen their track record? Embarrassing. 😕

Do I take this as fact?

Not quite. But it has just enough of a track record with things like this that people are hoping to see blood, regardless of whether or not it's true. We're horrible people.

 

[theignoramus]

Have you seen her on CNN? She gives non stop verbal blowjobs to Cruz.

She didnt seem genuine at all in that CNN interview either.

 

[Flying Toaster]

Well this Washington Times reporter confirmed 2:

https://twitter.com/Drews_Views/status/713222276875812865

Not a Washington times reporter... They already clarified that.

 

[Mii]

Some reporter needs to track down Heidi and ask her unexpectedly "Is your husband a Sapiosexual" and see how she responds. I bet she's heard this phrase from Cruz before.

 

[BoboBrazil]

She didnt seem genuine at all in that CNN interview either.

Nope. Speak to my lawyer is one of the first things that came out of her mouth. Her body language and how she acted showed guilt.

 

[Strife In a Teacup]

Not a Washington times reporter... They already clarified that.

Ahh, my bad. Hard to keep up with all of this, still a lot of it looks pretty damning.

Edit:

Here's the confirmation from Washington Times, guess he was former citizen journalist, they ended their relationship with him as of today:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CecMLVbWwAEUU8U.jpg

https://twitter.com/WashTimes/status/713403060438110208

 

[RootCause]

Nope. Speak to my lawyer is one of the first things that came out of her mouth. Her body language and how she acted showed guilt.

I'm no body language expert, but it looks like someone who's uncomfortable(even angry at times) about the topic being discussed on national TV, with million of viewers. But what do I know. I'm not a mom, and wife who's been accused of an extramarital affair on TV.

Do I take this as fact?

My apologies.

Ahh, my bad. Hard to keep up with all of this, still a lot of it looks pretty damning.

Well I expect reporters will start digging around. So the truth will come out eventually, I think.
Either way, the damage has been done. This could very well sink Cruz.

 

[Flying Toaster]

Ahh, my bad. Hard to keep up with all of this, still a lot of it looks pretty damning.

No worries. I am not defending Cruz but I want to see some actual media look into this. It's hilarious all around though.

 

[haxamin]

Hang on a second. We are talking about Cruz here. Y'know, Mr uncanney Cruz?

He should just come out and say "look at me Donald, I couldnt get with 5 women even if I was rich as you!"

 

[Archer]

 

[GnawtyDog]

It's true, all of it....Carpenter had it all over her eyes in her response. Can't believe Cruz was a secret player...

 

[Makai]

Hang on a second. We are talking about Cruz here. Y'know, Mr uncanney Cruz?

He should just come out and say "look at me Donald, I couldnt get with 5 women even if I was rich as you!"

Ted Cruz single-handedly shut down the government. That's hot.

 

[Stinkles]

lol gawker.... really, please, gawker....

Are you refuting the veracity of the stories? Because every one of them is a matter of public record, and barely scratches the surface. He is one of the most prodigious business failures in American history.

 

[Diablos]

Amanda Carpenter and Ted Cruz?

EWWWWWWW

 

[norm9]

Cruz is done. There no way of getting out of this. I'd imagine a high price call girl looking for her 15 minutes by popping up on tv saying Cruz laid the pipe on her just like Tiger Woods in the next few days.

 

[jetjevons]

That's evidence? FFS people.
The people replying to their twitters are an embarrassment.

Evidence? What race have you been following?!

 

[Strife In a Teacup]

Apparently there's 3 more, up to 8 now.

 

[BoboBrazil]

Same day Ted Cruz and Amanda Carpenter were wearing the matching temp tattoos

 

[TheZink]

Apparently there's 3 more, up to 8 now.

Where did you see this?

 

[Strife In a Teacup]

Where did you see this?

On the live Twitter feed: https://twitter.com/hashtag/cruzsexscandal?f=tweets&vertical=default&src=rela

Edit: Just to clarify, not sure if true at all, just saw it.

 

[blackjaw]

Same day Ted Cruz and Amanda Carpenter were wearing the matching temp tattoos

"Fun mood"...

 

[norm9]

"Fun mood"...

Probably had his grubby hands all over her. Gross.

 

[Makai]

"Fun mood"...

She's referring to the tattoo prank.

 

[Tesseract]

"Fun mood"...

I'm gonna shoot

 

[blackjaw]

I wanna bleach my brain

 

[Slacker]

I wanna bleach my brain

Someone earlier in the thread described it perfectly, saying something like, "Well, now I'm immune to viagra."

 

[johnsmith]

As a Hamilton addict I love this

and I'll add another

Sex scandals are as old as our nation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOSCOw50kos

 

[cpp_is_king]

"I gotta tell you Wolf, Ted just really filled me up earlier... with laughter I mean. He filled me with laughter."

 

[Lord Morairty007]

My god Republican National Convention isn't until July 18.!These two keep throwing punches in this race. Which is rather fun to watch.

 

[Kusagari]

Ya'll gonna watch Teddy and Amanda's sex tape?

 

[blackjaw]

Someone earlier in the thread described it perfectly, saying something like, "Well, now I'm immune to viagra."

Well now I know the feeling too!

 

[Tesseract]

Ted skips leg day, doesn't pray on his knees. Wow!

 

[mattiewheels]

I'm gonna shoot

 

[johnsmith]

Ya'll gonna watch Teddy and Amanda's sex tape?

I'd rather

 

[Jacksinthe]

Same day Ted Cruz and Amanda Carpenter were wearing the matching temp tattoos

He brought the cellophane, hot wax and rope, I assume. That dirty little man!