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[ItIsOkBro]

My nightmares will have nightmares

 

[CrunchyFrog]

I fucked Ted

 

[BoboBrazil]

fellaTED

 

[Makai]

I don't know if it's true, but we all

SUSPECT TED
SUSPECTED

 

[Suite Pee]

Extra 3 are fake

 

[Premium Quality]

Ted is a mess.

 

[Leona Lewis]

Ted is a waste.

 

[Wilsongt]

There's no evidence tho. Why are you guys taking this as fact?
I can see having some fun with it, but speaking as if there's irrefutable proof that it happened is nonsensical. I mean, have you people seen their track record? Embarrassing. 😕

Ted Cruz PR rep, is that you?

 

[Sectorseven]

Ted is a disaster.

 

[A Human Becoming]

*airhorn*

 

[Smellycat]

I was surprised that this wasn't their main cover story

 

[Rentahamster]

Blows my mind there are people in this world willing to have sex with him.

That's my thought as well. There's someone for everyone!

 

[valkillmore]

Lyin Ted done goofed

 

[UnforgivenTwin]

Ted was a big fat mistake.

 

[Jarrod38]

Better off Ted.

 

[perfectchaos007]

He holds up his Bible then fucks 5 women while he's still married.

 

[Stinkles]

He basically has to sue if it's false. Look for "it's a distraction from my mission" if he's not suing because he is concerned about discovery.

 

[Rafa=FedKilla]

He basically has to sue if it's false. Look for "it's a distraction from my mission" if he's not suing because he is concerned about discovery.

I don't understand why Lyin' Ted's wife isn't out in front of the media bawling her eyes out saying its false and this is a part of the Big Bad Booty Daddy Drump's bully tactics and war on women.

 

[Iorv3th]

He basically has to sue if it's false. Look for "it's a distraction from my mission" if he's not suing because he is concerned about discovery.

He might have to wait until trump is president and changes those libel laws.

 

[KingBroly]

I don't understand why Lyin' Ted's wife isn't out in front of the media bawling her eyes out saying its false and this is a part of the Big Bad Booty Daddy Drump's bully tactics and war on women.

I guess because it's the Enquirer. I haven't seen much of this news on TV, tbh. Doesn't seem like many believe it.

 

[RootCause]

I guess because it's the Enquirer. I haven't seen much of this news on TV, tbh. Doesn't seem like many believe it.

Same clowns that said Hillary had months to live(brain cancer). They're scum.

Ted Cruz PR rep, is that you?

You got me! I am become Ted, the destroyer of pussy.

I don't understand why Lyin' Ted's wife isn't out in front of the media bawling her eyes out saying its false and this is a part of the Big Bad Booty Daddy Drump's bully tactics and war on women.

So exactly what Ted did, which got him a ton of criticism(rightfully so). He can't go around blaming Trump without any evidence either. I'm getting reddit vibes here. You know, the one where they go in crazy attack mode, then the facts come out, and everyone disappears. lol

 

[theignoramus]

an operative allied with Marco Rubio—but not associated with his official campaign—showed the publication a compilation video of Cruz and a woman other than his wife coming out of the Capitol Grille restaurant and a hotel on Tuesdays and Thursdays. But the outlet opted not to report on the video, which demonstrated no direct evidence of an affair.

That video isnt smoking gun evidence, but a pattern of meetups between Cruz and another woman at a restaurant/hotel seems pretty suspect to me.

 

[sturgboski]

I was surprised that this wasn't their main cover story

Apparently lying about Blake Shelton was more important than spreading falsities about Ted Cruz? I mean I dont even like the guy but the only rag that writes about him is founded by a friend of Trump, endorsed Trump, and the only direct quotes come from a guy who worked for Trump. Clearly, everything is on the up and up. You know, if you also ignore the fact that the Rubio campaign has been shopping this story around for a long time and every other news organization smelt bullshit and refused to publish (paraphrasing interviews on the news channels with writers for news organizations). Also, if you ignore the fact that Trump has lied about tons of shit (ie never settling a lawsuit, his success as a businessman, etc).

*shrugs*

 

[Big Green Anus]

I'll give Trump some credit, he's GREAT when it comes to nicknaming people, like Lying Ted.

 

[BoboBrazil]

busTED

 

[KingBroly]

Apparently lying about Blake Shelton was more important than spreading falsities about Ted Cruz? I mean I dont even like the guy but the only rag that writes about him is founded by a friend of Trump, endorsed Trump, and the only direct quotes come from a guy who worked for Trump. Clearly, everything is on the up and up. You know, if you also ignore the fact that the Rubio campaign has been shopping this story around for a long time and every other news organization smelt bullshit and refused to publish (paraphrasing interviews on the news channels with writers for news organizations). Also, if you ignore the fact that Trump has lied about tons of shit (ie never settling a lawsuit, his success as a businessman, etc).

*shrugs*

See, I didn't realize it's been shopped out for a while. Yeah, this is starting to smell more like bullshit.

 

[Daft Bird]

I'll give Trump some credit, he's GREAT when it comes to nicknaming people, like Lying Ted.

Lyin' Ted.

HE HOLDS THE BIBLE HIGH
SETS IT DOWN AND LIES!!!!!
#MAGA
#Nimble Navigator

 

[Makai]

There's no scandal here
Ted just has a platonic friend
that he meets semiweekly
in a hotel

 

[BreakAtmo]

Ted is red. See red Ted.

 

[Tesseract]

Lyin' Ted.

HE HOLDS THE BIBLE HIGH
SETS IT DOWN AND LIES!!!!!
#MAGA
#Nimble Navigator

danking intensified

 

[Rafa=FedKilla]

busTED

Also, she said Lyin' Ted was in a good mood that day.

 

[BoboBrazil]

Might be a sex tape out there or other juicy stuff. http://gawker.com/people-have-been-talking-about-the-thing-with-ted-cru-1767029781


Sounds like this has been known about for a few weeks and I hope it gets released.

 

[Archer]

Ted is rekt.

 

[LilZippa]

Ted is rekt.

Ted is a mess

 

[rjinaz]

Might be a sex tape out there or other juicy stuff. http://gawker.com/people-have-been-talking-about-the-thing-with-ted-cru-1767029781


Sounds like this has been known about for a few weeks and I hope it gets released.

Starting to understand why nobody wanted to move on this. Some things are just better off buried. Even my imagination hurts.

 

[Not]

That's my thought as well. There's someone for everyone!

...with money

 

[BoboBrazil]

Also, she said Lyin' Ted was in a good mood that day.

Yep, at like 5 am lol

 

[gutter_trash]

 

[wildfire]

Starting to understand why nobody wanted to move on this. Some things are just better off buried. Even my imagination hurts.

Definitely sounds like certain members of the press are expressing their equivalent frustration of news breaking blue balls.

 

[Downhome]

 

[Walter White]

Not enough booger.

 

[GuyKazama]

On the same day too.

Maybe twin tattoos are Ted's version of foreplay.

lol. Is she wearing his jacket?

 

[cpp_is_king]

This election cycle is probably the best thing to ever happen

 

[hodayathink]

I kind love Katrina's response. "I absolutely did not have sex with that dude. Those other 4 women though....". That's a good PR person right there.

 

[studyguy]

There's probably nothing but smoke here and a lesson to be learned about getting baited into wrestling a pig in the mud.

Really this weekend sort of encapsulates how poorly the GOP are coordinating right now. You have Ted getting every endorsement and yet the party is getting bodied by a man whose stump speeches consist of penis jokes, magic evergrowing walls and straight bullshit.

Like how incompetent did they have to be to even get here. They control the fucking house, senate and most of the country locally... and yet their golden boys look like jobbers in the face of simple insults.

 

[Cuburt]

I can see it next week Trump has an affair with Cruz's wife

As long as he releases a diss song like Hit Em Up that gets played on every 24 hour news network.

 

[Leona Lewis]

lol. Is she wearing his jacket?

That does not look like woman's wear, so...probably.

 

[Prototype Viktor]

that same day Temp Tattoo find is hilarious with him and one of the women

also sad to see any outlet report Breitbart as conservative instead just saying racist/kkk approved

 

[Premium Quality]

That does not look like woman's wear, so...probably.

Jebus! It would be amazing if it's Ted's.

 

[Jonm1010]

There's probably nothing but smoke here and a lesson to be learned about getting baited into wrestling a pig in the mud.

Really this weekend sort of encapsulates how poorly the GOP are coordinating right now. You have Ted getting every endorsement and yet the party is getting bodied by a man whose stump speeches consist of penis jokes, magic evergrowing walls and straight bullshit.

Like how incompetent did they have to be to even get here. They control the fucking house, senate and most of the country locally... and yet their golden boys look like jobbers in the face of simple insults.

The GOP built this Frankenstein and now they are being destroyed by it.