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[Cuburt]

busTED

I have no idea how internet detectives pull this type of work together so fast but I almost got whiplash from this .

I mean, it isn't concrete evidence but man, those circumstances are pretty damning, I gotta say. If Ted Cruz wife saw this, I doubt she'd just shrug it off as internet stupidity.

 

[Sickboy007]

Someone's gonna get killed at that convention.

 

[Riposte]

Ted Cruz’s problem with the National Enquirer is his and his alone, and while they were right about O.J. Simpson, John Edwards, and many others, I certainly hope they are not right about Lyin’ Ted Cruz.

He can't stop insulting Ted Cruz even while he is trying to feign concern/sympathy. Maybe the funniest written line to come out of the electron so far.

 

[hodayathink]

Someone's gonna get killed at that convention.

Speaking of which:

https://www.change.org/p/quicken-lo...ans-arena-during-the-rnc-convention-in-july-2

 

[Slayer-33]

The GOP built this Frankenstein and now they are being destroyed by it.

lol it's quite hilarious

 

[Gattsu25]

busTED

Why do all of these internet detective images always look the same? And why do they all use Archive.is?

No matter how much I want this specific one to be true, I've seen enough bullshit in that format that I distrust these images, inherently.

 

[Prototype Viktor]

Why do all of these internet detective images always look the same? And why do they all use Archive.is?

No matter how much I want this specific one to be true, I've seen enough bullshit in that format that I distrust these images, inherently.

you can actually just youtube search for the Ted Cruz temp tattoo thing supposely

 

[jim-jam bongs]

Are you refuting the veracity of the stories? Because every one of them is a matter of public record, and barely scratches the surface. He is one of the most prodigious business failures in American history.

Feels pretty weird to see people discounting Gawker in a thread based around allegations leveled by The National Enquirer

 

[C4Lukins]

This has really not taken off on mainstream media. There may be something to it, but major media outlets are not giving it the time of day. Even Drudge Report which has had Trumps cock in their mouth throughout this election is not making a thing of it.

Cruz is a total creepster, but legitimate news sources are not yet giving this story any sort of momentum.

 

[akira28]

Set. Of. Two. The Fall of Ted Cruise.

 

[legend166]

It's an amazing thing that Cruz, due to extramarital affairs, may have to cede the primary to a man who has openly bragged about having extramarital affairs.

I mean I understand that if true, it makes Cruz a huge hypocrite amongst other things. But it's still amazing when you think about it.

 

[Coreda]

Why do all of these internet detective images always look the same? And why do they all use Archive.is?

Archive.is is regularly used for saving copies of pages as they appear at a certain date, and is the only web archive site that doesn't respect a site's robots.txt. It's also great for saving Google cache results since it extracts the raw page and keeps the original address removing the cached URL.

 

[robochimp]

This has really not taken off on mainstream media. There may be something to it, but major media outlets are not giving it the time of day. Even Drudge Report which has had Trumps cock in their mouth throughout this election is not making a thing of it.

Cruz is a total creepster, but legitimate news sources are not yet giving this story any sort of momentum.

All the media outlets have been aware of the rumors for months, there hasn't been any evidence to take the story further.

 

[213372bu]

Why do all of these internet detective images always look the same? And why do they all use Archive.is?

No matter how much I want this specific one to be true, I've seen enough bullshit in that format that I distrust these images, inherently.

4chan

Also, holy shit this one might actually be real.

 

[andythinkpad]

I don't understand why Lyin' Ted's wife isn't out in front of the media bawling her eyes out saying its false and this is a part of the Big Bad Booty Daddy Drump's bully tactics and war on women.

You see Ted Cruz is actually a Golden Sachs agent and Heidi Cruz is his handler. Operational protocol require her deal with this discretely.

 

[Tubie]

If this story was 100% false, wouldn't Ted and the women implicated (they did a terrible job blurring their faces) want to sue the National Enquirer?

Right now his name and reputation as the christian values candidate are taking a huge hit and it's not going to go away because Trump will keep reminding people about it.

 

[andythinkpad]

There's probably nothing but smoke here and a lesson to be learned about getting baited into wrestling a pig in the mud.

Really this weekend sort of encapsulates how poorly the GOP are coordinating right now. You have Ted getting every endorsement and yet the party is getting bodied by a man whose stump speeches consist of penis jokes, magic evergrowing walls and straight bullshit.

Like how incompetent did they have to be to even get here. They control the fucking house, senate and most of the country locally... and yet their golden boys look like jobbers in the face of simple insults.

It's not like the establishments want Ted Cruz, they just want Trump get lower than 1237. Cruz they will screw later (maybe they are sitting on the tape too).

 

[Timedog]

Spoken like someone with zero CEO experience. One of the hardest things to do in business is to recruit good people and put them in the right positions. Trump has a natural talent for finding the best people and recruiting the best talents. If he were elected I have no doubts his cabinet would have the best people.

This is one of the biggest secrets of his business success. Again if you don't believe me, go read his best-selling book "The Art of the Deal."

Most Excellent.

 

[ItIsOkBro]

Might be a sex tape out there or other juicy stuff. http://gawker.com/people-have-been-talking-about-the-thing-with-ted-cru-1767029781


Sounds like this has been known about for a few weeks and I hope it gets released.

Cruz, you know you better watch out

The news, the news is only about

That thing that thing that thi-i-i-ing

 

[2MF]

I like how Cruz said the story is garbage, which makes it seem like it's not true, yet doesn't actually say that.

He might be trying to have his cake and eat it too (appearing to deny the story while not lying, if the story is true).

 

[Dennis]

I can see it next week Trump has an affair with Cruz's wife

This would legit rekt Cruz beyond repair.

 

[Dennis]

It's an amazing thing that Cruz, due to extramarital affairs, may have to cede the primary to a man who has openly bragged about having extramarital affairs.

I mean I understand that if true, it makes Cruz a huge hypocrite amongst other things. But it's still amazing when you think about it.

Wrapping yourself in sheets of the bible will do that.

 

[ArkhamFantasy]

Wrapping yourself in sheets of the bible will do that.

A constitutionalist who ignores the constitution and a christian who ignores the bible. That about sums it up.

 

[Mii]

Jebus! It would be amazing if it's Ted's.

Someone needs to see if Ted was wearing something like it in the prior couple days.

 

[Strife In a Teacup]

The Washington Times/Drew Johnson exchange is interesting to say the least:

https://twitter.com/Drews_Views/status/713623915315073025

 

[Downhome]

The Washington Times/Drew Johnson exchange is interesting to say the least:

https://twitter.com/Drews_Views/status/713623915315073025

Well that's pretty amazing, lol.

Whatever happens, that may be his last one after this though.

 

[gaugebozo]

Starting to understand why nobody wanted to move on this. Some things are just better off buried. Even my imagination hurts.

Looking forward to the Bloodborne "The Old Party" DLC.

 

[TheBaldEmperor]

The Washington Times/Drew Johnson exchange is interesting to say the least:

https://twitter.com/Drews_Views/status/713623915315073025

And why isn't that site reporting this? Do they dislike Trump so much that they would sit on the story?

 

[Escape Goat]

Theres at least 5. There could be dozens more.

 

[Dennis]

Theres at least 5. There could be dozens more.

Ted may be a high energy guy.

What now, Donald?

 

[kirblar]

And why isn't that site reporting this? Do they dislike Trump so much that they would sit on the story?

The Times is an explicitly conservative outlet.

They're playing the role of Fox News here.

 

[Strife In a Teacup]

And why isn't that site reporting this? Do they dislike Trump so much that they would sit on the story?

Well, first they said their relationship "ended today" (3/25):
https://twitter.com/WashTimes/status/713403060438110208

Then they said it ended over a year ago:
https://twitter.com/WashTimes/status/713554198357544961

To which he posted a copy of a check deposited in February 2016, and there's an article from him from this month on the Washington Times:

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/mar/4/drew-johnson-al-gores-new-inconvenient-truth/

So I'd assume maybe they just want to distance themselves from this so they don't get tangled up in it at best, at worst...well..use your imagination.

Edit: Also his cached staff page:

http://webcache.googleusercontent.c...staff/drew-johnson/+&cd=2&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us

 

[KingBroly]

And why isn't that site reporting this? Do they dislike Trump so much that they would sit on the story?

He doesnt represent them so he comes off as an angry nut. This was mentioned in the thread earlier.

 

[FiggyCal]

"Donald Trump may be a rat, but I have no desire to copulate". What did he mean by this?

 

[StopMakingSense]

"Donald Trump may be a rat, but I have no desire to copulate". What did he mean by this?

Its an unfortunately worded allusion to 'ratfucking'

"Ratfucking is an American slang term for political sabotage or dirty tricks. It was first brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in their book All the President's Men."

 

[FiggyCal]

Thanks.

 

[ItWasMeantToBe19]

"Donald Trump may be a rat, but I have no desire to copulate". What did he mean by this?

Ratfucking is an American slang term for political sabotage or dirty tricks. It was first brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in their book All the President's Men.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ratfucking

...... I should refresh pages before replying :/

 

[TheBaldEmperor]

He doesnt represent them so he comes off as an angry nut. This was mentioned in the thread earlier.

Makes sense. Thanks for the responses.

 

[Revolver]

"Donald Trump may be a rat, but I have no desire to copulate". What did he mean by this?

That was such an odd turn of phrase. I get the ratfucking reference but the way he worded it probably confused most people. My wife heard that and said, "so he's saying he doesn't want to fuck a rat? What the hell?"

So there are no more debates scheduled before the convention? I was really hoping for a UFC weigh-in style stare down between Trump and Cruz.

 

[BoboBrazil]

This has really not taken off on mainstream media. There may be something to it, but major media outlets are not giving it the time of day. Even Drudge Report which has had Trumps cock in their mouth throughout this election is not making a thing of it.

Cruz is a total creepster, but legitimate news sources are not yet giving this story any sort of momentum.

I think the mainstream media is trying to protect Cruz at this point. They don't want Trump to win the nomination so they are ignoring every negative about Cruz like this and his death to gays pastor association.

 

[balladofwindfishes]

I think they're just waiting for a more reliable source.

While NE has gotten stuff right before, and there's a bunch of circumstantial evidence like the tattoos and the Rubio videos, I think they're waiting for something a bit more concrete.

These are pretty large accusations, career ending, so I don't think they want to take them lightly and just start tossing them around as actual news, yet.

 

[Steel]

I think the mainstream media is trying to protect Cruz at this point. They don't want Trump to win the nomination so they are ignoring every negative about Cruz like this and his death to gays pastor association.

No. That's not it. They probably used the NE story as an excuse to start digging, but since they don't have anything of their own yet they're not gonna put their neck out and cite NE as a source.

 

[Makai]

Media would love to blow this open but they need better evidence.

 

[cpp_is_king]

Not sure if posted yet

 

[Hollycat]

Not sure if posted yet

She may know where that mouth has been.

 

[LQX]

I would believe it if word also got out that Cruz has a lizard tongue. His face just screams I'm reptile hiding as a human. I'm ready for it to just flicker back and forth by accident one day. Very disturbing.

 

[...Scatter...]

I would believe it if word also got out that Cruz has a lizard tongue. His face just screams I'm reptile hiding as a human. I'm ready for it to just flicker back and forth by accident one day. Very disturbing.

Yeah, I could definitely see him on Grimm.

Our as the head of Slitherin.

 

[Lonewolf_92]

Yeah, I could definitely see him on Grimm.

Our as the head of Slitherin.

I always thought he looked sort of like Edgar The Bug from MIB. I'm expecting him to do this at a speech one of these days:

 

[CHC]

Wouldn't be at all surprising.

 

[oatmeal]

Better off Ted.

Get her off Ted