It was a lie. He was a journalist, still getting paid from them.
Poor damage control from the Times.
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National Enquirer: Ted Cruz Has Had at Least 5 Extramarital Affairs
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Poor damage control from the Times.
Very bad, embarrassing Moonies, nobody loves Moonies more than me.
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We're up to 8 now?
Escape Goat
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I had an affair with Ted Cruz.
Sir_Crocodile
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But you're allergic?
because it isn't news. it's gossip trash even if it's true.
Escape Goat
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Yes. I had to get medicateTed.
Sir_Crocodile
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Cruz's accusation of Trump is legitimate though, and a number of major media outlets have commented on that at least.
Sir_Crocodile
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Escape Goat
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That's strange considering so many of his business have gone bankrupt.
Daft Bird
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4 of his business's, that is a small number.
hydragonwarrior
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Cruz is getting Fox News'd by something that isn't Fox News, and it is beautiful.
The best part is that Repubs can't turn away and say "biased librul media" since one of their own base leaders are promoting it!! Gahaha
Because it's phrased in such a way so as to avoid libel. If you read the actual text, they don't even specifically claim that he has been unfaithful, they are just "reporting" that there are rumors to that effect. They never even state directly that they are claiming that he has done anything. Look at the actual language.
There's no there there. I hesitate to even write in this thread because I get the sense that this is just being perpetuated by Trumpers at this point, but the posts in this thread have been so terrible that I wanted to weigh in.National Enquirer said:
Apparently there is a video showing women leaving the hotel Cruz lives in (he lives in a hotel while the senate is in session), but that is the extent of it.
Exactly. The National Enquirer claiming that there are rumors about something isn't news. That's why even Drudge isn't reporting it.
This topic would have been locked a long time ago if it were an NX rumor. Shame on neogaf.
Prototype Viktor
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shit how bout all you got damn rootin tootin rap shootin son of a bitches
im out here to tell you my name is Ted Cruz
and got dammit i dont like rap
but i like that got damn teller
that got damn teller know he got himself together
that damn sho nuff
reason why i like him
cause shit i can pretty much relate to him
shit i pimp hoes
all around the got damn county
shit i go around here to ah truckers street
and get my money from Amanda Carpenter and and and and old tree selmer
i go on down the block two and three down the road
and get the rest of my money from old ah Sarah Isgur Flores and Katrina
and i come on back round before i hit the old farm
and collect the rest of my cheeze from old desaco over there
and shit bout time i get through with all my freakin rounds
i got just about a hundred and twenty-two and thirteen cent
just enough to get me some tractor tires for peggy
if y'all dont know everything about pimpin
y'all need to be tryin to holler at teller
got damn teller
he got his self together
girls in the club showin love
shakin there ass in the club nikka what
sho nuff
wheeehooooooooooooooo
this is Ted Cruz
and ill be shootin round at yall at the primaries got dammit
dont matter here like y'all say it
peace
im out here to tell you my name is Ted Cruz
and got dammit i dont like rap
but i like that got damn teller
Tela
that damn sho nuff
reason why i like him
cause shit i can pretty much relate to him
shit i pimp hoes
all around the got damn county
shit i go around here to ah truckers street
and get my money from Amanda Carpenter and and and and old tree selmer
i go on down the block two and three down the road
and get the rest of my money from old ah Sarah Isgur Flores and Katrina
and i come on back round before i hit the old farm
and collect the rest of my cheeze from old desaco over there
and shit bout time i get through with all my freakin rounds
i got just about a hundred and twenty-two and thirteen cent
just enough to get me some tractor tires for peggy
if y'all dont know everything about pimpin
y'all need to be tryin to holler at teller
Tela
Tela
girls in the club showin love
shakin there ass in the club nikka what
sho nuff
wheeehooooooooooooooo
this is Ted Cruz
and ill be shootin round at yall at the primaries got dammit
dont matter here like y'all say it
peace
Amazing post, I can almost feel your CEO experience from here.
But is it really the biggest secret if it's in his best-selling book?
It is when reading more than a couple of pages melts your brain..
Is the National Enquirer the Donald Trump of 'news'? I thought the Enquirer number was originally six? "Well Cruz disputes our number of reported affairs, guess what Cruz, the number of affairs just got two 'people'** higher."
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Giving Cruz the benefit of the doubt and assuming they were people.
TapeDispenser1000
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How the hell did 9 women sleep with Ted Cruz.
Not when a major tenet of your platform is 'family values'.
It reeks of hypocrisy, which is why it is particularly damaging for such politicians.
Lord knows I've checked out some unsavory celebrity sex tapes in my time but Cruz is definitely past the line.
Stumpokapow
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There had been some posts earlier suggesting the Enquirer had added 3 more; this may have been inaccurate. I modified the title back to 5 pending further update.
Strife In a Teacup
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The extra 3 are from this picture. The date, April 11th, threw me off until I saw the actual current issue (I looked at a physical copy in a store today) that has a date of April 4th in the bottom right (guess that's how they date them in print? Not my specialty)
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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CecW5DOWwAAzfbj.jpg
Again, whether true or not is anyone's guess.
Image:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CecW5DOWwAAzfbj.jpg
Again, whether true or not is anyone's guess.
Wasn't that confirmed to be fake?
So did anyone identify the other two alleged mistresses?
Strife In a Teacup
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Maybe? It's moving too fast to keep track of tbh.
I admit the descriptions seem almost too ridiculous to be true.
Eh at this point I don't know what's been ousted as fake. I could be wrong.
I'm still surprised the other two haven't been revealed yet. I need some internet detective work.
TheSlySoul
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Oh so that is the beans Donald was referring...
Not that surprised honestly, Cruz seems to be that type of guy.
Not that surprised honestly, Cruz seems to be that type of guy.
Maybe, I thought it was going to be an attack on Heidi, not Ted.
You really thought he was a pussy magnet? 😕
shadowsdarknes
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Its not trash if its true.
Bankruptcy is nothing more than winding down or reorganizing an endeavor with diminished value.
You can exploit a market, the market dies, you divest from that market. One method of that is to declare bankruptcy.
TheSlySoul
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No, but the type who would cheat on his wife.
At least 5 times is impressive...
I also find it amusing the biggest Christian vocalists tend to be adulters.
Do you have actual prove? or just speculation like the rest? I mean, according to these guys, Hillary should be buried six feet under, and that's just one example of the many(and by many I mean most of the time) times they've been flat out wrong.
Well Christians are humans too, and humans make a lot of mistakes. So stuff like that doesn't surprise me. Christians have always been held up to a higher standard for better or worse.
Sir Abacus
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Christians insist on inserting themselves in people's private lives. Nobody would give a flying fuck if they didn't give a fuck. Live by the sword, die by the sword, right?
sturgboski
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Really? I mean hasnt studies show that if he took the money he got from his dad and just put it in a fund he would be worth much more than he is now (I have heard Warren Buffet networth as an example but not totally sure). You know, not to mention that the $10B networth is really just a made up number as, factually, a large chunk of that is how much he deems his personal brand to be on any given day.
On top of that he has been through numerous bankruptcies, which clearly if he had the best and he was the best I am guessing wouldnt have happened (or at least not as often as it has). Lest we also forgot all his failed business ventures. Now, the best example of someone not being as smart of a business person as they claim they are is Trump circa mid 2000's opening up a mortgage company right when the housing bubble was about to burst.
But yes, clearly Trump is a genius and will save this country by slashing corporate taxes and taxes on the rich. Because that has always worked in the past. Wait, no, my bad, actually its the opposite that occurs.
Actually stations have discussed this, including MSNBC (not sure if that's who you meant with MSM). Various reporters for other publications have stated that these stories have been shopped to them since the campaign started from Rubio's camp and every single publication passed on the story because they didnt see any proof or merit in it other than being a smear campaign by a rival. Now, maybe the Enquirer did more research and prove it out. Then again, the Enquirer founder is a close friend of Trump, they endorsed Trump, and the only direct quotes come from a former Trump campaign staffer, so who knows.
Yup.
If you invite a pastor to your events that says gays should be killed in God's name, and then are a serial adulterer yourself. You are disqualified.
Get [ your ] tribal religious hatred bullshit out of here. Cruz isn't some sort of maryter of morality high ground.
Because they know it's wrong (or "wrong", of course open relationships exist and that's fine), yet they are too weak to resist the temptation, which creates a conflict inside them that causes them to lash out on others for such behaviour. Then they probably feel that them feeling bad for it afterwards is a sign from god that it's wrong, so that gives them more reason to preach against it even though it feel so fuckin' fiiiiiine bangin' some chick when they are doing it.
And of course there's the portion of faithful people who think that they can do pretty much anything, go to church on sunday and ask forgiveness for doing -> they are A-OK (to do it again).
+ the people who aren't really all that religious who just use it for their own gains. Say what the masses want to hear to gain their support.
Oh, trust me I don't disagree with that. I feel people should be allowed to be happy as long as they aren't causing harm to others. To me same sex marriage, abortion, are private matters that should only concern the people involved. But that's another topic, I'd rather not get flagged for being ot.
I do find it silly that some are calling this ordeal true, considering the so called facts we have. It's absurd really.
Rafa=FedKilla
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After looking through Amanda's Twitter and Instagram, my god, this girl and Ted definitely had a thing. She is obsessed. Hopefully TMZ and others can break this story wide open. Could definitely see them getting ahold of Heidi's old police report that has some redactions.
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