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[Dalek]

Twitter Feed Is Turning Classic Kids' Books Into Nightmares

The twitter feed in question:
https://twitter.com/paprbckparadise

Our new favorite Twitter feed adds hilariously dark titles to the gosh-darn earnest cover art of vintage YA novels. Behold Paperback Paradise, which according to its bio is “The world’s #1 used book store,” before coaxing all ye who enter to “Come visit us at the edge of eternity.”

Gladly, the feed is full of gems like these:

Some of my personal favorites:

 

[MasterCheeze]

Haha, most of these are pretty good. Think this might be my favorite:

But this one definitely hits home:

 

[blackjaw]

I laughed way too hard at some of those, wife is looking side at at me

 

[Sölf]

Haha, that was great! xD
Thanks for sharing.

 

[BlueTsunami]

The "Wrestle me for America" one killed me

 

[echoshifting]

 

[Arkeband]

lol, I had this one when I was a kid:

it's called "Time for Andrew"

 

[Dalek]

 

[echoshifting]

 

[Frozenprince]

I can see this one getting a LOT of use.

 

[echoshifting]

Following. I need more.

 

[Fat4all]

These are gold, Jerry.

 

[Massive Duck. C.M.]

Newberries for all!

 

[Dalek]

Newberries for all!

 

[sixteen-bit]

Lol9

 

[BlueTsunami]

 

[LaNaranja]

Alright this one got me.

 

[Deleted member 102362]

Yup, this is my favorite so far.

 

[Archer]

These are mega.

 

[Littlefang]

Alright this one got me.

Man the Hardy Boys can't catch a break can they?

 

[Lambtron]

This is easily my favorite.

 

[Dalek]

 

[Corpekata]

Think this one's my favorite.

 

[JimJamJones]

I laughed way too hard at this.

 

[Dennis]

Think this one's my favorite.

I am slain, comrades.

 

[Ultratech]

Oh god, my sides...

Some of these are too funny.

 

[lem0n]

DECEASED

 

[poipoipoi9]

I love everything about this image. Perfection.

 

[ScottSullivan]

Holy shit I haven't laughed this hard in months oh god

 

[FZZ]

What's a baggy dick

 

[RoboPlato]

This one is my favorite

 

[Curiocity]

Oh my god this is my entire childhood
I laughed so hard I gagged on my spit

 

[trembli0s]

Dead, dead, dead. Can't stop laughing

 

[sycam0re]

this is like a photoshop phriday

 

[Dalek]

Some new ones:

 

[Pau]

Kate Beaton does this every once and a while. It's pretty great.

 

[Verelios]

 

[Soulscribe]

MORE

 

[Raxus]

Please send help.

 

[ArgyleReptile]

These are great. They remind of those mock up Berenstein Bear books.

This one is screams GAF.

 

[Super_Cobra]

More please. These are amazing.

 

[Saucycarpdog]

Oh god I need air.

 

[Glix]

These are all incredible.

Who wants to see a witch's titty fucking demolished me.

 

[Hellsing321]

#Dead

 

[Glix]

These are great. They remind of those mock up Berenstein Bear books.

Oh you are from "stein reality"?

 

[ArgyleReptile]

There are some diamonds in this feed.

 

[ZeroCDR]

These are great. They remind of those mock up Berenstein Bear books.

Would be perfect if they edited the name to Berenstein.

 

[Ephemeris]

aaaaaaaaand I'm dying at work

 

[Dalek]

#Dead

Holy shithahahahahha

 

[echoshifting]

aaaaaaaaand I'm dying at work

lol I actually remember that book

It was awesome