illmatic22
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I'm down to see Donnie Yen fuck shit up.
That would make Rey about 35 years old.
Well it turns out that magic insta-bread she eats all the time on Jakku is really good for your skin.
how many years pass between ANH and TFA?
What if that's the emperor kneeling to Snoke? That would be the dumbest of retcons.
So really, Rey (who's probably in her early 20's) has to have been born after RotJ, huh. probably 10-12 years after ANH/R1.
Only Mary Sues who are 33 can pass for 23.
Well it turns out that magic insta-bread she eats all the time on Jakku is really good for your skin.
Eh, she's young, rebellious, and fighting an oppressive evil empire. I think if she was older we wouldn't see the comparisons. I'm not sure if the YA-feel would be any different if it was was a young rebellious teenage boy instead.
It's the original trilogy imperial siren/alarm.Just watched the trailer again without sound, my god it feels so much better. The visuals are goddamn incredible. It's too bad the dialogue is lackluster and the typical Zimmer fart horn removes a lot of personality/flair. I love the force theme/Imperial March at the end but man, I expect a LOT MORE out of the music in the film.
The music is as important as every other aspect.
OK, alternative theory: Rey is the granddaughter of Obi Wan Kenobi.
Rey Wan Kenobi.
It's the original trilogy imperial siren.
That would be awful if true.
Especially since they've tried to make/imply that Palpatine seem like one of the most powerful sith lords ever throughout this franchise.
Maybe Sateen survived and joined him on Tattooine. She can be played by Cate Blanchett in the stand alone Obi Wan movie. She and Ewan are the same age.
OK, alternative theory: Rey is the granddaughter of Obi Wan Kenobi.
Rey Wan Kenobi.
Yup.
Probably nothing but as soon as I saw that capsule I thought "clone". Hmmm
Hmm... Kamino cloning facility:
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Those Red Guards are Emperor Guards. I think this is the Emperor! But wait....
that strange capsule he's coming out of. Almost looks like a cloning capsule.
Could we be in for a massive shocker in that the Emperor seen in the original Trilogy is a clone?
What if the main bad guy in the new Trilogy-Snoke-is actually the REAL EMPEROR!
OMG!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVm-FY-9X5M
Yup.
Probably nothing but as soon as I saw that capsule I thought "clone". Hmmm
There is also this problem that the whole plot of Rogue One and ANH is basically that the Death Star is this invincible fortress that you need to get the blueprints for in order to find a weakness.
And in TFA all it takes to destroy it is a 2minute brainstorming around the battleplanning board and an ex-janitor's inside knowledge.
TFA's cheap starkiller base climax weakens this movie's potential and also hurts ANH.
I don't know how I would feel about it. Sheev would still be scary and powerful and all that, and he's a bit of a weasel so it wouldn't necessarily be shocking if he were answering to a higher power. While some would see it as a retcon, I dunno, having Snoke be the big big bad across the entire 9 part saga would make it feel even bigger in some ways, so depending on how it's handled I wouldn't mind such a retcon.
Well technically it wouldn't be retconning anything. Snoke is never mentioned in the past six films so there's really no factual information to prevent him from having existed.
Well they better make Jyn a lot younger than Felicity's current age, because by estimates, that'd mean she'd have been pushing past 45 when she gave birth to ReyAnd let's be honest here. That has to be Reys mom. The timing, the entire purpose of this film. All of it.
This is what I need from every light saber fight. This level of energy, skill and intensity.
Putting the Raid staff in TFA was such a fuckin' tease. So much left on the cutting room floor.
Why can't I have a real badass lightsaber fight.
Why can't I have THIS
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It is known.
He killed his master, as he stated in episode 3
Not that it isn't an interesting theory, but I really don't see them dropping a bomb like this in a spin-off story.
Well they better make Jyn a lot younger than Felicity's current age, because by estimates, that'd mean she'd have been pushing past 45 when she gave birth to Rey
Maybe he only thought he killed his master. Which is why Snoke's face is all fucked up in TFA.
I know Abrams has said Snoke isn't Plageus, but he's been known to lie to keep a secret *cough*Khan*cough*.
It pretty much kills any chance that this is about Rey's mom. It's not like they can set anything up. It's over 16 years before Rey is born. People predicting it has baby Rey at the end are really mixed up about Rogue Ones timeline placement.Heaven forbid.
Maybe not. How old is she supposed to be in this? Surely at least mid-20's.Eh, she's young, rebellious, and fighting an oppressive evil empire. I think if she was older we wouldn't see the comparisons. I'm not sure if the YA-feel would be any different if it was was a young rebellious teenage boy instead.
I don't know... I have this feeling it's gonna land pretty flat.
Hopefully not.
Laziest fight choreographer ever.
Thanks Lucas.
IN THE TFA THREADS
What an unoriginal ripoff I expected so much more out of Star Wars where's the new at why can't we have new characters why do we have to always go back to the same old bullshit every time huh so safe what a cashgrab
IN THE ROGUE ONE THREAD
And then this character is this characters mom, and this other character is this character with a different name, and then these two characters should be the parents of this other character and oh my god wouldn't that be fuckin awesome wait HOLD THE FUCK UP maybe they're cloned??? That'd be fuckin WICKED
I'm sure every single person that said that about TFA are the exact same people doing this whole parentage bullshit in this thread.IN THE TFA THREADS
What an unoriginal ripoff I expected so much more out of Star Wars where's the new at why can't we have new characters why do we have to always go back to the same old bullshit every time huh so safe what a cashgrab
IN THE ROGUE ONE THREAD
And then this character is this characters mom, and this other character is this character with a different name, and then these two characters should be the parents of this other character and oh my god wouldn't that be fuckin awesome wait HOLD THE FUCK UP maybe they're cloned??? That'd be fuckin WICKED
Maybe he only thought he killed his master. Which is why Snoke's face is all fucked up in TFA.
I know Abrams has said Snoke isn't Plageus, but he's been known to lie to keep a secret *cough*Khan*cough*.
Because then you get flashy "one up" nonsense like in Ep III. Keep that in video games or the tv shows.This is what I need from every light saber fight. This level of energy, skill and intensity.
Why can't I have a real badass lightsaber fight.
Other than the fact Maul killed Sateen.
Well they better make Jyn a lot younger than Felicity's current age, because by estimates, that'd mean she'd have been pushing past 45 when she gave birth to Rey