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[Icefire1424]

Waiting until a week before they're due to start working on 3 4,000 word essays.

Best I could do on short notice.

 

[Icefire1424]

Forgetting someone's name 10 seconds after they introduce themselves.

"Hiya Stretch! What's the good word?"

 

[superNESjoe]

Perfect - thanks! This thread is THE best on NeoGAF - feel a lot better now, living vicariously, haha!

Right? You'd think whoever bestowed the gift that is this thread onto GAF would have gotten some sort of tag or something.

 

[FortuneFaded]

Waiting until a week before they're due to start working on 3 4,000 word essays.

 

[Dash_Riprock]

Perfect, though the other one is also applicable.

 

[Icefire1424]

Right? You'd think whoever bestowed the gift that is this thread onto GAF would have gotten some sort of tag or something.

I must strongly advise you, behind every wish lurks grave misfortune.

 

[superNESjoe]

I must strongly advise you, behind every wish lurks grave misfortune.

C'mon pal, I don't wanna hear your life story. Tag me!

 

[BigAT]

https://horrorpediadotcom.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/simpsons-monkey-paw2.jpgIMG]

C'mon pal, I don't wanna hear your life story. Tag me![/QUOTE]

[IMG]https://bachelorhell.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/homer-simpson-butt-wide-load.png

 

[Icefire1424]

I must strongly advise you, behind every wish lurks grave misfortune.

C'mon pal, I don't wanna hear your life story. Tag me!

You'll be sooooooooorry!

 

[superNESjoe]

You'll be sooooooooorry!

As long as the tag didn't say banned I don't think I'd be upset.

 

[UberTag]

C'mon pal, I don't wanna hear your life story. Tag me!

You know superNESjoe... some philosophers believe that nobody is born with a tag - that you have to earn one through suffering and thought and prayer.

You're not quite there yet. You have to sell your tag for five dollars, have the person you sell it to trade it away for ALF pogs and then you have to get it back and eat it. THEN you'll get your tag.

 

[Icefire1424]

You know superNESjoe... some philosophers believe that nobody is born with a tag - that you have to earn one through suffering and thought and prayer.

You're not quite there yet. You have to sell your tag for five dollars, have the person you sell it to trade it away for ALF pogs and then you have to get it back and eat it. THEN you'll get your tag.

Ugh, I'm tired of these jokes and how every comment on this thread has to be some obscure reference to the Simpsons. The first such incident occurred back in December of 2014, when superNESjoe started this thread which eventually took off into...

 

[Macadinho94]

When a bouncer kicks you out of a nightclub

 

[Aaron Strife]

When a bouncer kicks you out of a nightclub

 

[Menitta]

When you get an email saying your package has arrived but the University makes you wait 2 days before getting it.

 

[turtle553]

When a bouncer kicks you out of a nightclub

I was looking for a different one, but found this:

Or

Or

 

[FortuneFaded]

When you get an email saying your package has arrived but the University makes you wait 2 days before getting it.

 

[Icefire1424]

^ Bloody perfect.

 

[Dr.Social]

When you get an email saying your package has arrived but the University makes you wait 2 days before getting it.

 

[Dash_Riprock]

Sitting in an IMAX theater waiting for Civil War to start.

 

[superNESjoe]

Sitting in an IMAX theater waiting for Civil War to start.

Wish I was there.

 

[Dereck]

When you eat a lot of greasy food and you regret it immediately afterwards.

 

[Miles Quaritch]

When you eat a lot of greasy food and you regret it immediately afterwards.

 

[UberTag]

Sitting in an IMAX theater waiting for Civil War to start.

 

[Dereck]

I'm still very impressed

 

[Dr.Social]

When you eat a lot of greasy food and you regret it immediately afterwards.

 

[PeakPointMatrix]

When you eat a lot of greasy food and you regret it immediately afterwards.

alternatively:

 

[Afa]

Sitting in an IMAX theater waiting for Civil War to start.

 

[superNESjoe]

Together, those two images make a groin-grabbingly good response.

 

[DrKelpo]

When you eat a lot of greasy food and you regret it immediately afterwards.

 

[superNESjoe]

How about "My game is about to launch on Xbox One and reviewers and streamers are currently playing it and oh my God the anxiety".

 

[Ithil]

How about "My game is about to launch on Xbox One and reviewers and streamers are currently playing it and oh my God the anxiety".

 

[superNESjoe]

That's actually perfect on so many levels. Down to my family being happy for me and I'm just stressing out.

 

[BigAT]

How about "My game is about to launch on Xbox One and reviewers and streamers are currently playing it and oh my God the anxiety".

Whenever someone has negative impressions of it.

 

[superNESjoe]

Whenever someone has negative impressions of it.

 

[Vyse24]

"Could this flight be any more boring?"

 

[Ithil]

"Could this flight be any more boring?"

 

[Zatoth]

"Could this flight be any more boring?"

 

[pbsapeer]

When you worry about money so much it's always on your mind

 

[Mike M]

When you worry about money so much it's always on your mind

 

[Gnome Scat]

A pizza inside of a box made of pizza.

 

[Glass Shark]

.

 

[BigAT]

When you're a mollusk but also believe in maintaining the purity of the white race.

 

[Amalthea]

When you're a mollusk but also believe in maintaining the purity of the white race.

Not really a mollusk but...

 

[timetokill]

When you're a mollusk but also believe in maintaining the purity of the white race.

 

[vypek]

Totally forgot about this character. Figured the request had to be looking for a very specific image.

 

[SwiftDeath]

So there was a recent gaf thread on someone putting a lego train throughout their whole house

I swear there was a simpsons episode where Bart or Lisa spend time in a mansion that has a child size train run throughout it and that someone asks "where does it go?" which they answer "I'm not sure but one time it came out with snow on it." which I thought would make for a great simpsons image for the above thread

Any ideas? Maybe it's not the simpsons

 

[BigAT]

So there was a recent gaf thread on someone putting a lego train throughout their whole house

I swear there was a simpsons episode where Bart or Lisa spend time in a mansion that has a child size train run throughout it and that someone asks "where does it go?" which they answer "I'm not sure but one time it came out with snow on it." which I thought would make for a great simpsons image for the above thread

Any ideas? Maybe it's not the simpsons

It's from Burns' Heir, when Bart is living at Mr. Burns' mansion.

Milhouse: Cool train! Where does it go?
Bart: Beats me. But it won't be back for three hours and forty minutes. Once it had snow on it.

 

[SwiftDeath]

It's from Burns' Heir, when Bart is living at Mr. Burns' mansion.

Milhouse: Cool train! Where does it go?
Bart: Beats me. But it won't be back for three hours and forty minutes. Once it had snow on it.

Seriously Thank You!!!

Was driving me nuts

 

[Übermatik]

Pic for trying your best not to buy something irresponsible when you've got barely any money.