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[Liquidsnake]

There's a monster under my bed can I have a glass of water?

 

[block tower]

used a gas station bathroom, went to wash my hands and the liquid soap was extra nice and soft. as I was washing my hands an attendant came in and filled the soap dispenser and asked what I used to just wash my hands.. 👀

 

[ZackieChan]

The seagull haunted his every waking moment. He clicked the "new thread" button on www.neogaf.com.

 

[The Artisan]

There's a thread going over on Reddit that io9 did a story on. It's pretty interesting.

http://io9.com/two-sentence-horror-stories-are-actually-pretty-chillin-923728355

The original Reddit thread: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1iwylh/what_is_the_best_horror_story_you_can_come_up/

oh god, that one with the kid under the bed is scary as fuck.

 

[MoonsaultSlayer]

They told me this would help me mourn so I'm going to message you every now and then to tell you how much I love you and miss you.

Seen Just now.

 

[SalvaPot]

Huh. Its Positive.

 

[DiipuSurotu]

It was actually really good sex and she was a good kisser so the kissing chemistry is on point. I think the only thing that mildly freaked me out is that she's on birth control and she wanted me to blow my load in her, so I did.

 

[Archer]

The horror.

The horror.

----------

Rekt.

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I scream, you scream, they all scream for ice cream.

SCREAM.

 

[BruceCLea]

Nintendo has a big announcement tonight. The Big N will not be showing their new console at E3 and it will be released next year.

 

[Earendil]

Congratulations on the new house. When do your in-laws move in?

 

[The Artisan]

i hate this thread

 

[Richie]

Als Gregor Samsa eines Morgens aus unruhigen Träumen erwachte, fand er sich in seinem Bett zu einem ungeheuren Ungeziefer verwandelt.
Er lag auf seinem panzerartig harten Rücken und sah, wenn er den Kopf ein wenig hob, seinen gewölbten, braunen, von bogenförmigen Versteifungen geteilten Bauch, auf dessen Höhe sich die Bettdecke, zum gänzlichen Niedergleiten bereit, kaum noch erhalten konnte.

Wish I could understand this one...

They told me this would help me mourn so I'm going to message you every now and then to tell you how much I love you and miss you.

Seen Just now.

Niiiiice.

 

[Solid SOAP]

Curious, my friend asks: "So where's your wife af tonight?"

"She's at her bosses' place tonight. Said she had to test some PS3 games or something."

His look of curiosity soon becomes one of concern. Pausing briefly, he looks me dead in the eyes and speaks.

"That's odd..."

 

[StalkerUKCG]

"my dad is ded"

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

 

[Dizzy]

You tried logging in one day to NeoGAF.

You couldn't because you were banned.

Symphonia
Banned


Horror come to life.

 

[MikeDip]

"Hey that's a pretty great ghost face costume! Where's the costume party"

"There is no party"

 

[Mr Clutch]

HL3 Canceled

 

[Urban Viking]

Wish I could understand this one...

It's a quote from Franz Kafka's 'The Metamorphosis', in which Gregor (the protagonist) wakes up to discover that his body transformed into that of an insect.

 

[oti]

NeoGAF.
Light theme.

 

[adj_noun]

i hate this thread

Ooh! Cliffhanger.

 

[Blobbers]

I can't believe we survived the plane crash.

Don't know how to continue this one

 

[jerry113]

They told me this would help me mourn so I'm going to message you every now and then to tell you how much I love you and miss you.

Seen Just now.

underrated

 

[Richie]

It's a quote from Franz Kafka's 'The Metamorphosis', in which Gregor (the protagonist) wakes up to discover that his body transformed into that of an insect.

Thanks! I recognized the protagonist's name but failed to realize it was an exact quote of the original novel (Read it in Spanish)

 

[Spoiled Milk]

The results came in.

"Donald Trump."

 

[Lord Azrael]

You're walking through the woods - there's no one around, and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him:

Shia Labeouf.

 

[ItIsOkBro]

Segmentation fault

 

[Nappuccino]

The plate was empty. I ate.

 

[gaugebozo]

You tried logging in one day to NeoGAF.

You couldn't because you were banned.

The ban came from inside the house!

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

None of these are even remotely horror stories anymore.

 

[Vulcano's assistant]

I may have been drunk because I don't remember half of the stuff I posted in this thread.

 

[ratcliffja]

"She is just as beautiful as she was on our wedding night," he thought. "That top-of-the-line freezer was well worth the money."

 

[Erudite]

Segmentation fault

 

[Jedi2016]

HL3 Canceled

HL3 confirmed. Coming Soon™.

 

[pathos11]

I always loved to hear the pitter-patter of little feet. "Stay off the dirt," I hear their grandmother say above me.

 

[oreomunsta]

I wandered the barren island; it's miniature existence clear of any signs of life. I nearly tripped over the ragged hand that shot out from the sand underneath me.

 

[sn00zer]

You wake up to 6 missed calls from someone you love made between 2:30 and 3:00 AM and one silent voicemail.

 

[Grakl]

"Hey that's a pretty great ghost face costume! Where's the costume party"

"There is no party"

just because you didn't put a period doesn't mean this isn't three sentences

 

[shaowebb]

I'm constipated. Fetch me a knife.

 

[bangbang i'm a timpani]

They told me this would help me mourn so I'm going to message you every now and then to tell you how much I love you and miss you.

Seen Just now.

thats a really god one

 

[ChimpBottle]

I think I have the hang of this

"Someone was under the impression they were alone. Then an event occurred that suggested that they weren't"

 

[Alligatorjandro]

The dog longed to know who was a good boy. The problem was he just killed the only person who could tell him.

 

[AlteredBeast]

Six missed calls from someone you love. One silent voicemail.

FTFY. Punctuated works best.

 

[shaowebb]

I found your dog.
Where's the rest of it?

 

[Parch]

Tomorrow on Ellen.
The inventor of the glory hole guillotine.

 

[milkham]

Charlie answered the phone.
"Hey, can you fix my computer?"

 

[AlteredBeast]

I found your dog.
I'll return what's left of it.

.

 

[Gameboy415]

The man opened his son's closet and jokingly shouted, "If there's any monsters in here, you'd better come out!"

Deep inside the closet, a pair of red eyes suddenly appeared and a gruff voice replied, "Okay."

 

[Admiral Woofington]

He heard a noise as he was sleeping. But it was nothing no WAIT SHIT IT'S A SPOOKY ASS GHOST SHIT.

 

[2MF]

Within a single dream, the machine could breathe life into a billion tortured worlds.

Time to sleep!

 

[shaowebb]

They always instinctively covered their mouth when sneezing.
It was unfortunate that this time they did so just as they were attempting to apply some Icy Hot from the container elsewhere on their body.