Two sentence horror stories

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i-Lo

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The unsuspecting undergarment clad young girl turned around. Without any warning, she's face to face with the ultimate predator, The Great White Donald Trump.
 

zeemumu

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When the bread popped out of the toaster, no one knew what to put on it...jelly, margarine, cinnamon-sugar.

I suggested butter.
 

Spectone

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Why is there water all over the floor in the toilet I asked.

That's not water my son replied.

True story this just happened to me ;(
 
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