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Haunted House reaction threads

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=447692

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=687317

 

[Any Questions]

The Informerical GIF threads is NeoGAF's GOAT thread trilogy
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3

Thank you. My learning has increased

 

[thenexus6]

Always gives me a chuckle..

i had a better idea.. i kick your wife in the back of the legs and fuck her bareback doggy style, just as i am about to nut i whip out nintendoggy 2 and using the dsi i record me covering her mouth and busting up her nostrils as she fingers my taint. bitch.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=16474460&postcount=10

 

[LucidMomentum]

Always gives me a chuckle..



http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=16474460&postcount=10

That was the best and worst account suicide.

 

[The Artisan]

Always gives me a chuckle..



http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=16474460&postcount=10

sheesh, that was fucked up.

 

[Shotgun Kiss]

Docpan's posts made me laugh, especially when somebody pointed out he acted just like Brucie Kibbutz from GTA4.

The "what a treat" line got me real good.

 

[DavionStriker]

Do all Americans clap after they eat?

 

[spawnsniper]

I heard after the 100,000,000th post it'll be the end of the world........

 

[Audioboxer]

Moderating that many posts. Holy shit.

Mods be underpaid.

 

[Sephzilla]

The greatest post in neogaf history:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=139161766#post139161766

this was and still is amazing. Keyser Soze's Doc Brown gif in particular just murders me

 

[creatchee]

Ned Flanders losing his mind over an OT:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=336626

 

[LoveCake]

What will the member that posts the 100,000,000th post get?

I wonder who it will be and what the comment/message/post will be.

 

[Grisby]

Haunted House reaction threads

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=447692

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=687317

Yeah, these are a personal fave.

 

[thezerofire]

Haunted House reaction threads

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=447692

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=687317

these are the funniest threads gaf has ever produced imo

 

[Princess Viola]

What will the member that posts the 100,000,000th post get?

They'll be released.

 

[John Kowalski]

What will the member that posts the 100,000,000th post get?

I wonder who it will be and what the comment/message/post will be.

Probably a guru meditation.

 

[DeployThatPizza]

Haunted House reaction threads

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=447692

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=687317

These are great!

 

[Aureon]

Ho-ly shit.

It's so good when you're going through a Legendary Thread™ and near the end, you see a red username starting a post with FOR THOSE JUST JOINING US...
A Lionel Mandrake summary is the coronation of a Legendary Thread™. It truly is.
Those old threads with a SunhiLegend gif and a Mandrake recap are something else.

 

[NateDog]

Some great ones posted already. I can't find it as I'm on mobile and rushed but the one about that guy who kept harassing a worker in a pizza place or something thinking that her and practically everyone else was interested in him.

 

[thesuperfunk]

Had sex last night ...

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=671797

EDIT: and the dramatic reading that followed ...

http://hadsexlastnight.ytmnd.com/

 

[supernormal]

I'm sure somebody has it saved somewhere but it was pretty much the best first post I'd ever seen. The OP was about how FFXV had many influences from FFVI, and the first post responded something like "Makes sense, they started development around the same time"

The first few pages of the thread were people quoting that post. 100% fire.

 

[Madao]

This one.

first half life, 3 screenshots

fuck. this was 4 years ago? it felt like 2 years ago at most.

time is ruthless.

 

[Amon-Lau]

What will the member that posts the 100,000,000th post get?

GAF GOLD

 

[Lé Blade Runner]

GAF is a place of outrageous post-counts. So many members with post-counts well above 10k.

 

[Ban Puncher]

Is this the 100,000,000th post?

 

[Ban Puncher]

What about this?

 

[Ban Puncher]

Am I getting warmer?

 

[True Savior]

There should be some kind of award for the poster. Kinda like be mod for a day. Ban anyone you want.

 

[TheJLC]

Had sex last night ...

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=671797

EDIT: and the dramatic reading that followed ...

http://hadsexlastnight.ytmnd.com/

Lmao love the whole Chapter 1-6 read.

 

[The Spoony Hou]

Are we even sure the forum won't break? Kinda like the 2K bug.

 

[oti]

I love arbitrary statistics.

My cat is named after the number of times I peed on the day I adopted him.

Good ole Seven.

You are so weird.

 

[BumRush]

Had sex last night ...

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=671797

EDIT: and the dramatic reading that followed ...

http://hadsexlastnight.ytmnd.com/

TLDR: I'm not doing a TLDR

Lol

 

[perfectchaos007]

Is this the 100,000,000th post?

By my estimation, we will reach the milestone within the next 48 hours. Hype!

 

[Verelios]

Haha, number 89,000,000 is here!

 

[Ray Wonder]

Who's bringing the liquor, snacks, noise makers? Are we having a countdown tonight? Do I need to RSVP? Am I allowed a plus one?

99,985,950

 

[echoshifting]

Haunted House reaction threads

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=447692

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=687317

Thanks, I haven't visited these in awhile. Always good for a laugh.

 

[zethren]

Absolutely is and forever will be the origin post of "Dude Bro My Shit's Fucked Up". I forget the full title after all this time, but thinking back on it gets me every damn time.

 

[Izayoi]

We are getting mighty close, at this point...

99,996,388+1

 

[exmachina64]

I hope it will be me.

 

[strafer]

100 million fucking posts.

I wonder how many of them are gifs.

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

Is this like playing the lotto? Do I get gaf gold if I get the 100 millionth post?

 

[Joyful]

looks like it could happen today, itll prolly be about overwatch tbh

 

[Broken Joystick]

looks like it could happen today, itll prolly be about overwatch tbh

I bet it's about Overwatch porn

 

[Laevateinn]

Is this like playing the lotto? Do I get gaf gold if I get the 100 millionth post?

You get banned.

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

You get banned.

Oh shiiieeeeet!

 

[mclem]

Will we be actually able to tell which post it is when it happens? Not sure if the post ID is a 1:1 relationship or not (are deleted posts removed from the count?)

Edit: Post ID definitely isn't a 1:1 relationship! Hadn't realised, that's in the 204M ballpark.

 

[strafer]

You get banned.

For 100 million seconds.

 

[DrForester]

Will we actually be able to tell which post is the true 100,000,000th?

 

[Broken Joystick]

Will we be actually able to tell which post it is when it happens? Not sure if the post ID is a 1:1 relationship or not (are deleted posts removed from the count?)

Whoever hits it will get one of these

 

[torre_avenue]

Check these octuples.