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[JensenBeeswax]

Where to watch this?

 

[HUELEN10]

Where to watch this?

I am hoping CBSN, they usually stream shit like this.

 

[Jamie OD]

Kevin Durant got everyone salty

It would be fantastic if the FBI announcement was just "Yo man, fuck Durant!"

 

[Plasticine]

FBI doesn't hold press conferences to say they're not indicting someone.

I expect Crooked Hillary to be in shackles to the local Supermax posthaste.

Supermax? Do we really want such a dangerous criminal mastermind held on American soil? There's no telling what kind evil schemes she will unfurl to escape. We better ship her of to Guantanamo with the rest of the super criminals held there.

#HisnamewasVinceFoster

#JusticeforBenjaminGhazi

 

[The Elite]

No, it's not that he doesn't want it, it's that after time of mourning, realistically he did not believe he could run a winning campaign. He said so himself in a live statement on the matter.

Thanks.

 

[Busty]

I knew Bernie would make it to his 75th birthday and then burst into flames which we use to make wood fired pizzas. I always had faith. I'm pure.

That's dark, mang.







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Spoiler

Fixed.

 

[LQX]

Yes, lock her up.

 

[tuffy]

FBI doesn't hold press conferences to say they're not indicting someone.

They have in the past.

 

[GutsOfThor]

People treating this like a fucking e3 announcement lol.

 

[Slayven]

FBI doesn't hold press conferences to say they're not indicting someone.

I expect Crooked Hillary to be in shackles to the local Supermax posthaste.

She is going straight to The Raft

 

[Kolx]

Hilary is not getting in any trouble. If she was, she and the entire democrat party would know prior and damage control would have already been started.

They don't have time to damage control. The whole party is fleeing the country.

 

[Spoiled Milk]

I'm so stoked, my dudes.

 

[Tobor]

Finally we can move on from this nonsense.

EDIT: "We" in this context implies a group capable of rational thought.

 

[jchap]

Hypetrain.gif

 

[tcrunch]

FBI : We've gathered you here today...to announce England as our new territory. Puerto Rico got bumped up to state.

 

[Leeroy3101]

Most likely an announcement about nothing.

It'd be a bush league move by the DNC if they don't run Sanders. He stands a fantastic chance against the xenophobe the GOP is pushing.

 

[Dr. Feel Good]

Can Obama block this if needed?

 

[Squalor]

FBI : We've gathered you here today...to announce England as our new territory. Puerto Rico got bumped up to state.

"Getting rid of Florida"?

 

[Meowster]

Hopefully they'll also let us know the truth about what happened to Ben. We can't let her get away with this.

 

[Bluth54]

Where to watch this?

I'm sure every cable news network will be showing it and probably streaming it on their sites.

 

[dc89]

lol

Your favourite GIF.

 

[PreFire]

Ok, maybe they'll disclose something we didn't know?

Anxious to know wtf it is lol

 

[Hoo-doo]

Fuck yeah, I love uncle Joe Biden.

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

That's dark, mang.

How did you know?


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DAD?!?!

 

[KissVibes]

If this is an Indictment, then this election is fucked. All hail Presidente Trump

 

[Plasticine]

FBI : We've gathered you here today...to announce England as our new territory. Puerto Rico got bumped up to state.

Why would we want that dumpster fire? We'll just take London, thank you very much.

 

[Banderdash]

I'm not a yank, but doesn't their remit include counterterrorism?

Maybe they've arrested someone, or prevented some bombing?

 

[maniac-kun]

Why is everyone saying Hilary is going to jail? Didnt follow the news closely.

 

[Slayven]

Finally we can move on from this nonsense.

You forget about Ben Ghazi

 

[Hubbl3]

Hillary to make a Walk of Atonement through the streets of Washington DC with Trump putting his Twitter notification sounds on full blast behind her. "Sad....Sad....Sad....Sad..."

Who's really pulling the strings though?

 

[balladofwindfishes]

Most likely an announcement about nothing.

It'd be a bush league move by the DNC if they don't run Sanders. He stands a fantastic chance against the xenophobe the GOP is pushing.

Why would they run the candidate who did not win the primary and who the people did not vote for?

 

[The Lamonster]

I'm so stoked, my dudes.

haha nice.

although, I'm concerned this is the last time this joke will be funny, before it's used far too often.

 

[ShirAhava]

something something Chaos Emeralds

 

[InfiniteBento]

Wait people actually want her indicted?

Wouldn't that completely wreck her campaign tho?

 

[The Jackdog]

Please be what I think it is, please be what I hope it is, please please PLEASE.

I am trying not to get my hopes up, I am trying to stay calm...

I need to buy some snacks or something to calm down.

Any streams?

you are way, way, way, way too invested in this

 

[giga]

FYI: Obama is campaigning with Hillary today. Make of that what you will.

 

[Squalor]

Final Fantasy XV and The Last Guardian already have release dates.

What could they possibly announce now?

 

[The Elite]

Wait people actually want her indicted?

Wouldn't that completely wreck her campaign tho?

They want her campaign wrecked.

 

[HBP]

Prediction: nothing happens, also every candidate in this election sucks.

 

[Tobor]

You forget about Ben Ghazi

Sorry, I meant to say intelligent people and semi-intelligent people can move on.

 

[Palette Swap]

Finally we can move on from this nonsense.

You know you won't and even if the press conference is about saying "nothing to see here", some people will just assume it means the justice system is corrupt. Just look at some posts here.

Wait people actually want her indicted?

Wouldn't that completely wreck her campaign tho?

You answered your own question, people who want her indicted weren't going to vote for her in a million years.

 

[KissVibes]

Martin O'Malley is sitting by the phone, waiting for the call on the nomination. He's got this.

Most likely an announcement about nothing.

It'd be a bush league move by the DNC if they don't run Sanders. He stands a fantastic chance against the xenophobe the GOP is pushing.

Run the guy that didn't win the primaries! Great idea.

 

[backflip10019]

Goodnight sweet Chillary.

https://vine.co/v/erQH0K9JthD

 

[Resident_UA]

Wait people actually want her indicted?

Wouldn't that completely wreck her campaign tho?

Half of comments here are sarcastic, the other half are Bernie supporters

 

[PandaShake]

Final Fantasy XV and The Last Guardian already have release dates.

What could they possibly announce now?

New Crash sequel!

 

[TheCochese]

For the sake of our country, I hope they tell us the case is closed.

If there is an indictment, prepare your anii for the Trumpageddon.

 

[thefro]

If this is an Indictment, then this election is fucked. All hail Presidente Trump

Biden's ready to go

 

[Jacksinthe]

So this is how Valve announces HL3.

Believe.

 

[Plum]

Final Fantasy XV and The Last Guardian already have release dates.

What could they possibly announce now?

FBI Spokesman: Now please welcome to the stage... Mr. Gabe Newell!

*A 3 appears on the screen behind him*

 

[Tobor]

You know you won't and even if the press conference is about saying "nothing to see here", some people will just assume it means the justice system is corrupt. Just look at some posts here.

"We" in my former post implies a "we" capable of rational thought.