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[Puppet Shadow]

Racists? You're both racist?

 

[Applesauce]

Duck Dynasty opening with a prayer ... how fitting.

 

[Veldin]

Republican National Church

Pastor Willie is here to deliver the Duck Sermon

 

[Sickboy007]

Camacho intensifying

 

[Clydefrog]

Racists? You're both racist?

LOL

 

[WedgeX]

I despise this man already.

 

[kevin1025]

We're having duck tonight, boys.

 

[kingkitty]

willie you're such a rascal

 

[Androidsleeps]

More jesus and gun stuff

 

[Rebel Leader]

Where's the duck tape?

 

[Boogie9IGN]

Just heard Trump named Omarosa director of African-American outreach lmaooooooooooooo

More and more Onion-sounding articles are coming to life

 

[Devilinthiscity]

fuck lol

 

[Raven117]

I want to go back in time and slap my younger self for once registering as Republican.

I must have been insane.

Don't know old you are, but the Republicans have become insane over the course of the last 20 years...it started slowly...then just picked up steam on an exponential basis.

 

[Vire]

Next speaker:

 

[Big Baybee]

Someone post the picture of the duck dynasty guys at the golf course.

 

[Hubbl3]

He's blowing a dogwhistle right?

 

[BanGy.nz]

WIll Rick Perry wear his smart boy glasses during his speech?

 

[hawk2025]

Doesn't it feel like they are aaaalways basically one second away from just straight up saying something explicitly racist?

 

[Kyzer]

They don't hang out with normal Americans like us who hunt and fish lol

 

[studyguy]

Donald Trump will have your back no matter what*

Spoiler

Offer does not include minorities and or women.

 

[Prodigal Son]

"Supported trump from the beginning."

You quack-lying fuck. You endorsed Cruz at first, right?

 

[Ferrio]

They don't hang out with normal Americans like us who hunt and fish lol

"and actually work"

ugh

 

[Retro]

He's blowing a dogwhistle right?

They already had all the equipment for making duck calls, it just makes good business sense.

 

[LifEndz]

"See, I'm from the south....and when you have a disagreement, it sometimes lead to...fisticuffs."

Where isn't that true? And no matter who I am Trump will have my back? Yeah, okay. I beg to differ, my duck dynasty friend.

 

[Clydefrog]

If you're a Mexican, Donald Trump will send you back.

 

[sangreal]

Doesn't it feel like they are aaaalways basically one second away from just straight up saying something explicitly racist?

every sentence is racist if you know how to fill in the blanks when they say shit like "people who like to work for a living"

 

[wanderingprostheyltite]

Sounds like a "you know you're a redneck..." template.

Quack.

 

[Daft Bird]

"Supported trump from the beginning."

You quack-lying fuck. You endorsed Cruz at first, right?

Nope he was Trump, his dad was Cruz.

 

[kingkitty]

if you're a serviceman fighting overseas, Donald Trump will have your back

unless you get captured, which then you're a pussy

 

[FeenixRising]

fuck lol

Got dammit Fake Kaz xD!!!!

 

[Rebel Leader]

HOLY BULL SHIT

 

[Felix Lighter]

I can't take it, too hard to watch... The "they don't hang out with the regular folks like us" shit. You know the "Real America", the old fashioned Republican dog whistles. Doesn't he know it's the age of Trump? Let the racism flow wide open.

 

[Get'sMad]

BAIO TIME

 

[Ourobolus]

"Donald Trump will always tell you the truth as he sees it"

sounds about right

 

[WedgeX]

Donald Trump will have your back no matter what*

Spoiler

Offer does not include minorities and or women.

*Or anyone that Trumo has previously done business with. Or is doing business with currently. Or could potentially do business with in the future.

 

[DrForester]

The duck guy says Donald always tells the truth....


I mean, he wouldn't lie about that.

 

[What did he mean by this?]

"Average" Americans huh?

What did he mean by this?

 

[sans_pants]

cmon bob loblaw

 

[Dan]

WIll Rick Perry wear his smart boy glasses during his speech?

He was wearing them earlier today.

 

[paperboywriter]

This shit is shameful

 

[RPGCrazied]

Has been actor time.

 

[Rayven]

Who better to talk about keeping the homeland safe than Scott Baio

 

[Hubbl3]

They already had all the equipment for making duck calls, it just makes good business sense.

Gat dayaum!

 

[LifEndz]

Scott Baio? WTF?

 

[sangreal]

"Average" Americans huh?

What did he mean by this?

white

 

[GaimeGuy]

WHY IS IT ALL TV STARS!?

 

[wanderingprostheyltite]

Is that Bob Loblaw?

 

[Ferrio]

If the happy days theme starts playing...

 

[Prodigal Son]

Nope he was Trump, his dad was Cruz.

Oh.

Pfft. I guess independent thought is still a thing for these people.

 

[Kyzer]

"Average" Americans huh?

What did he mean by this?

The 53% not on welfare. they hunt and fish and actually work for a living