Lots of butts in the game.
"Your children could be playing a game at this very moment that contains at least twenty-two butts—and more might be coming. News at 11!"
I've come to the conclusion that Soldier/Mercy is my Geralt/Yen or Harry/Hermione. It's a pairing that is popular but I don't understand it or like it.
Pharmercy is my Geralt/Triss or Harry/Ginny. It's just right. It makes sense.
Well, to be fair, the ultimate truths of the universe do tend to make sense.