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[Strictly]

Well someone had to make the thread.

Twitter has been hilarious.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/orlando-bloom-pictured-completely-naked-8557029

Beware of NSFW pics along your journey.

 

[MartyStu]

Mr. Bloom looking tight as fuck.

 

[DarkLordMalik]

The close up on the shadow though.....

 

[TheCochese]

He's just happy to be here.

 

[Trigg]

It was sexual assault when it was the fappening, but its okay since its a dude.

 

[Reverend Funk]

Nice cock mr. Bloom

 

[brandonh83]

Saw these yesterday, laughed hysterically. Love that smug look on Bloom's face as he's rowing a board with his junk hanging out behind Katy Perry. No fucks given, few men will achieve such a thing.

He's living the life, that's for sure.

 

[MartyStu]

It was sexual assault when it was the fappening, but its okay since its a dude.

You cannot be serious...

Am i being trolled?

 

[shintoki]

First dick pic with another girl!

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

It was sexual assault when it was the fappening, but its okay since its a dude.

Wrong. Mr Bloom is enjoying his nude business in public display. The fappening was a hacker going through personal photos and putting it up for public to watch.

 

[Aselith]

It was sexual assault when it was the fappening, but its okay since its a dude.

This is on an open beach vs private photos stolen from phones. It's not the same...

 

[platakul]

You cannot be serious...

Am i being trolled?

Look thats just a REALLY impressive selfie

 

[massoluk]

I saw, and I'm not sure if my life is better or worse because of it.

 

[VeryGooster]

Pirates of the Caribbean 5 sure is going places...

 

[WadiumArcadium]

It was sexual assault when it was the fappening, but its okay since its a dude.

There may be a difference between getting your dick out in a public space when you're a celebrity and having your private storage hacked.

 

[HeisenbergLannister]

It was sexual assault when it was the fappening, but its okay since its a dude.

Being out in public space is a little different then having your personal accounts hacked.

But please continue.

 

[Hale-XF11]

It was sexual assault when it was the fappening, but its okay since its a dude.

Trigg
ered
(Today, 03:09 PM)

 

[Nibel]

Katy Perry just sitting there is killing me

 

[Hot Coldman]

*opens link*


*closes link*

 

[Lys Skygge]

He looks confident as fuck!

 

[RedAssedApe]

That shadow of his dong?

Dude looks like her man servant the way she's just chilling.

 

[Liu Kang Baking A Pie]

It was sexual assault when it was the fappening, but its okay since its a dude.

Are you saying his abs are offensive to you?

 

[PJV3]

I don't want to see a little winkle floating on the sea.

 

[brandonh83]

People think that's his dick shadow? lol come on.

 

[rpmurphy]

#FreeTheDick

 

[Gallbaro]

It was sexual assault when it was the fappening, but its okay since its a dude.

Weill this very doable man does not seem like he was unaware of the consequences and had no expectation of privacy.

The correct fappening comparison to use would have been how the only outrage is when it is celebrities.

 

[LyleLanley]

It was sexual assault when it was the fappening, but its okay since its a dude.

This is why I need men's rights!

 

[Glory Fades]

Nice cock mr. Bloom

 

[NealMcCauley]

 

[univariate]

He should be in game of thrones.

 

[-griffy-]

I believe that paddle board maneuver is known as "taking the hobbits to Isengard."

 

[Transistor]

It was sexual assault when it was the fappening, but its okay since its a dude.

The fappening was pictures stolen from peoples phones and such. This is paparazzi stuff from a dude out in public with his dick out.

Not even remotely the same

 

[DarkLordMalik]

He should be in game of thrones.

 

[Haloid1177]

Dude rocking out with his cock out and Katy can't even join him in the nude. I for one feel Orlando Bloom got played.

 

[DiipuSurotu]

Katy Perry is fiiiiine.

 

[brandonh83]

Dude rocking out with his cock out and Katy can't even join him in the nude. I for one feel Orlando Bloom got played.

I think we need more evidence that she didn't. This is but just one leg of their journey.

 

[Cardon]

Now that's a confident boss of a dude if I ever saw one.

 

[Plywood]

They say lead by example and I salute Orlando for showing Katy the way.

 

[Timeaisis]

Pirates of the Caribbean 5 sure is going places...

I laughed way too hard at this.

 

[Transistor]

Katy Perry is fiiiiine.

I have that picture of her in a green bikini burned into my memory

 

[Strictly]

Well if your going to do the whole cock out thing a warm country is the best place for it. I would have made sure to moisturise beforehand for maximum elasticity.

 

[Sesuadra]

Orlando in full bloom lol.

 

[Darryl M R]

Beware of NSFW pics along your journey.

Well if your going to do the whole cock out thing a warm country is the best place for it. I would have made sure to moisturise beforehand for maximum elasticity.

 

[studyguy]

#dicksoutforharambe

 

[| Praxis |]

You'd think he was about to play the joker with how desperate this seems.

 

[SArcher]

Epic dic....I mean pic.

 

[mysocksarepink]

when did he get so big??

 

[Mighty Chin]

He could use a trim.

 

[Zeyphersan]

I think we need more evidence that she didn't. This is but just one leg of their journey.

Well, a third leg

 

[Deaf Spacker]

The sun in the picture is high right? So won't that make his dick shadow really long?

Dude probably has a micro penis.

I'm joking about the micro penis before someone starts.