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The International 2016 (Aug 3rd - 13th)

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is Io losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Io to have an Arcana. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought it was polling well in Seattle???? This is so fucked.
 
^ - The fuck

So many brew and EG haters in here

I love Bre and EG, but sumaiL can't play the hero well, and it was a bad pick given what PPD knew about DC's plan. You don't pick a hero like Brewmaster into an Ursa. You'd be better off picking anything with some mobility--shit, TA would have WRECKED mid, and sumaiL can actually play it.
 
where's your slardar/jakiro vote?

acting as if the whole IO vote was completely serious is a joke. Just because you voted for it seriously doesn't mean 90% did. It was always a meme vote

Why are you so against it on the basis of it being a "meme" vote though? Why on Earth do we need another cosmetic for a hero who already has a gazillion compared to a hero that doesn't even have one?
 
I voted for both when they were still in, they got eliminated. Ask everyone else
Same here. Jakiro is my favorite hero.

Then I started voting for Io because I was really curious what they'd do (make him a cube or something, ha), and because Jugg has 10,000 cosmetics already.

But if the votes are anything to go by, people love giving cosmetics to heroes who already have a ton. So lame.
 
Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is Io losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Io to have an Arcana. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thoughto it was polling well in Seattle???? This is so fucked.


Please be a copypasta
 
Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is Io losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Io to have an Arcana. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought it was polling well in Seattle???? This is so fucked.

I hope this is a meme of some kind because i died laughing
 
Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is Io losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Io to have an Arcana. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought it was polling well in Seattle???? This is so fucked.

I hope this is a meme of some kind because i died laughing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYcLOKzPimQ
 
Why are you so against it on the basis of it being a "meme" vote though? Why on Earth do we need another cosmetic for a hero who already has a gazillion compared to a hero that doesn't even have one?

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Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is Io losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Io to have an Arcana. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought it was polling well in Seattle???? This is so fucked.
10/10
 
They need to have these fillers. You can't really expect DC to go in a bo5 right after a bo3 like that. They need to rest.
 
thanks for reminding me that secret got knocked out on the first day and tied for last place

that will sustain me for the long weeks with no pro dota
 
Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is Io losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Io to have an Arcana. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought it was polling well in Seattle???? This is so fucked.
What meme is this?
 
Why are you so against it on the basis of it being a "meme" vote though? Why on Earth do we need another cosmetic for a hero who already has a gazillion compared to a hero that doesn't even have one?

What exactly would have been awesome about an IO arcana? OH wow hes a square now, or a fireball lmao
 
Can we all agree that DC needs to win? Like it has to happen for the world to make sense.

Part of me wants them to win because it's a nice Cinderella story, especially for Misery.

The other part of me doesn't want to reward rat dota and Wings would also be having their own Cinderella story.

So I guess I'm content with either team winning.
 
I voted for jugg because I wanted an arcana for a hero I might actually play.

If it was up to me Omniknight would have own but there you go, we don't always get what we want do we.
 
Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is Io losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Io to have an Arcana. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought it was polling well in Seattle???? This is so fucked.

A meme?

If not. God damn. Go beg for forgiveness and eat them nuggets off the floor!
 
People need to stop acting like just cuz Jugg has a LOT of hats that he doesn't need a BEST hat. Ton of his hats were from a time when hats were a new concept and making just marginal changes to heroes base models, instead of all the dumb fuck particle effect seizure shit we have now. Jugg's an infinitely more popular hero than Wis anyways so it makes terrible business sense to make a Wisp arcana even if the memekids on Reddit demand it.
 
EG Involved in some of the best games of TI though. Hopefully GF is just as good!

People need to stop acting like just cuz Jugg has a LOT of hats that he doesn't need a BEST hat. Ton of his hats were from a time when hats were a new concept and making just marginal changes to heroes base models, instead of all the dumb fuck particle effect seizure shit we have now. Jugg's an infinitely more popular hero than Wis anyways so it makes terrible business sense to make a Wisp arcana even if the memekids on Reddit demand it.

Yeah but some of us like supports having Arcanas. I want F-16 IO with Tomahawk Balls.
 
I voted for Jugg because he's one of my favourite heroes. So glad he won over IO. Excited to see what the arcana will look like.
 
What exactly would have been awesome about an IO arcana? OH wow hes a square now, or a fireball lmao

Where's your imagination bruh, Io is literally a blank slate you can do almost anything with him. Could make some really interesting liquid style animations (thinking ferrofluid in nature), tether and overcharge are barebones animations as it is they could be turned into something really unique and interesting, relocate special effect animation potential is obvious. So many possibilities.
 
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if Valve rigged that Arcana vote.

Either way, what a boring choice Jugg is.
 
Need to do meetup after finals, no dodging
Need to do meetup after finals, no dodging
Need to do meetup after finals, no dodging
 
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