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[hydruxo]

It's at 5.4410% now...

 

[maouvin]

5.4486%

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG!!!

So Protocolo Sombra 1.9 was the problem all along.
All hail Protocolo Sombra 1.95.

Also, new thing on the source code:

<!-- Parece que se están calentando un poco las cosas... tendré que pasar desapercibida mientras esto se finaliza. -->

edit: 5.4524%, fullspeed now

 

[kulapik]

Parece que se están calentando un poco las cosas... tendré que pasar desapercibida mientras esto se finaliza

Seems like things are heating up a bit... will have to go unnoticed while this finishes up.

 

[Kyolux]

Parece que se están calentando un poco las cosas... tendré que pasar desapercibida mientras esto se finaliza.

edit: should have refreshed before posting..

 

[Interfectum]

5.4524%

f5f5f5f5 x 3 years

sombra's dialup connection seems to be getting better

 

[Makareu]

I appreciate Blizzard's effort to tackle the hype problem in the video games industry.

 

[The Omega Man]

It's at 5.4410% now...

 

[sammyCYBORG]

It updated again! I'm so confused.

 

[Plesiades]

I hope this isn't Blizzard saying "Let's add decimals to show some progress!".

 

[Yayate]

I really hope this is being manually updated, because the thought of some intern laughing his ass off reading any related threads while he randomly mashes his numpad is priceless.

At this point, I'm just expecting it to go down soon.

 

[GrizzleBoy]

Can someone TLDR this for me pls?

 

[Keyser Soze]

Maybe this site is only for the PS4 version seeing as this download is going so slow?

 

[backflip10019]

Can someone TLDR this for me pls?

ASCII, skull face, countdowns leading to countdowns. Now we're on this random site that updates super slowly.

I really hope this is being manually updated, because the thought of some intern laughing his ass off reading any related threads while he randomly mashes his numpad is priceless.

At this point, I'm just expecting it to go down soon.

This is far too important to leave to an intern.

 

[duckroll]

Holy shit woooooooooooooow. It's really happening guys! You will definitely not be disappointed this time. DEFINITELY!

Remember the 400meg PTR patch!!!!!!

 

[KiefbladeMaster]

This seems like a really poorly done reveal. I'm assuming they're just stringing people along until Blizzcon?

 

[kewlbot]

sombra, im starting to have very low expectations of your hacking abilities

 

[The Omega Man]

Maybe the more we believe the faster it loads, it feeds on faith!
Let's all hold hands and sing guys.

 

[Kyolux]

Holy shit woooooooooooooow. It's really happening guys! You will definitely not be disappointed this time. DEFINITELY!

Remember the 400meg PTR patch!!!!!!

Are you mocking or you know something that we don't?

 

[falconxcrunner09]

THE NUMBERS MASON, WHAT DO THEY MEAN?!?

 

[『Inaba Resident』]

Are you mocking or you know something that we don't?

mocking.

 

[kulapik]

5.4562 now bois

 

[sammyCYBORG]

It's changing every 5 minutes at the moment

 

[Kyolux]

5.4599!

mocking.

thought so.

 

[hydruxo]

5.4562 now bois

5.4599% dawg

 

[kewlbot]

at this rate it might even make it to a whole 1%

 

[Fix-It Felix. Jr.]

Maybe the more we believe the faster it loads, it feeds on faith!
Let's all hold hands and sing guys.

I do believe in Sombra, I do, I do! I do believe in Sombra, I do, I do!

 

[maouvin]

Are you mocking or you know something that we don't?

Mods have privileged information and power, and Sombra said who has information has the power, so it sounds legit.

 

[Dimitri LH]

Mods have privileged information and power, and Sombra said who has information has the power, so it sounds legit.

Duckroll was Sombra all along!

 

[Mik317]

Sombra needs to be one of those haxzors type kids now....except actually incompetent just like them.

 

[Syntax]

Hmm.

Version 1.95

9 5

September 5th.

Day before Season 2 starts.

HL3 confirmed.

 

[The Omega Man]

I do believe in Sombra, I do, I do! I do believe in Sombra, I do, I do!

Your proclamation of faith have helped moving the loading to 5.4637!

Thank you brother!

 

[R0ckman]

Holy shit woooooooooooooow. It's really happening guys! You will definitely not be disappointed this time. DEFINITELY!

Remember the 400meg PTR patch!!!!!!

Elaborate please? Whats happening now that parallels then?

 

[Lady Siara]

Duckroll was Sombra all along!

It would explain how inexplicably cruel this ARG has been.

It's sounding more likely by the minute.

 

[duckroll]

Elaborate please? Whats happening now that parallels then?

Lol I'm just messing around. There was a PTR patch yesterday (like there is every other day now) which wasn't documented with patch notes.

 

[R0ckman]

I think I said in a topic "watch it load whenever they feel like it". It was 100% jest because I never expected them to countdown to a countdown that isn't really a countdown because they control the timer.

 

[Interfectum]

Holy shit woooooooooooooow. It's really happening guys! You will definitely not be disappointed this time. DEFINITELY!

Remember the 400meg PTR patch!!!!!!

 

[Keyser Soze]

Maybe that site is a metaphor for a payload and the more players that check the site the faster it moves?

Everyone tell your friends. Like, share, subscribe!

 

[leaf_]

So fast can`t keep up

 

[maouvin]

Maybe that site is a metaphor for a payload and the more players that check the site the faster it moves?

Everyone tell your friends. Like, share, subscribe!

And don't forget to use the "SOMBRAH4X" coupon for 3% off!

 

[The Omega Man]

New hidden text on the site:

Parece que se están calentando un poco las cosas... tendré que pasar desapercibida mientras esto se finaliza"

"It seems that things are heating up ... I'll have to go unnoticed while this finishes."

 

[falconxcrunner09]

It's at 5.4979% now

 

[dity]

Sombra's official ability confirmed to be counting.

 

[maouvin]

Sombra's official ability confirmed to be counting.

Slowest ult filling ever.

 

[dity]

Slowest ult filling ever.

The longer you have the stats/team screen up during gameplay, the faster your ult fills. The power of numbers.

 

[Neoxon]

It's now at 5.5207%.

 

[Plesiades]

Slowest ult filling ever.

Spam the game chat to fill it up.

 

[cyborg009]

It's now at 5.5207%.

 

[dave is ok]

Hey look, something happened and it's nothing

 

[Shinigami]

5.5359%! Maybe it just has to get to 23%? BELIEVE.

 

[dave is ok]

5.5359%! Maybe it just has to get to 23%? BELIEVE.

Hopefully, 100% will take until mid October