2016 NFL Season OT - Week Three - Dylan Once Wrote

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Gobias

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5 hours to teach myself the first 5 chapters of advanced corporate finance. Tebow give me strength

wienke said:
1000 years of darkness is the price for one week of happiness for the Land. Everything has to stay in balance.
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And it's a week that we will talk about and pass down for generations.
 
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this_guy

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You know when you think about it, the only reason Carson Wentz is doing so well is because the Browns passed on him publicly. He gained powers only because the Browns are cursed.
 
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Colasante

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Blount leading the league in rushing after three weeks. That's my running back!
 
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Milchjon

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BlackGhost said:
Oh shit, look at my boy crow.
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Hughes is now the 14th (!) player signed by the Patriots who spent time on the 2013 Browns roster, when now-former Patriots exec Michael Lombardi was general manager. Lombardi parted ways with the Patriots this offseason after spending two years as an assistant to the coaching staff. Lombardi and Patriots head coach Bill Belichick remain close.

Here’s the full list of players who were on the 2013 Browns and have since spent time on the Patriots.
RB Dion Lewis
WR Brian Tyms
WR Perez Ashford
WR Reggie Dunn
OL Keavon Milton
OL Braxston Cave
OL Caylin Hauptmann
DE Jabaal Sheard
DE Cam Henderson
DT John Hughes
DT Ishmaa’ily Kitchen
LB Eric Martin
LB Barkevious Mingo
LS Christian Young

At this point, if you were a member of the 2013 Browns and haven’t spent time with the Patriots, you must be feeling pretty offended. Lewis, Sheard, Hughes and Mingo remain with the Patriots.

Read more at: http://nesn.com/2016/09/john-hughes-adds-versatility-bulk-strength-to-patriots-defensive-line/
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No joke, I already forgot about Dion Lewis. I am a bad fan. Will be fun!
 
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Tom Penny said:
Do the Saints even have one good defensive player? The way the got gouged on the ground was embarrassing. Coleman scored on a toss play were they wasnt even a defender on that side of the field.How did the Giants not drop a 40 piece on them?
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They're all hurt. Breaux, Swann, Kyle Wilson, Vacarro, Ellerbe and 1st round pick Sheldon Rankins all starters, or would be, all either on IR or missing a number of games to start the season.

At least Cameron Jordan has somehow managed to stay in one piece. For now.
 
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FTF said:
Yeah I still have no idea how that game was so low scoring.
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Giants had a healthy set of players on defense and shut them down, basically. JPP and Vernon were dinged up but the DB's were fantastic. Now at this point in time, DRC and Apple are possibly out for a few games, FS Thompson is out another two games at least, and Spags has to blitz to get some pass rush.

Tom Penny said:
Do the Saints even have one good defensive player? The way the got gouged on the ground was embarrassing. Coleman scored on a toss play were they wasnt even a defender on that side of the field.How did the Giants not drop a 40 piece on them?
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Donnell and OBJ dropped TD's each, and Cruz had a fumble himself where the offense moved into the redzone. It was a tight game, but the game should've been nowhere near that close.
 
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Yesterday we got nude brady. Will be getting nude Brady 2 today? Signs point to yes because of mathematics according to Breadstream Incorporated. Don't ask me though I'm just a businessman go ask DM he's my math guy.
 
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yankeehater

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Pepiope said:
It's all about that QBR bro.
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Did you know that QBR is weigthed by quarter? I have no idea how I missed that before but Wentz's QBR actually goes down due to him not having yards and TDs in the 4th quarter. Weird that they would set their stat up to punish a QB if his team gets a big lead.

CrocMother said:
You didn't expect Skip Bayless to say something stupid?
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That is a very good point, dont know what I was thinking.
 
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Jarate

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Alright, in the ESPN power rankings...

HOW THE FUCK IS ARIZONA #5!?

How the fuck are the Packers #6!?

How the fuck did the Vikings not pass up the Seahwaks?

How do you fuck up this badly when you are paid to do this? Is this just clickbait at this stage?
 
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levious

That throwing stick stunt of yours has boomeranged on us.
Striker said:
The shit he said about Aikman is just bizarre. I wonder what that was all about. Trying to create something for his shitty book?
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He said something recent or do you mean the old rumor he started of aikman being gay?
 
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The funniest part of the Skip video is him calling Kelce a good center.

He's played like shit and is easily our worst lineman so far this season.

yankeehater said:
Did you know that QBR is weigthed by quarter? I have no idea how I missed that before but Wentz's QBR actually goes down due to him not having yards and TDs in the 4th quarter. Weird that they would set their stat up to punish a QB if his team gets a big lead.
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Ya. Wentz has basically been handing the ball off during the 4th Q so he sucks.
 
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LJ11

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Jarate said:
Alright, in the ESPN power rankings...

HOW THE FUCK IS ARIZONA #5!?

How the fuck are the Packers #6!?

How the fuck did the Vikings not pass up the Seahwaks?

How do you fuck up this badly when you are paid to do this? Is this just clickbait at this stage?
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hahaha, of all the things to get worked up about.
 
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Dutch Gronk

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Bread said:
Yesterday we got nude brady. Will be getting nude Brady 2 today? Signs point to yes because of mathematics according to Breadstream Incorporated. Don't ask me though I'm just a businessman go ask DM he's my math guy.
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My sources tell me there will be full frontal slong
 
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Vanillalite

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Jarate said:
Alright, in the ESPN power rankings...

HOW THE FUCK IS ARIZONA #5!?

How the fuck are the Packers #6!?

How the fuck did the Vikings not pass up the Seahwaks?

How do you fuck up this badly when you are paid to do this? Is this just clickbait at this stage?
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It's stupid. Falcons won last night at the Saints went down in the rankings despite the road division win.

Saints meanwhile are 0-3 and they are a slot ahead of Tampa who's actually 1-2 with a win over the Falcons.

There are 3 top 15 teams with losing records.

The ravens despite being 3-0 are #10 with 2 teams with losing records ahead of them.

It's like the games don't actually matter.

Thankfully none of that matters.
 
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this_guy

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yankeehater said:
Did you know that QBR is weigthed by quarter? I have no idea how I missed that before but Wentz's QBR actually goes down due to him not having yards and TDs in the 4th quarter. Weird that they would set their stat up to punish a QB if his team gets a big lead.
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Ah, now I get why Blake Bortles doesn't throw TD's in the first quarter (or half). He's saving that for later, some may call garbage time, but Bortles wants that QBR. He's got to work on those INTs though.

*Bortles is my fantasy QB so his performance is very important to me.
 
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MechDX said:
Baby #3 due today. Russell give me strength.
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I'll send one up to the prophet Tebow praying for the best. Salute to you for having three children.

Gobias said:
5 hours to teach myself the first 5 chapters of advanced corporate finance. Tebow give me strength.
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Advanced corporate finance is fun so you'll enjoy it. Grab you some red bull, salad, and chinese food and power through it. Five hours go by really quickly anyway.
 
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Hindl

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yankeehater said:
Skip Bayless: Dak Prescott has been better then Carson Wentz so far this year. Wow I did not expect to hear that when I started this video, I get that he says crazy things to generate discussion but this seems like a very hard case to make.
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Ignoring that Skip says stupid shit all the time, he's also one of the biggest Cowboys fans in sports media. It's expected, and also doesn't help that Shannon Sharpe isn't putting forth a great argument.

Ultimately though, Dak is very impressive, and has an extremely similar statline to Wentz, minus throwing TDs. I'd argue Wentz is better simply because the Dallas offense is better than the Eagles offense. There's an argument to be made about how the Defense influences the offense, but we'll focus on one side of the ball. They have that phenomenal OL and Zeke is finally turning up, plus Dez (although he's injured now). Meanwhile, the Eagles OL has been impressive, but isn't anywhere near Dallas. The receivers have been playing way above where they normally are. Before the season, the Eagles WR core was one of the worst in the league along with the 49ers and Rams. Wentz (along with Doug P's great playcalling) has elevated an offense that was dogshit last year. Dak has executed and given his stars the tools they need to excel. Wentz, right now, is willing these guys to excel. However, Dak is a 4th round pick that cost nothing else to draft. So Cowboys fans should be extremely pleased with him, and considering he will be riding the pine when Romo gets back and learns more, he'll develop nicely. Should be a good rivalry for the next 10 years
 
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