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[ShooterMcGavin]

Did CNN say we're basically at the results for the two battlegrounds

then show us a 22 minute timer

..
lol

"Stand by"
"Stand by"
"Stand by"

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Turns out when Trump said the election was rigged he was right...because he rigged it!

 

[freenudemacusers]

Give me shitposting or give me death.

Spoiler

Everything's gonna be fine, guys.

What is the natural state of man, if not to shitpost in the wild of the Internet 🤔

 

[Voras]

Dad: They said Trump won Florida

Me: Polls haven't closed.

Dad: That's what they said. Florida, Ohio, and North Carolina

Me: Who says?

Dad: Wikileaks

Me: No.

Wikileaks knows the results of the election already, they're just waiting to release it.

 

[Tarydax]

America isn't going to let me down tonight. I can feel it.

You're right. America's going to vote for Hillary.

 

[Sydle]

In all seriousness - is trump winning New York?

lol no

 

[Tinfoilhatsron]

In all seriousness - is trump winning New York?

NO and it's ridiculous you think that.

 

[Ponn]

Weren't these assholes bragging about how they are anti establishment candidate and they don't need/want the regular republican politicians?

Par for the course. Tea partiers like Rick Scott run their entire campaign on "Fuck the gubenment, get feds out of our state!' but they are the first and loudest screaming for Fed handouts when shit goes bad like a hurricane. They don't get the concept of biting the hand that feeds you.

 

[Rayis]

Hopefully it stays red

woah there, I happen to slay in my birthday suit thank you very much.

Spoiler

I hope the same tbh

 

[Dmax3901]

Nothing being counted will matter until 30 minutes from now. The only states that are being counted at the moment (as the only ones with polls closed) are Indiana and Kentucky, which everyone expected to go red in the first place.

We're not all in America, I have no idea what you're talking about when you say "everyone expected it to go red". It's 10:39am here, I'm at work just trying to keep updated so I can't exactly set up a fucking election battle station here.

 

[DragonSworne]

In all seriousness - is trump winning New York?

I would go with a big fat No.

 

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[everyday math]

In all seriousness - is trump winning New York?

No.

Goodness people chill. Go drink some beer or wine.

 

[Memento Mori]

Jesus, nobody needs to see that.

It would have been kind of understandable if he was covering an American election but it was British council elections. Why was he pretending to be a cowboy?

 

[purseowner]

UKGaf, BBC or CNN?

BBC.

Do it for the Vine.

 

[MIMIC]

In all seriousness - is trump winning New York?

No.

 

[HanShotFirst]

In all seriousness - is trump winning New York?

No.

 

[rjinaz]

Georgia closing soon. Nervous even though I don't expect her to win it.

 

[Aaronrules380]

In all seriousness - is trump winning New York?

New York isn't done polling yet, so no counting has occured. That said, he's not winning New York

 

[Jokab]

Watching the Swedish coverage and they're interviewing a black gay man who's voting Trump. The reporter asks "But what do you think Trump can do for you?" The guy answers "Trump is not about barriers!"

Oh the irony

 

[ColdPizza]

Chuck Todd says Florida basically controls everything. If trump loses Florida he needs to sweep a ton of states.

 

[MrV4ltor]

In all seriousness - is trump winning New York?

No, we were just kidding.
The only thing he'll be doing in New York tonight is whining.

 

[metalslimer]

We got Team Alucard, but we couldn't get diablos =(

 

[SuperSah]

BBC.

Do it for the Vine.

goddamn it, i'm in

 

[BocoDragon]

Watching the Swedish coverage and they're interviewing a black gay man who's voting Trump. The reporter asks "But what do you think Trump can do for you?" The guy answers "Trump is not about barriers!"

Oh the irony

That's pretty funny.

 

[Nickdogmoneycash]

I thought this was supposed to be fun

 

[freenudemacusers]

Feeling bad for all these posters whose internet blocks everything but neogaf.

 

[You Are Viewtiful]

In all seriousness - is trump winning New York?

They are tied atm.

 

[thatJohann]

NO and it's ridiculous you think that.

Well I'm drunk in my apartment in Astoria NY and just browsing GAF. I got nervous for a second.

 

[slit]

In all seriousness - is trump winning New York?

No and he's not going to.

 

[Corto]

America isn't going to let me down tonight. I can feel it.

Will this night end with you posting your ballot to reveal to everyone that you voted Hillary like Team Alucard? Stay tuned.

 

[Baron von Loathsome]

Dammit
https://mobile.twitter.com/jimsciutto/status/796126996258496513

Shit, that's not far from here. I hope everybody's okay.

 

[Jacksinthe]

Do they not know how to whitelist IP and hide the input box?

 

[finowns]

Why do they have this crazy person on BBC. I like the soothing tones of rational brits.

 

[CrazedProfessional]

I am addicted to Key Race Alerts.

 

[e_i]

So, half of Kentucky's polls close at 6 pm, and the other half at 7pm?

 

[Addi]

It's gonna be exciting to watch the end of the world

 

[TheOfficeMut]

In all seriousness - is trump winning New York?

No. Everyone watch a fucking news channel if you're so concerned about our sarcastic responses.

Jesus fuck.

 

[purseowner]

Does the winner attain GAF Gold?

 

[NullPointer]

Wikileaks knows the results of the election already, they're just waiting to release it.

 

[smokeymicpot]

I am addicted to Key Race Alerts.

Feels like im watching DJ Kahlid snapchat

 

[SirClinksAlot]

Not everyone here is from the US so you don't gotta be a dick when they ask questions.

Eurogaf spent the day shitting up the thread playing experts on all things US so I imagine those being sarcastic are just throwing that back a little.

 

[O.N.U.S.]

Remember when every one underestimated trump and said there was no way would become the nominee

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Hope this doesnt repeat itself.

 

[| Praxis |]

BBC.

Do it for the Vine.

BBC of course.

 

[diablos991]

Will this night end with you posting your ballot to reveal to everyone that you voted Hillary like Team Alucard? Stay tuned.

I mailed my ballot a while ago. The time for that picture has sailed.

 

[Circle Jerk]

Well I'm drunk in my apartment in Astoria NY and just browsing GAF. I got nervous for a second.

man you live in new york and you thought it could go to Trump? At least the other people aren't American.

 

[LifEndz]

Put on Infowars to see what crazy was happening.

They've got some sort of "expert" or contributor calling in from what seems like a very sad bedroom.

Looks like that guy still lives with his parents

 

[SparkleMotion]

Why is 2% polling in Kentucky a "key race alert"?

 

[DontBeThatGuy]

In all seriousness - is trump winning New York?

NO.

 

[ffdgh]

This thread is not good for my anxiety...