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[ChrisD]

if Trump wins Ohio can someone let me live with them somewhere else?

will you bring your broken TV along with?

That's a deal make or break

 

[His Majesty]

Really? Google updates slow then

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news...live-clinton-trump?view=map&type=presidential

 

[QuantumZebra]

Translation please?

 

[FStop7]

The front page of the Miami Herald website shows Clinton with 51% (351k) and Trump with 44% (291k) with 1 of 6027 precincts reporting.

 

[Sushi Nao]

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I’m so distressed right now I don’t know what to do. I didn’t mean to do that to my mom but I’m literally in shock from the exit polls tonight. I feel like I’m going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is she winning California? This can’t be happening. I’m having a fucking breakdown. I don’t want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Trump to make America great again and be a fine example to us all. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn’t supposed to be like this, I thought he was really winning because these main stream media must be rigged to show polls where Hillary always wins and i wake up to this???? This is so fucked.

Sorry I loled

 

[echoshifting]

wait, should we be worried?

No.

No no no no no no no.

 

[alr1ght]

Here, freak out in realtime
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news...live-clinton-trump?view=map&type=presidential

 

[smokeandmirrors]

ohio should not be allowed to be this important

 

[orthodoxy1095]

Apologize to your mother, you are her little nugget

Aw

 

[Steel]

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I’m so distressed right now I don’t know what to do. I didn’t mean to do that to my mom but I’m literally in shock from the exit polls tonight. I feel like I’m going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is she winning California? This can’t be happening. I’m having a fucking breakdown. I don’t want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Trump to make America great again and be a fine example to us all. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn’t supposed to be like this, I thought he was really winning because these main stream media must be rigged to show polls where Hillary always wins and i wake up to this???? This is so fucked.

I got this reference.

 

[EASTC0AST_GH05T]

You guys trolled and laughed at Florida man/woman for years and now you expect them to have your back!?

 

[ExVicis]

So many people joking/using misplaced sarcasm about early results make this thread full of garbage. And it's not even that funny the 789th time is happening.

Yeah it's getting really getting aggravating. Stop it. It's not even clever.

 

[SDCowboy]

FLORIDA IS BLUE NOW WE DID IT REDDIT

Can people please start stating where they hear stuff?

 

[fr0st]

When does voting actually stop in America? As in closing time for each state?

Not sure but it could be 730 est

 

[Omzz]

Omg guys Trump win Wyoming... Trump to be president

 

[wild wild rice]

Maybe he really loves nuclear war?

lol why not

 

[Abhor]

Trump doing better with non-educated voters.

What a fucking surprise

 

[SilentRob]

Hey guys, just wanted to say: I'm going to bed now and I better now wake up in a fucking world where Trump is a country's leader. I plan on getting some things done tomorrow and that knowledge would make that all but impossible.

 

[LifEndz]

Translation please?

He's already dead.

 

[Crossing Eden]

Can people please stop quoting the copypasta.

 

[slightconfuse]

KEY RACE ALERT

 

[titiklabingapat]

Guys, rural counties are almost always the first ones to report because of lower populations. And they are Republican by nature.

 

[docbon]

Can people please start stating where they hear stuff?

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news...live-clinton-trump?view=map&type=presidential

 

[LiamR]

Oh god. There are way too many people shitting the bed in this thread. Such a small percentage of the vote has been counted. Chill the fuck out lol

 

[Pamplemousse]

When does voting actually stop in America? As in closing time for each state?

It varies. Anywhere from 6-9 local times

 

[oneils]

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I’m so distressed right now I don’t know what to do. I didn’t mean to do that to my mom but I’m literally in shock from the exit polls tonight. I feel like I’m going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is she winning California? This can’t be happening. I’m having a fucking breakdown. I don’t want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Trump to make America great again and be a fine example to us all. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn’t supposed to be like this, I thought he was really winning because these main stream media must be rigged to show polls where Hillary always wins and i wake up to this???? This is so fucked.

Bravo. Great troll. Your mom still cooking for you is a nice touch, and gives it that ring of authenticity.

 

[Sir_Crocodile]

It looks like Vigo County is going to go red?

Carpathian Kitten Envy

 

[blame space]

ohio should not be allowed to be this important

🤓

 

[Jamie OD]

Lads will you calm down over Florida. You're acting like you pissed your pants the moment you took a sip of water.

 

[Kinsei]

Can people please start stating where they hear stuff?

I'm watching CBC and they just said Clinton is currently leading in Florida.

It's pretty meaningless this early though.

 

[Smellycat]

Trump is leading in Florida!!!

NOOOOO

 

[Ray Wonder]

Hey guys, just wanted to say: I'm going to bed now and I better now wake up in a fucking world where Trump is a countrie's leader. I plan on getting some things done tomorrow and that knowledge would make that all but impossible.

So you're for Trump eh?

 

[N.Domixis]

Trump is winning?

 

[Circle Jerk]

ohio should not be allowed to be this important

Ohio is fairly unimportant in this election if it makes you feel better. Unless a bunch of other stats flip, it's meaningless.

 

[Psychoward]

When does voting actually stop in America? As in closing time for each state?

Not sure but it could be 730 est

...it's in the OP

 

[oti]

This is just like Eurovision but instead of adorable Russian grandma's we're getting existential fear and stress.

 

[wild wild rice]

Every time I F5 the Guardian website, Florida swaps from light blue to light red.

 

[Stead Fast]

It's like Florida is this big state, with, a lot of people. Who'd have thought it?

 

[Sixfortyfive]

ohio should not be allowed to be this important

Ohio was a mistake.

 

[JABEE]

The cities usually take longer to come in

 

[rjinaz]

That florida jump. Phew. But Virginia

 

[QuantumBro]

Translation please?

The city Tampa. That, Miami, and Orlando are going to deliver the blue.

 

[maquiladora]

Cake Update

 

[BennyBlanco]

Who's winning Florida?

I'm kinda tied up and can't find a good tracker for mobile

 

[friskykillface]

Fuck Ohio

That tiny state shouldn't be important
Florida I see why but Ohio ? Get outta here

 

[Audioboxer]

Not sure but it could be 730 est

Just wondering if all these posts from GAFers are actual votes counted or exit polls?

I mean in the UK we can vote up till 10pm at night then actual vote counting begins. With results filtering through throughout the hours after voting closes.

 

[ratcliffja]

Translation please?

Tampa is central Florida and NOT southern, so it's more likely to go to Trump than something like Miami. If it's that heavy in favor of Clinton, then that means it's much more likely that all of the state will go to Clinton.

 

[knicks]

I am kind of starting to freak out.

 

[Fox Mulder]

Trump is winning?

It's way early.

 

[smokeymicpot]

Wolf is so amped I love it.