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[NateDog]

SFV has serious tipping issues

 

[MikeHattsu]

Saw somebody on fire slowly descend from sky

God is being played by mankind and Evangelions are pissed

The Revenge of the lower case and the rise of Franklin Gothic

2017 is looking to be another year where anime was a mistake

 

[Browny]

Ok, my mom has just started watching Blacked.

 

[thelooseteeth]

Octopus leaps out of water, hails cab.

 

[ramparter]

Nintendo buys Nokia, Pokedex looking phone with built in pokemon go announced.

 

[KarasuEXE]

PSN Account Hacked |OT37|

 

[Zoggy]

PSN Account Hacked |OT37|

Lmaooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[NateDog]

Why aren't more people complaining about complaining in games?

 

[Arkos]

PSN Account Hacked |OT37|

lol that's pretty good

 

[MikeHattsu]

Panty-based action JRPGs and the terrible camera

 

[davepoobond]

FamilyGAF, help me pick a family

 

[NateDog]

Any experience living with one of your bear friends?

Terrisus hasn't had sex with his wife for 10 years

 

[Izuna]

now this bish is gone, can we post porn?

 

[Arkos]

now this bish is gone, can we post porn?

I secretly hide porn links in all my posts

 

[Arkos]

EVERY Time Nathan Drake Broke Something, Just By Touching It, but Every Time Nathan Drake Breaks Something, Just By Touching It, We're Number One Starts Looping in the Background

 

[sc0la]

I secretly hide porn links in all my posts

I see you /email...

 

[Izuna]

I think all sarcastic posts should have email tags in them, so if people take the bait they can be let in on the joke.

 

[sc0la]

I think all sarcastic posts should have email tags in them, so if people take the bait they can be let in on the joke.

I have done this before people either didn't see it, or claimed I edited it in after to not look stupid. I have since changed over to adding snark or sarcasm tags into edit reasons.

 

[MikeHattsu]

Natalie Portman "open" to returning to Star Wars franchise.

 

[Izuna]

I have done this before people either didn't see it, or claimed I edited it in after to not look stupid. I have since changed over to adding snark or sarcasm tags into edit reasons.

I dunno. People will miss the edit, and before you know it, you've derailed the thread with a troll post.

 

[Arkos]

Any experience living with one of your bear friends?

Terrisus hasn't had sex with his wife for 10 years

Daaaaaamn lol. The caged terrisus now flies free at least.

Sources: Natalie Portman "open" to "having sex" with "Arkos"

 

[Izuna]

UK: Scalebound outsold Horizon at launch

 

[bluethree]

Why we still got gorilla network adapters?

 

[Arkos]

Why we still got gorilla network adapters?

Checkmate atheists

 

[sc0la]

SO, I want to envelop Scotland.

 

[bluethree]

SO, I want to envelop Scotland.

A girl just pursued me on the street, asked me to get rid of my boss, and convinced me to take over Scotland

 

[Arkos]

How long to look at the sun?

 

[sc0la]

Why we still got gorilla network adapters?

This one is good bye 😊

 

[NateDog]

Am I being paranoid or did my friend fuck me?

 

[Regiruler]

I got eat in at Panera. I ordered a grilled cheese with mac and cheese, a fudge brownie, and a mango smoothie. About 2 minutes after the food comes to me, I realize the word KAIL is on the side of the smoothie. I recall giving them my name, was this supposed to be "Kyle"? In what universe is the name spelled like that? Is my pronunciation that poor?

 

[UFO]

New Reports Emerge That Russians May Have Hacked Mariah Careys' NYE Performance

I got eat in at Panera. I ordered a grilled cheese with mac and cheese, a fudge brownie, and a mango smoothie. About 2 minutes after the food comes to me, I realize the word KAIL is on the side of the smoothie. I recall giving them my name, was this supposed to be "Kyle"? In what universe is the name spelled like that? Is my pronunciation that poor?

If that ended with "should I go up and request they make my order again the the proper spelling?" it would be a normal GAF thread.

 

[NateDog]

Wendy's is now cold

 

[themagicalkitsune]

Matter to you will how good as a tablet the Switch is?

 

[Zombine]

Shit, I'm starting to get pubic hair.

 

[Browny]

Want to set up a Youtube livestream dogging cam.

 

[Zombine]

British girl sends message to Satan on a balloon, gets reply from Austrian fuhrer.

 

[NateDog]

SJW ploughs through comic book store

 

[Browny]

Smart homies - are we there yet?

 

[NateDog]

Is the answer to saving humanity really Mars bars?

 

[Arkos]

Wow so, for some reason on mobile it tells me that terrisus has 484 posts in this thread. So I was preparing a celebration post because some people are getting close to surpassing that. I noticed that NateDog wasn't showing up in the list for some reason, so I checked the top posters on desktop - and terrisus actually has like 1350 posts. Holy shit was that guy prolific. Truly a legend.

So I guess we'll have to wait a couple more years for my celebratory post. But in case you're wondering NateDog is in the lead

 

[NateDog]

Wow so, for some reason on mobile it tells me that terrisus has 484 posts in this thread. So I was preparing a celebration post because some people are getting close to surpassing that. I noticed that NateDog wasn't showing up in the list for some reason, so I checked the top posters on desktop - and terrisus actually has like 1350 posts. Holy shit was that guy prolific. Truly a legend.

So I guess we'll have to wait a couple more years for my celebratory post. But in case you're wondering NateDog is in the lead

Wow that's a big surprise, I have some pretty quiet weeks. Then again I've been posting here since the first week that it was up I think (or about that). I love you guys and this thread though, making parodies keeps me sane from most of the horribleness of the internet at times. I might have most posts in here since Terri but I've never been on the brink of being banned or made parody threads so in essence I'm not a real parodyer.

 

[MikeHattsu]

Worst fanfiction worlds to live in?

 

[NateDog]

Let's talk about arse fighting

Final Fantasy VII - An Oral Pie Chart [Polygon]

 

[bluethree]

Tinder: Clinton will never swipe right again

 

[NateDog]

Times where gaffers destoryed their post/thread with mispelling crap

"Big boobs can be defeated by sliding down chest"

 

[Morrigan Stark]

"Big boobs can be defeated by sliding down chest"

I honestly keep reading this every time...

 

[bluethree]

Incredibly disappointed in Batman. He's totally overrated and has divided city of Gotham so bad. Sad!

 

[Zombine]

Wow so, for some reason on mobile it tells me that terrisus has 484 posts in this thread. So I was preparing a celebration post because some people are getting close to surpassing that. I noticed that NateDog wasn't showing up in the list for some reason, so I checked the top posters on desktop - and terrisus actually has like 1350 posts. Holy shit was that guy prolific. Truly a legend.

So I guess we'll have to wait a couple more years for my celebratory post. But in case you're wondering NateDog is in the lead

He became one with the parody.

 

[Timeaisis]

“Big boobs can be defeated by sliding down stairs”

 

[Guevara]

Storks were probably the funniest animals I saw this year.

Just look at them