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[SmokinGunZ1981]

Oh no, it's a Dinokill thread, we won't get an update for a few hours now

Lol, exactly what I was thinking. I'll come back in a couple of days to see If any sort of update has happened.

 

[Nickle]

Poo on his window

 

[Wag]

 

[Air Zombie Meat]

Amazing how creative some of you are when it comes to shit.

 

[GreatestHits]

I don't get it, does Dinokill usually eat the shit and get sick for a few days? Or is it that he just follows the advice ITT and gets locked up for a bit? Does he have any known mental afflictions? Is he a card-carrying member of the NRA? NASA? Has anyone ever done this to him in space? What if a dog shits at the velocity of a....

 

[triplestation]

Bake a cake with the shit and give it to him

 

[zeemumu]

Put it on his porch with a note

 

[fanboi]

Is this the person?
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1271631&page=1

 

[stump sock]

I don't get it, does Dinokill usually eat the shit and get sick for a few days? Or is it that he just follows the advice ITT and gets locked up for a bit? Does he have any known mental afflictions? Is he a card-carrying member of the NRA? NASA? Has anyone ever done this to him in space? What if a dog shits at the velocity of a....

look, being a professional adulterer is hard work. he can't be on neogaf all day.

 

[Cepheus]

Put the poo in his letterbox. Or buy a box of chocolates, eat all the chocolates, put the poo in the box and give it to him as a gift.

 

[Khalifa Jayy]

You should collect a bunch of dog shit from around your city, then use it for fertilizer for tomatoes. After you a grow a bunch of tomatoes, you can give him a basket of them, ask him to take a big juicy bite, and then laugh in his face as he eats dog shit, once removed.

Best one so far 😂 😂 😂

 

[mhayes86]

What movie was it? Me, Myself, and Irene? Pop a squat in his front yard and shit on his lawn.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Could have been worse, OP..it could have been him shitting while you watched. Florida..am I right?

 

[righthandmouse]

Put it on his porch with a note

Make the note out of the shit. scribe it like Indiana jones.

 

[NoRéN]

"Hey neighbour, try to clean up your dog's poop."
"Oh, yeah sorry 'bout that."

*both tip their top hats*

No. Not doing anything and posting about it here is much better.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

 

[Wheatly]

Kill his entire family.

Well that escalated quickly

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Poo on his window

Or at least throw the dogs poop at his window.

 

[HawksWinStanley]

Smash it under the door handle of his car. Once you get shit under your fingernail you'll get the point real quick

 

[Wag]

Amazing how creative some of you are when it comes to shit.

Everybody's gotta have a hobby.

 

[adamsapple]

Kill his entire family.

 

[bjork]

Order him some of those shitbags that attach to a dog's asshole and then charge him for them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IrlhLF1c3k

 

[Reversed]

 

[Depths of Orion]

I worked at a shop for 5 years that shared a parking lot with another company. They had 4 really big dogs that for the most part were really nice.

However, they had a doberman that would walk across the parking lot and shit around our cars and bay doors. I told them multiple times about the problem but they never did anything.

Well, after stepping in dog shit one day I had enough. Anytime I found dog shit on our companies side I would scoop it up with a shovel and launch it at the side of their building.

Took probably a week of me bombarding their building with dog shit before they stopped letting their dogs walk around freely in the parking lot.

So... you know what to do.

 

[Spring-Loaded]

There were some idiots here who got banned after making a defence force for not picking up after their dogs.

Attach a bag holder to the leash and buy bags. That's all it takes, but some people are morons.

 

[Mr. Giggles]

Scoop it up, put it on his car.

Best advice I've heard all day

 

[Nose Master]

You should have said something when it happened. Being passive aggressive implies you'll just take it. Yelling at him during would have embarrassed him into never doing it again.

 

[iavi]

You should have said something when it happened. Being passive aggressive implies you'll just take it. Yelling at him during would have embarrassed him into never doing it again.

This.

Shoulda stopped it right then and there

 

[televator]

Smear it on his car door handle and apartment door knob.

 

[Kareha]

Rub your neighbours nose in it and tell him he's a bad boy, then hit him with a rolled up newspaper.

 

[xxracerxx]

This is how I picture OP looking while catching this happening.

 

[Luminaire]

Zip tie a harmonica to his dog so that whenever he walks his dog he gets confused by the noise.

 

[orthodoxy1095]

Yes, do this, but also write something deeply passive-aggressive. For example: "Dog shit belongs in the garbage bin, but I coudn't find one so your place will do."

Dying right now.

In seriousness, if you can't be bothered to pick up after your dog, you don't deserve to own one. Talk to him politely and ask him to stop. If he doesn't, I'd start taking other measures.

 

[Monochromaticx]

Yes, do this, but also write something deeply passive-aggressive. For example: "Dog shit belongs in the garbage bin, but I coudn't find one so your place will do."

yes!

 

[norm9]

Continue to do nothing.

 

[Basketball]

Continue to do nothing.

YEAH OP WHATCHOO GONNA DO BROTHER?

GROW SOME

 

[TheFlow]

If you couldn't say anything to your neighbor why are you telling us.

 

[ZackieChan]

You should have said something when it happened. Being passive aggressive implies you'll just take it. Yelling at him during would have embarrassed him into never doing it again.

He only confronts homeless people about minor infractions

 

[lostsupper]

Post about it on GAF, OP. That'll show him.

 

[Maximus.]

That is an asshole thing to do. You should confront him. Or pick the shit up and leave it on his door step.

 

[Jedi2016]

Well, if you "caught" him at it, why didn't you say anything right then and there? I sure as hell would have. And if he refused to do anything (highly likely in most scenarios), I would have told him I was reporting him for shit littering, so he's not surprised when he gets a nasty letter from the apartment management.

 

[TheFlow]

Well, if you "caught" him at it, why didn't you say anything right then and there? I sure as hell would have. And if he refused to do anything (highly likely in most scenarios), I would have told him I was reporting him for shit littering, so he's not surprised when he gets a nasty letter from the apartment management.

Op was scared mane

 

[Lamel]

The title alone made me crack up.

This is how I picture OP looking while catching this happening.

Lol.

 

[RoaringMdog]

Talk to him about it, if he refuses to pick it up or it happens again..bang his dog. Teach that thing a lesson it wont forget.

 

[commedieu]

Get a toothpick and put his name & apt # on a little piece of paper, wrap it around the toothpick.

Then kick down his door and shove it down his throat.

The poop is the diversion.

 

[brokenbeans]

Poop bag + 💩 + letter box = happy new year dick face 🕺🏻

 

[echoshifting]

Why did you let him walk away

I used to live in an apartment where this happened regularly, I would have paid cash money to catch the culprit red-handed

 

[Username1198]

Did you try telling him to clean it up??

Edit : a lot of fecal fetish up in here lol

Y'all gross

 

[Mineshaft_Gap]

Take the poop that's on the ground and put it inside your butthole because research has shown that poop that's been inside someone elses butthole and get transplanted into your butthole can have miraculous medicinal effects.

your neighbor is doing you a favor, OP

don't waste this opportunity.

read this: http://thepowerofpoop.com/epatients/fecal-transplant-instructions/ and this http://thefecaltransplantfoundation.org/what-is-fecal-transplant/

Just look how happy these people are

 

[KAP151]

Go and watch Me, Myself and Irene.

There's your answer.

Edit: Beaten multiple times.