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President of Iceland announces that he would ban pineapple as a pizza topping

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Isn't Iceland just, like, four people living in an igloo... huddled together for warmth?

Poor bugger probably doesn't even know what a pineapple is.
 
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I'm surprised to see so much anti-Ananas comosus. I think it adds an excellent flavor to a delicious pizza pie dish.
 
I'm not a huge fan of pineapple on pizza, but I wouldn't make it illegal. Now, coconut in candy/cookies, that needs to be illegal and those who do it need to be sent off to reeducation camps.

I'm not totally heartless though. If you like coconut, you'll be sent to a rehab clinic to wean you off of this terrible desire.
 
Vlaphor said:
I'm not a huge fan of pineapple on pizza, but I wouldn't make it illegal. Now, coconut in candy/cookies, that needs to be illegal and those who do it need to be sent off to reeducation camps.

I'm not totally heartless though. If you like coconut, you'll be sent to a rehab clinic to wean you off of this terrible desire.
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Also, also, those people have to watch as all their stuff is sold for pennies , and they HAVE to watch only "The Big Bang theory" for the rest of Their lives...

That'll learn em
 
Ordered two pizzas yesterday. One pepperoni and salami...the other sausage, pineapple, red onion and pepperoncini. Second one was WAY better than the first.

Anyone who doesn't put things like pineapple or shrimp or carnitas or clams or artichokes or potatoes on a pizza simply doesn't like food. That's fine for their life, I guess, but I'd hate to live like that.
 
samsveds said:
I'm glad that this thread eventually calmed down and everyone accepted that pineapple is a bad choice on a pizza. Bananas are next.
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Who puts bananas on pizza?

I've slowly turned my back on pineapple pizza, but now I don't have a go to topping since I usually don't eat pork and I don't like ground beef or chicken on pizza.
 
Metalingus5150 said:
Maybe ban that rotted shark!
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Yo, rotten shark is a rite of passage of becoming a man. What does pineapple have against that?

Owzers said:
Who puts bananas on pizza?

I've slowly turned my back on pineapple pizza, but now I don't have a go to topping since I usually don't eat pork and I don't like ground beef or chicken on pizza.
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These fruit-pizza lovers know no bounds. At first it's pineapple, then it's the banana and lastly strawberrys. Stop this madness at it roots - I say.
 
At least I live in America where I can have any goddamn topping on pizza I want. I will not hide my shame of loving Hawaiian pizza.
 
samsveds said:
Yo, rotten shark is a rite of passage of becoming a man. What does pineapple have against that?



These fruit-pizza lovers know no bounds. At first it's pineapple, then it's the banana and lastly strawberrys. Stop this madness at it roots - I say.
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I wasn't aware of how bad it's gotten.
 
Ham and pineapple is an amazing pizza combination, he can fuck right off. I don't want to hear this from the President of a country where people eat hakarl and smoked sheep's head. *snicker*
 
like.a.ser said:
Ham and pineapple is an amazing pizza combination, he can fuck right off. I don't want to hear this from the President of a country where people eat hakarl and smoked sheep's head. *snicker*
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You're not really that much better. Sure, hakarl and smoked sheep's head isn't great, but pineapple and ham on pizza is only a step or two above it.

And both are below something as base as deep-friend butter, European Struggle Sandwich, and $30 Italian meal.
 
Tremendously misguided. I thought I respected Iceland.

I'm a huge pizza snob but I'm not about to tell people what toping they can and can't have. Plus pineapple tastes fucking rad. If you're against pineapple I feel like you must be against everything but pepperoni. Otherwise you're a god damn hack. Fight me.
 
bounchfx said:
Tremendously misguided. I thought I respected Iceland.

I'm a huge pizza snob but I'm not about to tell people what toping they can and can't have. Plus pineapple tastes fucking rad. If you're against pineapple I feel like you must be against everything but pepperoni. Otherwise you're a god damn hack. Fight me.
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At least if we had plenty of pepperoni we'd have a bit more protein than you. You'd probably last longer in a fight if you squeezed the pineapple into our eyes than if you'd been eating it.

If I had a dime for every time pineapple was acceptable on pizza I'd have as many dimes as I want pineapple on pizza: zero.
 
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