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[MetroidPrimeRib]

jeff sessions retire bitch

 

[nomster]

Here comes a new immigration order to distract

 

[BlastProcessing]

Yoooo I got this wonderful feeling Trumps Tax returns will be the coup de grâce a year out from now. Its a separate issue to this, although linked but man. It feels like this is where we're going, upstream. All the smoke will become so stiffling that the GOP wont be able to knock down motions to get his tax history out there.

I just realized that there is totally going to be a Supreme Court case about releasing Trump's taxes, isn't there. That should be interesting.

 

[Fancyarcher]

Hollywood is desperately fapping to the thought of the movies they'll be making regarding this administration.

I'm hoping if they do make a film, it's good enough to win best picture. This shit writes itself.

 

[UberTag]

Stage 1: No communications with the Russians took place.
Stage 2: Some communications took place but nothing of import was discussed.
Stage 3: Important things were discussed, but so what? Maybe that's even a good thing!
Stage 4: Oh shit.

Looks like we're in Stage 2, moving towards Stage 3.

At least their routine is getting predictable now.

 

[BronsonLee]

Sure but the humiliation this will borne will be just as worthwhile.

An American(Trump) turned spy for Russia, together captured the Whitehouse.

An almost successful decapitation of American influence over Russian affairs with no blood spilt.

And if it doesn't work out the humiliation and prestige is just fine for them too.

Look at it this way, if it turns out more and more stuff comes out and Trump gets impeached, whoever pops in after him is going to come down on Russia like a ton of bricks

It's like tripping someone and laughing at them only to turn around to get punched in the face by their friend, only except it's with the US military

 

[WedgeX]

Did that dumb fuck really think we wouldn't find out?

Hubris gets them all, in the end.

 

[Cagey]

Sure but the humiliation this will borne will be just as worthwhile.

An American(Trump) turned spy for Russia, together captured the Whitehouse.

An almost successful decapitation of American influence over Russian affairs with no blood spilt.

And if it doesn't work out the humiliation and prestige is just fine for them too.

The Russian oligarchy-mafia would much rather have their immense cut of the half trillion in oil deals they're trying to push through with sanctions removed and Crimea all theirs than the glee of humiliating the US.

 

[this_guy]

Russia's biggest weakness in the spy game is that they're too good.

 

[RoKKeR]

Van Jones you dipshit that stupid line just ruined your career and it serves you right.

What did he say? I missed this – I like Van.

 

[Blader]

So how long did this Trump reset last? 24 hours?

 

[Gutek]

lol - Sessions met with the Russians IN HIS OFFICE.

Just reported by CNN.

 

[GameAddict411]

So how long did this Trump reset last? 24 hours?

OMFG

edit: he must have had amnesia not to remember this contact.

 

[FTF]

lol - Sessions met with the Russians IN HIS OFFICE.

Just reported by CNN.

LOOOOL

 

[Davide]

Jeffrey Toobin on CNN saying he's eligible to go to prison.

 

[Plasticine]

https://twitter.com/JohnJHarwood/status/837137235908657154

The Administration just admitted Sessions talked to the Russian ambassador about the election. They're so incompetent.

"Sure Bob Haldeman and the President talked about the CIA, FBI and the Watergate break in. But there wasn't any substance to their conversation."

 

[wandering]

Other outlets reporting:

PBS Newshour

The Guardian

CNN

Politico

 

[kris.]

lol - Sessions met with the Russians IN HIS OFFICE.

Just reported by CNN.

hahahahahahahahaha this stupid motherfucker. oh my god.

 

[ClayKavalier]

Did that dumb fuck really think we wouldn't find out?

More likely that people would be too preoccupied with Trump's agenda or too divided over fake news allegations to care much. Remains to be seen whether this turns out to be a correct assumption.

 

[sunshine and gasoline]

lol - Sessions met with the Russians IN HIS OFFICE.

Just reported by CNN.

 

[Drkirby]

trump gonna just play dumb...blame someone else/obama.

Its clearly Sessions fault for lying to him! Oh, but he is still a great, respectful man, and the media should feel ashamed for how they treated him!

 

[KernelPanic]

Jeffrey Toobin on CNN saying he's eligible to go to prison.

Luckily he's been spending all that time building up the private prison system.

 

[Dead Prince]

lol - Sessions met with the Russians IN HIS OFFICE.

Just reported by CNN.

I'm sure he didn't know he was Russian.

Session - are you Russian
Kislak - no *waves Russian flag*
Session - sounds good to me

 

[BronsonLee]

lol - Sessions met with the Russians IN HIS OFFICE.

Just reported by CNN.

OH BOY

His ass is totally gone isn't it

 

[Stinkles]

What did he say? I missed this – I like Van.

http://thehill.com/homenews/adminis...s-honoring-of-widow-of-navy-seal-trump-became

 

[Ziltoidia 9]

So CNN is still live? I'm watching it now and couldn't tell if they were rebroadcasting or not.

 

[WedgeX]

Jeffrey Toobin on CNN saying he's eligible to go to prison.

Goodness.

 

[Durden77]

If he resigns, this will be the THIRD major player on Trump's team to be forced to drop out for ties to Russia.

THIRD.

What the FUCK

 

[btrboyev]

that awkward realization that trumps cabinet is full of russian sleeper agents

Well, we have one who is and has been at the forefront and not a secret. A friend to Russia no less.

 

[royalan]

What did he say? I missed this – I like Van.

TONIGHT TRUMP BECAME THE PRESIDENT. PERIOD!

HE'LL HAVE 8 YEARS

WHAT HE DID UP THERE WAS THE MOST EXTRAORDINARY THING WE'VE SEEN IN POLITICS.


These are actual quotes.

 

[Davide]

White House calling this just the latest attack by Democrats.

 

[Aaronology]

lol - Sessions met with the Russians IN HIS OFFICE.

Just reported by CNN.

Aye. A private meeting in his office. Hilarious.

 

[whyamihere]

lol - Sessions met with the Russians IN HIS OFFICE.

Just reported by CNN.

what?!

 

[Boke1879]

LMAOOOOOOOO

 

[Frustrated_me]

Just imagine for a second, just for a split second the Obama administration did this.

The fuckery from the Tea Party... Pfft.

 

[Officerrob]

It's so fucking funny though.

Trump delayed signing the new travel ban so he could literally bask in all the praise the media was giving him for his speech last night.

Then this story drops. You know what's going to be the talk of the town tomorrow. and it's going to piss him off.

The intelligence community wasn't having any of it

 

[TheLostBigBoss]

There must be some type of over/under on the number of cabinet who resign during this administration

 

[Wanda/Wander]

Jeffrey Toobin on CNN saying he's eligible to go to prison.

 

[superdeluxe]

Look at it this way, if it turns out more and more stuff comes out and Trump gets impeached, whoever pops in after him is going to come down on Russia like a ton of bricks

It's like tripping someone and laughing at them only to turn around to get punched in the face by their friend, only except it's with the US military

People have complained that the sanctions didn't go far enough, freeze more assets of Putin's ogliarch friends

 

[IceBringer]

Hoooooooly shit

 

[Spider from Mars]

White House is doubling down!

 

[BlueTsunami]

http://thehill.com/homenews/adminis...s-honoring-of-widow-of-navy-seal-trump-became

When political theater goes wrong. The dems were respectfully at a 5, Van Jones cranked that shit to 11.

 

[btrboyev]

If he resigns, this will be the THIRD major player on Trump's team to be forced to drop out for ties to Russia.

THIRD.

What the FUCK

Fourth actually

 

[the_firewithin]

lol - Sessions met with the Russians IN HIS OFFICE.

Just reported by CNN.

Haha oh wow

 

[Holmes]

But did Pence know????

 

[Will the Thrill]

TONIGHT TRUMP BECAME THE PRESIDENT. PERIOD!

HE'LL HAVE 8 YEARS

WHAT HE DID UP THERE WAS THE MOST EXTRAORDINARY THING WE'VE SEEN IN POLITICS.


These are actual quotes.

Holy shit wtf Van? I had only seen the first one going around on twitter :/

----

Anyway, if anything is gonna bring sessions down this is it.

 

[Pryce]

There's no chance Sessions will survive this. Democrats (Pelosi released a statement) are already going after him and it will be front page news tomorrow.

Bye Felicia. Hope you like jail.

 

[Drkirby]

lol - Sessions met with the Russians IN HIS OFFICE.

Just reported by CNN.

Was that with the guy who turned out to be the Russian Spymaster of DC?

 

[Intheflorsh]

White House is doubling down!

Like how they doubled down right before Flynn resigned?

 

[Ziltoidia 9]

White house just confirmed he met with them, just saying that it was for the armed services committee.