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[TheGameshark]

https://my.mixtape.moe/meplxn.mp4

Holy fucking shit, this thread is amazing

 

[TetraGenesis]

Those eyes say it all

Even something as simple as her makeup...

Like, who is the art director for this game??

 

[Alo0oy]

man, remember when we talk about how bad the facial animation in Horizon Zero Dawn is? looks like oscar worthy acting compare to this

That's because people were comparing Horizon to mo-capped linear games, Horizon still has the best facial animations in any open world RPG.

 

[PK Gaming]

This is already one of my favorite threads ever. Please don't let it die. Lmao

It's looking like the spirtual successor to the Fifa glitch thread

 

[Lime]

Those eyes say it all

Even something as simple as her makeup...

Like, who is the art director for this game??

 

[TetraGenesis]

That's because people were comparing Horizon to mo-capped linear games, Horizon still has the best facial animations in any open world RPG.

I think Witcher 3's facial animations still have it beat but they're certainly comparable. Unlike Andromeda. Sheesh.

I feel so bad for the developers right now. They are just waiting for the other shoe to drop Monday. Probably a number of them are reading this very thread, heartbroken, really wishing all their hard work had paid off and would be appreciated.

 

[KingdomHeartsFan]

I knew a thread like this would pop up sooner or later.

 

[Zabka]

On the bright side the devs could make one hell of a Chucky game.

 

[TetraGenesis]

I hate how accurate this is, hahahaha.

 

[watershed]

This game is gonna kill me. Somehow, the improved tech makes everything even funnier than any Mass Effect before it. Andromeda has already given me so much laughter and I don't even have to play the game.

 

[Twilight Gap]

https://my.mixtape.moe/meplxn.mp4

 

[hurricanes]

This thread is killing me!

 

[Wanderer5]

https://my.mixtape.moe/meplxn.mp4

Can't fucking breathe, holy shit.XD

 

[Angelus Errare]

 

[guybrushfreeman]

https://my.mixtape.moe/meplxn.mp4

Haha beautiful

 

[CaviarMeths]

https://my.mixtape.moe/meplxn.mp4

This thread is killing me.

 

[Phreak47]

Even something as simple as her makeup...

Like, who is the art director for this game??

By the looks of it, the FIFA '96 team

 

[themagicalkitsune]

Did they model their running animation on john lennon?

 

[Nielm]

Par for the course.

Damn..this actually looks good in comparison now.

 

[XANDER CAGE]

i seriously cannot wait until someone playing this game early gets to the banging

 

[AlexFlame116]

No way. This can't all be real! That bad???

 

[Pixieking]

I think Witcher 3's facial animations still have it beat but they're certainly comparable. Unlike Andromeda. Sheesh.

I feel so bad for the developers right now. They are just waiting for the other shoe to drop Monday. Probably a number of them are reading this very thread, heartbroken, really wishing all their hard work had paid off and would be appreciated.

Yeah, no-one goes out of their way to create bad work that's instantly mocked. You've got to figure that senior staff (both within BioWare and EA) are at least partly to blame - no company should push stuff like this out and just let the rank-and-file employees take a beating.

This thread is both incredibly funny, and incredibly depressing.

 

[A-V-B]

i seriously cannot wait until someone playing this game early gets to the banging

 

[Affeinvasion]

i seriously cannot wait until someone playing this game early gets to the banging

Cthonic horrors await.

 

[Alo0oy]

I think Witcher 3's facial animations still have it beat but they're certainly comparable. Unlike Andromeda. Sheesh.

I feel so bad for the developers right now. They are just waiting for the other shoe to drop Monday. Probably a number of them are reading this very thread, heartbroken, really wishing all their hard work had paid off and would be appreciated.

Have you played TW3 recently?

 

[Basileus777]

This thread is blowing my mind a little. And these are all real? Is this just a small sample in an otherwise okay game?

I watched a 2.5 hour long stream and the horrible animations were a constant.

 

[Phreak47]

Did they model their running animation on john lennon?

Watch out now, take care
Beware of soft shoe shufflers
Dancing down the sidewalks

 

[Error]

This game had to have been rushed or gone through some kind of dev hell. I refuse to believe even Bioware would allow this level of jank to be in a game under normal circumstances.

Looks like a game that needed at least one year and half more in the oven.

 

[Rorschach]

Hahahaha me too. It was clear it was happening but he was trying to focus the camera elsewhere. I wonder if it was an embargo thing? Either way, good stuff.

This thread is pure gold.

Moneyhats?

 

[Spine_Ripper]

The stairs and femryder farting...my sides.

So disappointing, yet so goddamn hilarious.

https://my.mixtape.moe/meplxn.mp4

Holy shit I'm dying right now. Thread has officially delivered.

 

[EroticSushi]

https://my.mixtape.moe/meplxn.mp4

me right now holy shit

 

[trejo]

No no no OP what are you doing?! Don't you know that if you disparage or express feelings of negativity or caution of any kind towards this game you're feeding into the culture of hate and negativity that is pervading this forum? You're supposed to take Shinobi's impressions thread as gospel and rush out to your nearest storefront or website of choice and pre-order ASAP while basking in the sweet afterglow of blind hype!

 

[gordon1470]

i seriously cannot wait until someone playing this game early gets to the banging

Agreed. Hopefully at least one romance is possible in the EA Access thing coming out soon.

 

[TheRedSnifit]

https://my.mixtape.moe/meplxn.mp4

 

[TheGameshark]

Looks like a game that needed at least one year and half more in the oven.

Yup, definitely not a game that should be going to market right now

 

[Lime]

wow perfect response :lol

 

[Caboose]

i seriously cannot wait until someone playing this game early gets to the banging

Eh that'll probably be mocapped, so less potential for hilarity.

 

[BRSxIgnition]

Watching the reviews for this is gonna be fun.

 

[doemaaan]

LMFAO

 

[GravityInsanity]

Watching the reviews for this is gonna be fun.

Yeah, I think I'm going to wait for reviews on this one.

 

[bobawesome]

All jokes aside, is it fair to say this actually looks like some of the best facial animation so far? It's just there's no context for what's happening so it looks silly.

Ryder is growing on me. She's cute in a homely girl-next-door you've known for years kinda way.

 

[opticalmace]

https://my.mixtape.moe/meplxn.mp4

Holy shit my wife and I almost died. :lol

 

[pbayne]

Was this posted before?

Check it out, I've seen it on Twitter. It's majestic.

lol whats up with her mad coked out eyes. She looks so manic.

This thread is gold.

 

[Creaking]

Ryder is growing on me. She's cute in a homely girl-next-door you've known for years kinda way.

Homely next-door android with rudimentary facial muscle motors.

 

[DirtyManos]

https://my.mixtape.moe/meplxn.mp4

 

[Pixieking]

Ryder is growing on me. She's cute in a homely girl-next-door you've known for years kinda way.

This made me realise my issue with FemRyder...

She looks wayyyyyyyyy too young. Like, I see her face, and I think "not even out of High School".

Which may be what they're aiming for? But if so, then I won't ever be touching this game, because that feels way too skeevy.

 

[D_prOdigy]

Ryder is growing on me. She's cute in a homely girl-next-door you've known for years kinda way.

But we haven't seen her since the Petersons down the road went missing.

 

[Helscream]

Fuck, sorry, I didn't mean to post a SunhiLegend gif from Horizon: Zero Dawn available now for the PS4 and PS4 Pro.

iseewhatyoudidthere.jpeg

 

[Mutant]

Yeah, I don't know how a mediocre Bioware game is going to fare in this day and age.

 

[Mifec]

The polishing one is killing me

That episode had me dying. Atlanta is so fucking good.