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I'm pretty sure you see a flash of humanoid movement in Peter's eyes when he says he can see Eternity.
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They should have made Ego more...disconnected? Like he didn't fully understand humans I guess, so that he could have delivered the line about killing Peter's mom like he really didn't understand how big of a deal it was. As it stood though, Ego seemed to understand humans perfectly fine and probably knew what kind of reaction Peter would have.
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I don't much like Groot, but the only scene I disliked was the opening dance number. After that I enjoyed how he was used. Perhaps you dislike him to such a degree that a proportional amount of groot (compared to the other characters) feels like oversaturation?Definitely disappointing.
It went from an action/comedy to a straight comedy with a few action pieces added in.
The entire movie was jokes, most of which weren't good (though admittedly I did get a few laughs in) and there was waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much Groot oversaturation.
They went full-on memes and fan service with this movie and not in a good way. It came off as trying way too hard but I know reddit and imgur and tumblr are going to eat it up and they'll keep going for that cringeworthy aesthetic in the future.
It wasn't a bad movie, but it wasn't good either.
The first was far better.
I want Alexander Skarsgard as Adam Warlock and I also want him to start out as Magus with a white Afro.
And even the first job is not really shown because they wanted to have groot dance on screen
I don't much like Groot, but the only scene I disliked was the opening dance number. After that I enjoyed how he was used. Perhaps you dislike him to such a degree that a proportional amount of groot (compared to the other characters) feels like oversaturation?
I wasn't really a fan of Groot in the first movie but that was because I didn't really have much reason to care about the talking-tree-who-only-says-one-thing when there were better characters like Rocket and Drax to hold my interest. Despite that though, he actually had some good scenes in the first movie and proved to be a competent, even brutal fighter.
Then baby groot happened and he became an idiot, and there's even less reason to care about him.
Child = idiot. Got it.
And yet he understands english and can properly verbalize the word freakin, except not freakin.Baby Groot is 4 months old.
Yeah, it was a great way to do an action set-piece in a way that avoided being a generic action set-piece.Aloof is probably the better word.
I thought Gunn sidestepped what i'd imagined to be a fairly rote battle against against not Shuma-Gorath with the Groot stuff. I mostly looked at the shit going down behind the foreground though, some great actiony stuff there. Almost made me miss 3D.
I understand why you dislike him - it's a type of character (cute but dumb... maybe like Joey on friends?I wasn't really a fan of Groot in the first movie but that was because I didn't really have much reason to care about the talking-tree-who-only-says-one-thing when there were better characters like Rocket and Drax to hold my interest. Despite that though, he actually had some good scenes in the first movie and proved to be a competent, even brutal fighter.
Then baby groot happened and he became an idiot, and there's even less reason to care about him.
Yes he is. The first movie repeatedly references how promiscuous he is with female aliens (the "Jackson Pollock Painting" joke is the most obvious example but really it's everywhere all over the movie) which is reinforced by him flirting with the Gold lady, but Gamora being there causes him to knock it off when she gives him the "I'll kill you" look. Sure, he chose to settle down with her, but if she wasn't around and/or had she not been in the vicinity you can be sure it would have gone further. Maybe not all the way, but further than it did, for sure.
He's definitely still obscene though, he directly admits he'd "create some fucked-up shit" using his god powers and that's just one example of many throughout both movies. He's not malicious about it or anything, but he is definitely obscene with his humor and thoughts.
You aren't necessarily wrong, but it wasn't done very well. In the original movie I felt that Rocket was a well-rounded character who even though he was a raccoon had a lot of potential and backstory to go into. This movie just has him kind of moping around a lot and pushing people away and while they do make some allusions to the scientists that caused him to be that way, there would have been infinitely more payoff had they actually done flashback scenes showing what caused him to become so angry or in some way had Rocket be able to strike back at the people who experimented on him or use his skills to overcome his issues or something.
Instead it's just kind of "you push people away, stop that" and he's like "oh i do, huh" and ...that's really about it.
There wasn't much of a payoff with his conflicts with Quill throughout the movie either, they just kind of stopped arguing.
That's the problem, Drax's only real scene of any substance in this movie was the one where Mantis felt his sadness for his family. I just remembered the scene where he flies behind the ship with the gun and that was kind of cool, but it still felt like a waste of potential overall. During the opening fight where there WAS hand-to-hand going on they could have at least had him do some cool brutal warrior stuff to take down the enemy but they reserved that for Gamora instead since he took the comedy option. I feel like it would have been better to have Gamora's big scenes be the fights with her sister nd Drax could have been given the kill on the big bad at the beginning to balance it out a bit, but instead they make him look like an idiot for laughs. You do have a point in that there wasn't much hand-to-hand going on but they could have tried to maximize it where possible, y'know?
Otherwise it was just HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I MADE A FUNNY and when it worked it worked well, but when it didn't it fell hard.
What do you really even want me to say that hasn't been already said? They wasted too much time on Groot-centric scenes because he was the popular character from the first movie. It was 100% pandering. "But it was only three scenes!" Yeah and they were all long and had no real overall substance to the story and were only set up for laughs.
Groot was mostly a joke character in the original as well but still managed to have legitimate characterization which wasn't present in this movie. They made him worse and turned him into a moron.
It absolutely does. The movie only has X amount of screen time and X amount of budget. The more time they dedicate to shoehorning in jokes as opposed to giving the characters actual characterization, the less time there is for this characterization to take place, meaning it'll hen have to be squeezed into future movies.
I have no problem with the movie having jokes, nor do I have any problem with comedies; as I said before, I greatly enjoyed GotG1. What bothered me is that the movie came across as though they specifically tried to fit in as many jokes as possible, often to the detriment of everything else that was going on.
I feel that the comparison I made to Portal 2 was pretty apt: Had the game spent most of its script making callbacks to cake jokes it'd be boring and annoying, but instead it went to do new things and made its own jokes and references (see: Potato memes). GotG2 on the other hand feels like it tried to rehash what GotG1 created while upping the percentage of it as far as possible, as opposed to building on the base that the first movie created with its own original stuff.
Yeah, because children are incapable of telling one button apart from another or following a direction like "open the drawer and get my fin out" resulting in totally hilarious hijinks of them bringing everything EXCEPT your fin from the drawer!
Those darn kids!
And yet he understands english and can properly verbalize the word freakin, except not freakin.
Him "being 4 months old" isn't really an excuse.
Either he's a baby and acts like a baby with all that comes with that, such as not understanding words, or walking, or doing anything, or he isn't a baby and has some kind of deficiency.
The worst part about li'l Groot for me was that the first trailer kinda blew the button-gag. Would've floored me proper if i had'nt seen it before.
And yet he understands english and can properly verbalize the word freakin, except not freakin.
Him "being 4 months old" isn't really an excuse.
Either he's a baby and acts like a baby with all that comes with that, such as not understanding words, or walking, or doing anything, or he isn't a baby and has some kind of deficiency.
Ya'll arguing about the mental capabilities of a sentient tree. This fucking website. 🙃🙃🙃
Groot has always been a lovable idiot though. He spent his introductory scene in GotG 1 drinking fountain water instead of listening to Rocket.
Im glad I didn't watch any trailer lol
With a few of the characters calling Rocket a fox, I was expecting a montage of him fucking shit up to the tune of "Fox on the Run" and I never got it.
Was the song even in the movie? I don't remember hearing it.
One thing that didn't make sense to me was why Peter's father chose to tell him about putting the tumor in his moms head. I enjoyed the reaction, certainly, but it felt needless and stupid for Ego to do. Anything I'm missing?
One thing that didn't make sense to me was why Peter's father chose to tell him about putting the tumor in his moms head. I enjoyed the reaction, certainly, but it felt needless and stupid for Ego to do. Anything I'm missing?
(Sorry if this has already been asked like 17 times).
I'm pretty sure you see a flash of humanoid movement in Peter's eyes when he says he can see Eternity.
Ego was a bit contrived and the final battle was just as bad, the dude is a celestial and manifested a human form.... who cares if you beat the crap out of the human form. Have to believe he "allowed" himself to lose, right?
EIther way, it was fun I just question some of the decisions made.
It's another element of his self-centered characterization. Ego is so full of himself that he thinks that simply explaining his plan should make sense to everyone as the best thing to do. Especially since he sees his children as worthless as anything except as extensions to his own power. This is part of the reason why he spends the fight not understanding why Peter is resisting. In his mind, this is Peter's purpose and being part of Ego, he should just get it and nothing else should matter.
I thought Ego was a weak villain in terms of motivation. What's the point of making a planet into your own essence when it isn't supposed to have other lifeforms on it?
Say he did accomplish all that. Okay. Now what? You're supposed to be alone in the universe with every planet being part of you? What is in the purpose in that?
What's the difference between being alone by yourself without having any planet being part of you and being alone by yourself with other planets being part of you? Nothing really.
I'm pretty sure you see a flash of humanoid movement in Peter's eyes when he says he can see Eternity.
Nerds are the literal worst when it comes to movie criticism. Focusing on details that don't matter.
His...his name is Ego. His motivation is in his nameI thought Ego was a weak villain in terms of motivation. What's the point of making a planet into your own essence when it isn't supposed to have other lifeforms on it?
Say he did accomplish all that. Okay. Now what? You're supposed to be alone in the universe with every planet being part of you? What is in the purpose in that?
What's the difference between being alone by yourself without having any planet being part of you and being alone by yourself with other planets being part of you? Nothing really.
I just realized the Guardians are kinda similar to the Bebop crew. Outcasts and loners who come together and fuck around trying to outrun their insecurities.
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Lol nofor real?
Nerds are the literal worst when it comes to movie criticism. Focusing on details that don't matter.
Lol no
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