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The Purity Test

Melon

Melon

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Alright you degenerates let's see how impure you are. Also please, for the love of God, just say the percentage -- I don't want to know all the nasty shit you've done. The lower your score the more of a walking dumpster fire you are. Also, one more thing......try not to bully people too much about their scores. I'm all for minor bullying, but just don't take it too far kthx.

Anyway here's the link


My score/percentage was....DRUM-ROLL PLEASE







23
 
54
Going into this I was like "huehue I'm not pure at all" ....I realize now I'm not as bad as I thought lmfao
Think a lot of the reason it's so high is I've only been with the BF and I don't drink/smoke/etc o.o
also LOL at question "69:?"
 
29. I checked off almost everything except the jail stuff and more of the crazy things at the bottom.
 
Damage Inc said:
I can proudly say I ain't checking that box. Now if there was a box asking if animals have watched me have sex then sure.
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I remember a time when I was talking to a friend of mine about another friend confessing to me that he likes getting pegged. This must have been like 2007ish. My mom over heard a bit of it and asked what it was that was so weird that he did. Then she got real quiet and asked if he has sex with animals and me and my friend just busted out laughing. We were in a McDonald's at the time and we got some funny looks.

Good times.

I've never had sex with an animal in the room, it's too weird to me.
 
kingbean said:
I remember a time when I was talking to a friend of mine about another friend confessing to me that he likes getting pegged. This must have been like 2007ish. My mom over heard a bit of it and asked what it was that was so weird that he did. Then she got real quiet and asked if he has sex with animals and me and my friend just busted out laughing. We were in a McDonald's at the time and we got some funny looks.

Good times.

I've never had sex with an animal in the room, it's too weird to me.
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Yeah. Some people have weird kinks. No one needs to mess with an animal tho.

And yeah I've had dogs and cats watch and even jump on the bed to sleep. I'm always like dude. Gtfo.
 
I demand a recount
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Your score:
24

Damn... guess i've done some pretty wild things.
No regrets!!...

(well ok maybe a couple of regrets)
 
Halo is Dead said:
bro you never even mastubated?
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Honestly, something went wrong submitting and so I just said a 100 and didn't get around to taking it again ..

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I've done some DDDDDDDDDUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBB shit before so I have to say I'm impressed I made it to 40 without getting an STD and only getting my jawbroken and stabbed once (to be fair they happened at the same time so they should't even count!)
 
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