ForAcademicPurposes
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It;s kind of alarming that I score the highest of everyone here.l That's all I know.
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What's Your Purity Score?
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tommib
Banned
notjeffgoldblum
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24.3.
Audibly chuckled at question 69
Audibly chuckled at question 69
ForAcademicPurposes
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Respekt7 unspeakable acts!?
ForAcademicPurposes
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Higher means you earn more money and less fucks given. Also, you get to cuss out any of your coworkers at any given time.
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
Bro do you even leave your house how do you not get at least a stray handy here and thereBrethren of GAF, I think I let you all down. But I promise that I am a good person in general. I am Robin hood of the 21 century.
Low = sinner
High = saint
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ForAcademicPurposes
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Everyday and I help people like a Bicentennial man.
I don't even know know that the means. No disrespect.
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
Go to a bar, don't be a weirdo. Repeat until HJ.
NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt
Biggest Trails Stan
IntentionalPun
Ask me about my wife's perfect butthole
It’s a funny test. I’m less of a degenerate because I could afford a lawyer to avoid convictions for my crimes.
Jesus approves.
Jesus approves.
Grildon Tundy
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According to this test, murder is less immoral than holding hands so long as you don't get convicted.
Ah, beaten to the punch by IntentionalPun.
Ah, beaten to the punch by IntentionalPun.
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tommib
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jufonuk
not tag worthy
Shake Your Rump
Banned
You are either lying, or you are an asexual Asian dude living with your parents.
IDKFA
I am Become Bilbo Baggins
7 unspeakable acts!?
Here is a taste of my youth
Post in thread '20 Years since Outkast dropped Speakerboxxx/The Love Below' https://www.neogaf.com/threads/20-y...erboxxx-the-love-below.1661528/post-268439834
John Bilbo
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near
Gold Member
"...snorting coke of some dudes bellend and then banging his girlfriend into oblivion..."
This must be 1/7 of the unspeakable acts.
jufonuk
not tag worthy
Change your name to mildly misbehaving blue
badblue
Gold Member
IDKFA
I am Become Bilbo Baggins
"...snorting coke of some dudes bellend and then banging his girlfriend into oblivion..."
This must be 1/7 of the unspeakable acts.
It is.
We shall not speak of the others.
j0hnnix
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jufonuk
not tag worthy
anthony2690
Member
My man couldn't parry that banAs a 27 year old kissless virgin, the questions there are making me feel fucking miserable, so I will just leave the thread...
Lot of lucky guys on here...
Rockondevil
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YukiOnna
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Heimdall_Xtreme
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They are values that I acquired
ForAcademicPurposes
Member
I go to bar I run the risk off somebody chopping off my wiener schnitzel.
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FunkMiller
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Desperately wanted to beat
Maiden Voyage
, but haven't fucked a barnyard animal yet, unfortunately Also, how much of a dozy cunt do you have to be to drive 100 miles just for a fuck?
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Maiden Voyage
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Good sex is worth a road trip imo
Ovek
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The Pleasure
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This topic is the Gunther song
poodaddy
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So the only way to have a high score at this seems to be having no real life. If you've ever had a fruitful sex life then that automatically ticks tons of the boxes, which is a bit ridiculous.
Essentially, everyone who has procreated will be low, and everyone with a body pillow will be convinced that they're "pure" despite spilling copious seed on anime statues....
Essentially, everyone who has procreated will be low, and everyone with a body pillow will be convinced that they're "pure" despite spilling copious seed on anime statues....
