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[Melon]

i am drunk again and i want yu to mnow that i love you all and thanks for being such a pistyive inmpact ij my life. ok thax

 

[John Day]

WE LOVE YOU TOOOO!!!! YOU ARE CORE GAF!!!!!

AND YES, IM DRUNK TOO!!!!

 

[thief183]

Damn, gotta love the feelings when you are drunk...

 

[Ailynn]

Much love to you, and everyone else! ❤

 

[Melon]

tjhank you guys fr chaning my life for the bstter

 

[haxan7]

How do we know this is really Melon posting?

Did someone take over your computer... oh my god... what have you done to Melon?! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HER?!?!

 

[PSYGN]

np

 

[Kagey K]

Melon is smashed

 

[Xaero Gravity]

Why does your autocorrect stop working when you drink?

 

[Kagey K]

Why does your autocorrect stop working when you drink?

Tends to be that the person correcting the autocorrect stops working once alcohol is involved. 9 times out of 10 autocorrect fucks up what I'm trying to actually say.

 

[NYR]

Why does your autocorrect stop working when you drink?

lol busted

 

[Kagey K]

@slugbahr Thanks for the gold. Just know that it's not necessary. I've seen enough of the pattern now to know it's you.

I appreciate it, but you don't have to do it. I love you either way.

 

[Xaero Gravity]

@slugbahr Thanks for the gold. Just know that it's not necessary. I've seen enough of the pattern now to know it's you.

I appreciate it, but you don't have to do it. I love you either way.

You're a thot now too

 

[slugbahr]

I, for one, am shocked, shocked i tell you, to hear that melon is drunk. Drunk I tell you!
Shocked!

Also....2rfy3fh qieh2 29fhe2!!

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Ok

 

[triplestation]

if you lick the back of your hand and wait 10 seconds it smells sour

 

[slugbahr]

@slugbahr Thanks for the gold. Just know that it's not necessary. I've seen enough of the pattern now to know it's you.

I appreciate it, but you don't have to do it. I love you either way.

Accusations are not evidence!

#narf

 

[Kagey K]

Accusations are not evidence!

#narf

Goddammit I was sure that was going to hold up, it was rock solid.

 

[slugbahr]

Goddammit I was sure that was going to hold up, it was rock solid.

Your plans always seem to fail just at the final hurdle.

Oh well, there's always tomorrow night.

 

[Kagey K]

Your plans always seem to fail just at the final hurdle.

Oh well, there's always tomorrow night.

Same thing we do every night.....

 

[Ownage]

 

[-Arcadia-]

Same thing we do every night.....

The most unfortunate post combination ever.

 

[Kagey K]

The most unfortunate post combination ever.

Lmfao. Could you imagine the permanent damage that could be done there.

 

[haxan7]

Lmfao. Could you imagine the permanent damage that could be done there.

I don't have to imagine it, I live it every day

 

[Kagey K]

I don't have to imagine it, I live it every day

Are you OK? At first I thought the post was funny, then I wondered if you were serious.

Tell me it's funny, or PM me if it's not.

 

[Melon]

Aim going to slepx I love I all and hope ou hav a good day or jigthz. Thanks for ebruting

 

[Kagey K]

Aim going to slepx I love I all and hope ou hav a good day or jigthz. Thanks for ebruting

Sweet dreams. Enjoy your night.

 

[Bioshot]

I'm high as a jetliner in the sky but I love you too

 

[Kagey K]

I'm high as a jetliner in the sky but I love you too

Everyone needs more love. There is too much hate out there.


That ones for you.

 

[haxan7]

Are you OK? At first I thought the post was funny, then I wondered if you were serious.

Tell me it's funny, or PM me if it's not.

 

[Kagey K]

Oh god that answers nothing.

Thanks for all the mixed signals.

 

[haxan7]

Oh god that answers nothing.

Thanks for all the mixed signals.

Half the time I just post the first thing that pops in my mind. I don't even know if there's a meaning or not

 

[Papa]

I have a theory that Felon makes these drunk threads to farm gold subs from simps

 

[Bioshot]

Everyone needs more love. There is too much hate out there.


That ones for you.

Thank you that means a lot. I've actually been having a crappy month.

 

[Yoshi]

I have a theory that Felon makes these drunk threads to farm gold subs from simps

Why so much effort though, couldn't she just write "brap, shower me in gold"?

 

[slugbahr]

I have a theory that Felon makes these drunk threads to farm gold subs from simps

 

[haxan7]

I have a theory that Felon makes these drunk threads to farm gold subs from simps

Because they think if she's drunk and they give her gold she'll bang them?

 

[brap]

Why so much effort though, couldn't she just write "brap, shower me in gold"?

bitch knows i aint givin her ass shit
pls dont hurt me melon-chan

 

[haxan7]

Gold showers for everyone

 

[Hudo]

You are drunk and on the internet. You should be browsing PornHub instead of GAF, my dude.

 

[haxan7]

You are drunk and on the internet. You should be browsing PornHub instead of GAF, my dude.

I know right.

Live a little...masturbate to porn on the internet

 

[bronk]

Your drunk speak is fuckin hilarious. Im drunk too. Thank goodness my autocorrect is on point.

 

[Elektro Demon]

You seem to be liquored up quite often. Just don't become an alcoholic.

Now, what the hell is this, anybody else noticed this?

 

[Papa]

You seem to be liquored up quite often. Just don't become an alcoholic.

Now, what the hell is this, anybody else noticed this?

haxan7 ya dun goofed

 

[haxan7]

You seem to be liquored up quite often. Just don't become an alcoholic.

Now, what the hell is this, anybody else noticed this?

I was just trying to get advice on dealing with my premature ejaculation but NeoGAF's database had other ideas

 

[Papa]

I was just trying to get advice on dealing with my premature ejaculation but NeoGAF's database had other ideas

jelq more bro

 

[haxan7]

jelq more bro

will do

 

[Ingeniero]

I don't drink anymore, otherwise I would pour myself some scotch with rocks and drink with you fam.

 

[buizel]

i am drunk again and i want yu to mnow that i love you all and thanks for being such a pistyive inmpact ij my life. ok thax

thats sick bro maybe time to stop drinking

take e's instead youll have an even better time on gaf

 

[Makoto-Yuki]

i'm drunk too