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[King of Foxes]

So tomorrow we are going to my parents for lunch. My wife had the bright idea to make a salad instead of buying because she wants to do something "special".

So here I am peeling potatoes by hand with a knife. She won't let me use the peeler and she even hid my Nintendo 3DS until I'm done.

I'm pissed off for two reasons, one it was her idea to make salad to take for my parents and two I have done enough chores to earn 90min of Nintendo time which I saved up all week. I'm going fast as I can and don't give a big fuck if I leave some skin on

Anyone else got some Christmas bullshit they are dealing with?

 

[Jooxed]

So tomorrow we are going to my parents for lunch. My wife had the bright idea to make a salad instead of buying because she wants to do something "special".

So here I am peeling potatoes by hand with a knife. She won't let me use the peeler and she even hid my Nintendo 3DS until I'm done.

I'm pissed off for two reasons, one it was her idea to make salad to take for my parents and two I have done enough chores to earn 90min of Nintendo time which I saved up all week. I'm going fast as I can and don't give a big fuck if I leave some skin on

Anyone else got some Christmas bullshit they are dealing with?

3DS time? Forget the salad and go Buy a switch bro show her you don't need that hidden 3DS!

 

[oagboghi2]

You have to earn time to play video games? Is she your wife or your 2nd mother?

 

[a multicultural team of v]

I bet she wont even let you stay up past your bedtime over Christmas break!

 

[Prison Mike]

 

[Toecutter]

I'm cooking myself Christmas dinner for the first time tomorrow, since the rest of my family is in Australia.

I reckon I've got a good 50/50 chance of inadvertantly poisoning myself.

 

[Ikutachi]

Not a joke thread?

 

[Richard Packer]

I hope you washed your hands before and after touching your phone.

 

[Captain Zyrain]

Potatoes in a salad? Is it potato salad?

 

[JimmyJones]

I got roped into putting up christmas lights right before my WoW raid last night. I feel your pain OP.

 

[TrainedRage]

You didn't make a meat salad???!!!??? SMH

 

[Richard Packer]

Also, I just realised that those potatoes are boiled. This is a task that should take no more than 10 minutes. Honestly, I feel like your wife should leave you and spend the weekend with me.

 

[King of Foxes]

Potatoes in a salad? Is it potato salad?

Google salāti.

We call that salad also as vegetables salads

 

[trikster40]

Why not just leave the skin on those little potatoes? Why not just use big potatoes, skin them, then dice them up?

Work smarter, not harder.

 

[GHG]

You have to earn time to play video games? Is she your wife or your 2nd mother?

This.

And honestly if your primary concern on Xmas day is getting some gaming time in then your priorities are all wrong.

 

[triplestation]

should have scored those potats before boiling mafukin skin would peel right off clean but i mean you could still kinda i mean i donno give it a try

 

[Grinchy]

What exactly is the issue with using the peeler?

And wow, your wife is your mom. If you ask nicely enough, she'll let you get ice cream on the way home!

 

[haxan7]

 

[bucyou]

Yeah it was my bright idea to overnight a package via UPS to my office, so Im sitting here waiting for it to arrive

 

[synchronicity]

One of the things I most certainly do NOT miss about marriage is any sense of having to justify how I choose to spend my free time.

Hope your wife enjoys her "special" salad.

You ought to sit there in the kitchen while she's making the salad playing your 3DS. Look up every now an then like:

What a wonderful holiday I'm sure that would be.

 

[EverydayBeast]

I understand the drama surrounding the holidays.

 

[Prison Mike]

I understand the drama surrounding the holidays.

But this drama

 

[jts]

I'm going fast as I can and don't give a big fuck if I leave some skin on

You sir, are a god damn badass. With this alpha move you will win precious extra seconds to play your little nintendo.

 

[quickwhips]

Does you wife have multi color hair. How is the pegging?

 

[King of Foxes]

You sir, are a god damn badass. With this alpha move you will win precious extra seconds to play your little nintendo.

She checked each one when i was done, i had to redo some but she missed some im sure

 

[jts]

She checked each one when i was done, i had to redo some but she missed some im sure

Well, it's the thought that counts.

 

[Impotaku]

fucking hell, 3ds time? talk about pussy whipped.

 

[oagboghi2]

She checked each one when i was done, i had to redo some but she missed some im sure

this has to be a troll

 

[Prison Mike]

 

[cryptoadam]

Is your wife Asian and with big tits?

If not exit front door and never look back.

 

[Musky_Cheese]

Bro, you need to get your balls back.

 

[Impotaku]

I'm wondering if there is 3 other guys in the marriage lol

 

[Impotaku]

Bro, you need to get your balls back.

He can't they are peeled & in the bowl with the potatoes lol

 

[jts]

is that mayo in a fucking bag

 

[interactivemonodrama]

the only drama I experienced this Christmas within my family, is that my mom hates the bad santa movie with billy bob thorton

 

[Impotaku]

Pretty sure this is a troll thread, he says his wife won't let him use a peeler yet right there in the pic there is one there thats clearly got potato residue on it lol.

 

[Northeastmonk]

I remember one year my cousins let us come visit. What they didn't tell us was that they would be leaving the next day to spend Christmas with their other family. What we got was an empty house that wasn't ours. Not to mention the Christmas Turkey was a Butterball Turkey. Yes, we baked a whole lot of lunch meat that day. I still remember as we didn't visit each other since that happened. I remember my aunt bringing out the pie we brought and handing it to my mom.

There is some current drama. My mom didn't go to my wedding, my anniversary was yesterday, so she sent me a message today wishing me a "Merry Christmas Eve". Who does that? What's so special about Christmas Eve?

 

[Prison Mike]

Foxes you had us all I'm impressed x

 

[Papa]

Speaking of drama, I think it's now settled who would win the fight between King of Foxes and highrider

 

[King of Foxes]

Speaking of drama, I think it's now settled who would win the fight between King of Foxes and highrider

My wife's boyfriend would wipe the floor with highrider

 

[Elektro Demon]

So tomorrow we are going to my parents for lunch. My wife had the bright idea to make a salad instead of buying because she wants to do something "special".

So here I am peeling potatoes by hand with a knife. She won't let me use the peeler and she even hid my Nintendo 3DS until I'm done.

I'm pissed off for two reasons, one it was her idea to make salad to take for my parents and two I have done enough chores to earn 90min of Nintendo time which I saved up all week. I'm going fast as I can and don't give a big fuck if I leave some skin on

If a grown man has to earn videogame time from his wife, I cannot even begin to describe how much you failed in life.
Anyway, happy holidays to you.

 

[Nester99]

You would probably have less drama if you took your balls out of her purse.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Is this a parody thread

 

[brap]

Of course it's a nintendo fan...

 

[Melon]

I berate any man that is pussywhipped.

 

[jts]

Of course it's a nintendo fan...

 

[King of Foxes]

I berate any man that is pussywhipped.

I'm going to have to ask you to delete your post, my wife doesnt like me talking to other women

 

[mekes]

*Sparing a half second thought for OP

 

[Airola]

Wait, you have a wife and you have to do chores for game time?

Like, are you 40 and 12 at the same time?

 

[highrider]

My wife's boyfriend would wipe the floor with highrider