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[TrainedRage]

Im so drunk off ham right now.
Ham and booze.
And weed.

 

[Rentahamster]

I'm pissed off for two reasons, one it was her idea to make salad to take for my parents and two I have done enough chores to earn 90min of Nintendo time which I saved up all week. I'm going fast as I can and don't give a big fuck if I leave some skin on

When you have sex tonight, prematurely ejaculate that'll show her.

 

[Nester99]

Im so drunk off ham right now.
Ham and booze.
And weed.

Ham drama can be a mofo

 

[TrainedRage]

Ham drama can be a mofo

Bruh, we made 20 lbs of ham. There is ham for days!!!! Days!!!!
Brb need to poop.

 

[kingwingin]

Goes great with salad

 

[Liljagare]

.

 

[MaestroMike]

sweet potato salad > regular potato salad. double pwned.

 

[haxan7]

When you have sex tonight, prematurely ejaculate that'll show her.

That's what I do every time I have sex

 

[Rentahamster]

That's what I do every time I have sex

That's a lot of revenge premature ejaculating.

 

[Barsinister]

That's what I do every time I have sex

Does it really count as sex if you are alone?

 

[haxan7]

Does it really count as sex if you are alone?

It wasn't alone, it was with brap

I snuck off with him while his mom and dad were eating Christmas dinner

 

[Rentahamster]

It wasn't alone, it was with brap

I snuck off with him while his mom and dad were eating Christmas dinner

That's obviously a lie, brap doesn't have a father.

 

[haxan7]

That's obviously a lie, brap doesn't have a father.

In the true spirit of Christmas

 

[WhiskeyDiver]

So tomorrow we are going to my parents for lunch.

Ok

My wife had the bright idea to make a salad instead of buying because she wants to do something "special".

Oh no....

So here I am peeling potatoes by hand with a knife.

Ok wait...no no.

She won't let me use the peeler...

That's grounds for divorce...

...and she even hid my Nintendo 3DS until I'm done.

...and this automatically gets you custody of the kids, dog, car.

I'm pissed off for two reasons, one it was her idea to make salad to take for my parents and two I have done enough chores to earn 90min of Nintendo time which I saved up all week. I'm going fast as I can and don't give a big fuck if I leave some skin on

I'm pissed that you didn't tell her to make her own dumb salad, hand over the 3ds or you're going keep the house. I'm also pissed that you have to earn time by doing chores to enjoy a hobby.

Anyone else got some Christmas bullshit they are dealing with?

Hemorrhoids are flaring up.

 

[haxan7]

Hemorrhoids are flaring up.

have you tried slipping an ice cube up your butt? I find it works wonders

 

[Romulus]

I wonder if this is real. I do know women that are marriaged just so they can own a little army of slaves forced to do their bidding, follow their views, religion etc.

Total control. Because no one else will usually put up with their bullshit in the real world, so they have to create their own environment called mom, using their vagina to lure in a daddy.

I know a dude married to one of them. He's completely broken down, a little bitch slave boy. They have 7 kids that all used to sing her praises. Until the oldest just turned 18 and gave them the middle finger by leaving home. Lol. She cried for weeks in private and demonized him to the other children, all because he has dreams that didn't align with hers. Fucking nut case.

 

[Cattlyst]

Are you verified on Twitter OP?

 

[just_some_nut]

I wonder if this is real. I do know women that are marriaged just so they can own a little army of slaves forced to do their bidding, follow their views, religion etc.

Total control. Because no one else will usually put up with their bullshit in the real world, so they have to create their own environment called mom, using their vagina to lure in a daddy.

I know a dude married to one of them. He's completely broken down, a little bitch slave boy. They have 7 kids that all used to sing her praises. Until the oldest just turned 18 and gave them the middle finger by leaving home. Lol. She cried for weeks in private and demonized him to the other children, all because he has dreams that didn't align with hers. Fucking nut case.

That's hardcore, man. Thanks for the life lesson

 

[King of Foxes]

Are you verified on Twitter OP?

I don't even own a twitter

 

[Foamy]

First off this potatoe thing isn't drama. It's just retarded.
And secondly you need to grow a pair. Your wife treats you like a child.

 

[Deleted member 713885]

This shit right here...

GAME CHANGER.

I do all the peeling in the house now. I am king of the Rotato!!

 

[Papa]

Bruh, we made 20 lbs of ham. There is ham for days!!!! Days!!!!
Brb need to poop.

You know what's great for poopin?

Broccoli

 

[Richard Packer]

This shit right here...

GAME CHANGER.

I do all the peeling in the house now. I am king of the Rotato!!

These products are made for suckers. How fucking lazy or inept do you have to be to use one of these. Just get a peeler or learn how to use a knife. You can also be a master tactician like King of Foxes beautiful wife and boil the potatoes with the skin on for easy peeling.

I appreciate you. There is still time.

 

[Bladed Thesis]

Saved up gaming time?

Is she your wife or your mom?

 

[BadBurger]

My sister got drunk as shit around 4PM and crashed her car into my dad's backyard.

Beautiful part of the story: his old beagle dragged her out of the car trying to protect her.

Still, as sweet as that part of the story is, he still has a gaping hole in his fence.

 

[Prison Mike]

have you tried slipping an ice cube up your butt? I find it works wonders

He shouldn't have kept his love eggs in all Christmas day

 

[TrainedRage]

You know what's great for poopin?

Broccoli

I will never forget what you did!!!!

 

[Hinedorf]

I've been married for 10 years, my wife might lose her fucking hand if she ever tried to take away one of my gaming devices, that right there is a relationship red flag.

You are absolutely in the right, your wife made this decisions, either her hold her to task and jerk off or shut up and get laid.