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Cats are fucking shit

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They're constantly on an ego trip trying to force their will on us humans. If they don't get their stuff that they want they either gonna piss or shit in your home somewhere.


3am in the morning: MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEEEEOW MEEOWWW LET ME IN YOUR ROOM MEOW MEEEEWE MEWOWMEOWME

*wakes up opens the door let's cat in*

2mins later :

MEOW EMEOWMEOWM EMEKWMEOMEKEMEMW LET ME OUT MEOWMEOWMOEMWOEKEKKEMOEW. KEWMEOW

*let's cat out*

Repeat.

And if you dare to take 5mins longer you have a bug pile of shit in front of your door.



Fuck these shitty furballs. Dogs would NEVER do that.

If you are a Cat>Dog person I legitimately think you are either brain damaged or an egocentric ass hole aswell.

Word up
 
Some cats are great. When I was a kid we had a cat who was never a problem. She didn't even jump on the Christmas tree. Never whined. Never shit or pissed in the house.
 
Um...that's what these are for:

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Cats are not domesticated. They are parasites. Some of them are nicer than others but the majority are assholes. And cat people love to spout how they are more intelligent than dogs but they are just idiots who can't follow orders. That doesn't make them more intelligent at all, just insubordinate pricks. Horses are the only other type of animal that are truly domesticated (and also intelligent as fuck)
 
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I've never had a cat shit anywhere except outside or the litter tray I provide for them. Even abandoned kitten strays. Problems sound like an owner problem, not a cat problem.
 
Cats are usually just affectionate to a single person. If you aren't the one who regularly gives them treats and pets, then they don't care about you.
 
I hate cats as well.
My aunt has one and everytime I visit her, that filthy animal jumps at me to tries to scratch my arms.
 
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Cats are the superior pet just by being able to take a shit on their own. Put a litter box in your house and the cat instantly knows what to do. With dogs you have to take them outside or they will take a dump any old place. Just as well you will end up picking up your dog shit in public each day which is way worse than cleaning a litter box.
 
BadBurger said:
Some cats are great. When I was a kid we had a cat who was never a problem. She didn't even jump on the Christmas tree. Never whined. Never shit or pissed in the house.
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C'mon man!
If you're gonna lie to our face, at least make it believable.
 
Sounds like you poorly raised your cat like most parents in America poorly raise their kids.

Most people don't realize Cats are more intelligent and think more outside the Box than dogs, like Human children, so you have to actually put effort into raising them because they aren't Dogs which are much more robotic in comparison.

Not saying one is better than the other but Dogs and Cats can't be raised the same.
 
At least you only opened the door. A dog would have forced you to go out together at 6 in the morning and also carry his shit on a bag
 
Imo cats need a lot more work to "develop them" into good behaving animals. Dogs are much more easy going although they can still end up being horrible if the owner didn't train them properly.
 
xrnzaaas said:
Imo cats need a lot more work to "develop them" into good behaving animals. Dogs are much more easy going although they can still end up being horrible if the owner didn't train them properly.
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100% this - you can train a cat with a lot of repetition. I've had my cat 3 years and it took probably 2-3 months to get his behavior patterns how I want them and over time I've taught him about 10-15 human words now through endless repetition, so he knows exactly what different things mean and will act accordingly. They are also really loving and if you take the time to bond with them will really bond with you too. Cats over dogs!
 
Hado said:
Fuck these shitty furballs. Dogs would NEVER do that.

If you are a Cat>Dog person I legitimately think you are either brain damaged or an egocentric ass hole aswell.
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Yeah, dogs can do something far worse.



Edit: I missed that this was posted earlier in the thread, but it's relevant to what I'm about to follow with:

And guess what, I had a similar experience. When I was around 7, I was playing in a friend's backyard when her family's dog, a big fella though I don't remember the breed, broke loose from his chain and charged straight for me. Thankfully her older brother was nearby and saw the chain break as soon as it happened and was a second behind the dog when it got to me. I got knocked down pretty hard but thankfully before anything else could happen her brother was pulling the dog off me. Walked away from it with only a few bruises, but still was easily the most terrifying moment of my life, that feeling of being at the mercy of an animal whose intentions are unknown. The parents apologized massively for what happened and they gave the dog to a relative a few weeks later. Still, I can never feel fully comfortable around large dogs (puppies and runts are perfectly fine obviously) until they've proven they're 100% friendly. And I roll my eyes when I hear, "oh, they only get nervous if they feel you're nervous". Well, gee, no shit, it's almost like people with anxiety can't just turn it off whenever they want because then we wouldn't have anxiety at all now would we?

You know what a cat does when it gets pissed? Virtually all of the time it'll swipe at you, you'll get a small cut, and you'll know to leave it alone. And sometimes cats will let you know it's upset via hissing or growling before you touch it so if you do so anyway that's kind of on you (there are some cats that show no sign of being upset though). I'd far prefer that's what happened to me when I was a kid than what actually happened.
 
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I can easily say the same thing about dogs. They're such attention whores. Always about "give me your food" or "give me attention" "pet me pet me" "let's play"...at least cats known enough that sometimes i just don't wanna play right now. Dog doesn't leave me the hell alone.
 
Doom85 said:
Yeah, dogs can do something far worse.



Edit: I missed that this was posted earlier in the thread, but it's relevant to what I'm about to follow with:

And guess what, I had a similar experience. When I was around 7, I was playing in a friend's backyard when her family's dog, a big fella though I don't remember the breed, broke loose from his chain and charged straight for me. Thankfully her older brother was nearby and saw the chain break as soon as it happened and was a second behind the dog when it got to me. I got knocked down pretty hard but thankfully before anything else could happen her brother was pulling the dog off me. Walked away from it with only a few bruises, but still was easily the most terrifying moment of my life, that feeling of being at the mercy of an animal whose intentions are unknown. The parents apologized massively for what happened and they gave the dog to a relative a few weeks later. Still, I can never feel fully comfortable around large dogs (puppies and runts are perfectly fine obviously) until they've proven they're 100% friendly. And I roll my eyes when I hear, "oh, they only get nervous if they feel you're nervous". Well, gee, no shit, it's almost like people with anxiety can't just turn it off whenever they want because then we wouldn't have anxiety at all now would we?

You know what a cat does when it gets pissed? Virtually all of the time it'll swipe at you, you'll get a small cut, and you'll know to leave it alone. And sometimes cats will let you know it's upset via hissing or growling before you touch it so if you do so anyway that's kind of on you (there are some cats that show no sign of being upset though). I'd far prefer that's what happened to me when I was a kid than what actually happened.
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Don't see what the dog did wrong there. His purpose is/was to guard his house his family. Obviously it's shit that he went after you when you were a child but in the dogs defense he did nothing wrong. Obviously a dog can do more harm than a cat but THAT'S NOT THE POINT. A bigger cat aka a tiger as an example could fuck you up even more.

The point is that cats act in a selfish way and dogs would rather DIE for you than attack you.

Cats are the worst and I lived my whole life with cats. Ofc they are sometimes cuddly and cute but only when they want it.
 
One thousand cats will have one thousand different personalities. Some will be assholes, some will be the nicest creatures in the world.

Dogs are more or less all the same.

I like dogs but i prefer cats.
 
I'm a dog person and I somewhat agree; but my aunt's cat in Norway is pretty cool. Quiet, does its own thing but also social, not a stereotypical cat.
I can dig those kinda cats.

Also, I was shopping just now and there was a small dog, possibly a pup, bound at the entrance of the super market but on the inside. The dog wagged its tail everytime someone came, hoping it was its owner. 2 mins later it started shitting on the floor. I laughed.
 
I'm lucky that my cat won't piss or shit to get back at me for anything, but she does meow her ass off if there's anything she wants whatsoever. You could pet and play with her for 2 hours straight, but if you walk upstairs to take a shit when she wants you downstairs, she will yowl constantly until you're done and come back. She's 16 now, with no medical issues at all, but there are times when I look forward to not having a pet anymore.
 


Cats are lazy, selfish, untrustworthy, narcissistic divas like instagram celebrities.
Dogs are like best buddies for life. They require more care than cats, that´s because Dogs have empathy, cats are by nature apathetic.

dog = God
cat = Tac
Your honor i rest my case.
 
Hado said:
but in the dogs defense he did nothing wrong.
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Pretty sure the court would feel differently if the situation had escalated far further than that.

Defense lawyer: Your Honor, in defense of my client, I would like to point out that the child victim was doing the unspeakable act of playing frisbee with the parents' child. Clearly that warranted the dog sending the child to the hospital with major injuries that could have claimed his life and mental scars that will last for lord knows how long.
Judge: Are you actually hearing yourself right now, or is your love for dogs blinding you that much?

But seriously, you're putting mild inconvenience over fucking lives man. Geezus Christ. Even if the number of cats who are mean are greater in number, a SINGLE dog who is an ass has the capacity for far more devastating damage.

Also, as someone who works third shift, I know one fucking thing for sure: it's definitely dogs that occasionally are obnoxiously barking their ass off and keeping me up. But hey, gotta report that 58th squirrel they spotted! Cats though, yeah even an excessive meower which is pretty rare among all the cats I've seen can't be heard from next door unless that cat owns a megaphone or some shit.

Dogs aren't generally horrible, many are a-okay and some even great, but if we're acting like the flaws cats have are really that big of a deal, then I got to slam down some truth about dogs' flaws.

Also, Robert De Niro prefers cats while Ben Stiller prefers dogs in Meet the Parents. I like Stiller, but come on, it's fucking ROBERT DE NIRO. Nuff said.
 
Hado said:
They're constantly on an ego trip trying to force their will on us humans. If they don't get their stuff that they want they either gonna piss or shit in your home somewhere.


3am in the morning: MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEEEEOW MEEOWWW LET ME IN YOUR ROOM MEOW MEEEEWE MEWOWMEOWME

*wakes up opens the door let's cat in*

2mins later :

MEOW EMEOWMEOWM EMEKWMEOMEKEMEMW LET ME OUT MEOWMEOWMOEMWOEKEKKEMOEW. KEWMEOW

*let's cat out*

Repeat.

And if you dare to take 5mins longer you have a bug pile of shit in front of your door.



Fuck these shitty furballs. Dogs would NEVER do that.

If you are a Cat>Dog person I legitimately think you are either brain damaged or an egocentric ass hole aswell.

Word up
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You ever think that leaving the door open might be a simple solution?
 
Hado said:
They're constantly on an ego trip trying to force their will on us humans. If they don't get their stuff that they want they either gonna piss or shit in your home somewhere.


3am in the morning: MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEEEEOW MEEOWWW LET ME IN YOUR ROOM MEOW MEEEEWE MEWOWMEOWME

*wakes up opens the door let's cat in*

2mins later :

MEOW EMEOWMEOWM EMEKWMEOMEKEMEMW LET ME OUT MEOWMEOWMOEMWOEKEKKEMOEW. KEWMEOW

*let's cat out*

Repeat.

And if you dare to take 5mins longer you have a bug pile of shit in front of your door.



Fuck these shitty furballs. Dogs would NEVER do that.

If you are a Cat>Dog person I legitimately think you are either brain damaged or an egocentric ass hole aswell.

Word up
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After the cat showed its dominance by breaking your spirit...did you cry? Be honest now.

V4skunk said:
Cats are disgusting animals that piss every where in your house.
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haha what? your parents got you a hairy pig or something. Your childhood must have been a roller coaster ride of emotions.
 
onehitflunder said:


Cats are lazy, selfish, untrustworthy, narcissistic divas like instagram celebrities.
Dogs are like best buddies for life. They require more care than cats, that´s because Dogs have empathy, cats are by nature apathetic.

dog = God
cat = Tac
Your honor i rest my case.
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Quick one.

Cats bond with one human, generally, and unless you are that human, you'll get all that you said, because they don't give a fuck about you. I sense you've never been a cats best buddy...
 
Cats aren't that bad, but I am allergic to them, but not a bad allergy. My old roommate had one and I swear this thing would call my name LOL.

Dogs are clearly better there can be no doubt about it.
 
onehitflunder said:
Cats are lazy, selfish, untrustworthy, narcissistic divas like instagram celebrities.
Dogs are like best buddies for life. They require more care than cats, that´s because Dogs have empathy, cats are by nature apathetic.
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cats treat humans like any other animal. there are scientific studies on this. dogs on the other hand are submissive, they act differently around people, they are needy, they are high maintenance. they see humans as "other".

cats give humans the full respect they give any of god's creatures. dogs just see us as means to an end and they are trapped in a pavlovian nightmare or dependency.

dogs can't even properly go to the bathroom without humans. when a human needs another human to do that, they are in a pitiable state. dogs are lower than humans but cats exist on the same level.
 
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