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Whitecrow

Whitecrow

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Following the infamous online dating tips saga, here comes the "official profile description tips thread".

Yeah, I really need help with that, because seems like personal descriptions, said with better or worse words, is useless. Useless like everything I put.

Anyways, even if this thread is asking for a little of help, because right now, I find it hard to think outside the box and write something really interesting,
we can have some fun and some healthy trolling of course.

DEAL: If I pick any winner I will gift him/her gold membership!

And lets put the profile pics discussion aside pls : D
 
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Put in interesting facts about you, add a bit of self deprecation, and list a few hobbies. Try to make it fun and have it stand out, but don't put too many details. That way you can use them as conversation fodder.

When you get a match, try starting with something playful.
 
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Xaero Gravity said:
Put in interesting facts about you, add a bit of self deprecation, and list a few hobbies. Try to make it fun and have it stand out, but don't put too many details. That way you can use them as conversation fodder.

When you get a match, try starting with something playful.
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This guy fucks
 
Put a dad joke and leave it at that, i would assume most people dont check every profile and just judge photos.

Something like

There are three kinds of people in this world, those who can count and those who cant.
 
Studies: girls love smart guys...or to think that they are dating a smart guy.

Job: if you aren't wielding a 6 pack + full muscles on your body yout other only way to be attractive to women is to show them you are not worthless and you actually do something for a living.

Hobbies: show personality but don't be too freak. There's no problem saying you play videogames but also say you enjoy having beers with friends or partying. Also Netflix and series is a good trend now.

Be funny but don't overdo it. May sound as a stereotype but women love guys that can make them laugh or can at least show some sense of humour.

Show self confidence but never overdo it. You don't want them to think "who the hell does this guy think he is".

Show your romantic side but, again, not too much. I remember having a sentence myself like "having fun on my way of finding my other half" or some shit like that. Remember one very important thing: even if what they want is just to hookup and have a good time they will never admit that so don't close your doors to anything in front of them. Don't say you are looking for one night stands but also don't say you are looking for your wife.

As you may have detected, the trick is to always play in the middle. Try to X but not too much. Too few is boring and uninteresting, too much is scary.


Also all of that is useless if your photos aren't good, and don't be discouraged, women swipe left to 99 of every 100 guys.

Pro tip: leave something so she can ask you about that. For example is better to say "I like watching series" instead of "I like Game of Thrones". This way she can ask you what series you watch or enjoy. You want a conversation that flows enough to get a date.

Pro tip2: if a dumb fuck as I managed to date chicks and get some sex and an amazing gf on tinder, EVERY BODY can.
 
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I doblepost this cause i think it's important enough that doesn't get lost in my previous brickwall.

Whitecrow said:
I just wanna met girls. Thats the only thing Im interested in. I dont mind if its for friendship or sex.
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Good intentions but WRONG mindset. Don't ever date a girl with the "i don't mind it's for friendship". This way you will place yourself on the friendzone every date. Women want a "blue prince" and a gentleman...but they also want to feel desired, to feel sexy, to feel that you want to put them on 4 and bang them from behind as hard as you can. In spain we have an expression that says 'women want to feel Like a princess during the day but like a bitch at the bed'.

You are on tinder dammit, you are here for the sex and if you find a gf or a 'friend with benefits' that's just an extra that can happen.

And for God's sake, don't know if you are one of those, but don't be that guy that says no to sex on the 1st date because of reasons. If the girl shows interest GO FOR IT. There's nothing worse for a girl that be wet as fuckx openly show sexual interest for you and getting a 'lol nope i don't fuck the 1st date'. Most of them will think they didn't turn you on and will forget about you as soon as they arrive home and masturbate.

Just saying that cause that mindset made me do so much mistakes on some dates where I could have banged the girl and what I got was a kiss in the check and a 'see ya' .
 
Whitecrow said:
Following the infamous online dating tips saga, here comes the "official profile description tips thread".

Yeah, I really need help with that, because seems like personal descriptions, said with better or worse words, is useless. Useless like everything I put.

Anyways, even if this thread is asking for a little of help, because right now, I find it hard to think outside the box and write something really interesting,
we can have some fun and some healthy trolling of course.

DEAL: If I pick any winner I will gift him/her gold membership!

And lets put the profile pics discussion aside pls : D
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"It's all about D in the V here. Will not pay dinner if you don't put out. Go to welfare if you want free meal. Peace."
 
newtypepilot said:
Isn't Tinder only good for hookups and not finding actual dates?
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Tell that to all the women on there that write "not looking for a hookup" right up front on their profiles.

That is ostensibly how the app started, basically a Hot or Not hookup app, but as the times change and more and more people spend their entire lives in digital realms, Tinder just became another digital bar to meet people.
 
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buy a dog. make profile for said dog. respond to people who match the dog.

thats your in. the rest is up to you though. I cant do it all for you.
 
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Just seen on reddit someone posted a picture of his bedroom with Star Wars bedsheets (single bed, of course), storm troopers curtains and other nerd paraphernalia. Whatever you do, don't do that.
 
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Nymphae said:
Tell that to all the women on there that write "not looking for a hookup" right up front on their profiles.

That is ostensibly how the app started, basically a Hot or Not hookup app, but as the times change and more and more people spend their entire lives in digital realms, Tinder just became another digital bar to meet people.
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I hooked up with most of the women I met that had that 'not for hookup' shit on the bio xD. They just write that to feel good with themselves for using tinder.
 
Wasnt expecting this number of replies, honestly hahaha
I will be trying some and tell here how it went : D

royox said:
I hooked up with most of the women I met that had that 'not for hookup' shit on the bio xD. They just write that to feel good with themselves for using tinder.
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That's good to know lol
 
royox said:
I hooked up with most of the women I met that had that 'not for hookup' shit on the bio xD. They just write that to feel good with themselves for using tinder.
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I think they are genuinely seeking a relationship a lot of the time, but hookup culture is what it is. Might as well have some fun while you're looking for Mr. Right!
 
royox said:
I hooked up with most of the women I met that had that 'not for hookup' shit on the bio xD. They just write that to feel good with themselves for using tinder.
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I've experienced that in real life too. Taking a girl home from a club "I'll come back to yours but I'm not going to have sex with you".

Bent over the arm of my sofa taking it like a champ within ten minutes of getting back to my place
 
I'm still not convinced "hookup culture" is that much of a thing, at least as it's been commonly presented (particularly for college).

Always assume some men are lying about their sexual experience.

Millennials aren't getting laid. This is current year. "Look at the sta tiss tahcs."
 
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Southern Gentleman said:
I'm still not convinced "hookup culture" is that much of a thing, at least as it's been commonly presented (particularly for college).

Always assume some men are lying about their sexual experience.

Millennials aren't getting laid. This is current year. "Look at the sta tiss tahcs."
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Not surprised you think that after the pity party you posted in the other topic. Keep denying reality if it helps you cope.
 
nush said:
Not surprised you think that after the pity party you posted in the other topic. Keep denying reality if it helps you cope.
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Lol.

The reality is that far fewer people are having sex now than when the question was first popularly surveyed in the 80s.

Which pity party? Loneliness sucks. I also struggle with neuroticism and social anxiety. If I come off as a selfish, prideful prick sometimes, well... that's because I'm far from who I need to be.
 
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I have no idea, but make sure you say you're 6 feet tall. If you're actually taller, note that instead. If you're shorter, say you're 6 feet tall.
 
Nymphae said:
I think they are genuinely seeking a relationship a lot of the time, but hookup culture is what it is. Might as well have some fun while you're looking for Mr. Right!
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Some actually mean it, but some also just write that in as a safety measure so that if any of their IRL friends or family happen to see their profile, they don't look like a "slut", even if there's nothing wrong with that.

God bless sluts.

In any case, test the waters, but still be respectful if they make it clear they don't wanna bang you on the first date.
 
doesn't really matter, its your pick that you should focus on.

Dating apps are visual in nature, only SJW whales would fall in love with a profile. Babes are looking at your pic and deciding if you are worthy of the poon.
 
King of Foxes said:
Put a dad joke and leave it at that, i would assume most people dont check every profile and just judge photos.

Something like

There are three kinds of people in this world, those who can count and those who cant.
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For fun I made a profile used that dad joke and here's where I'm sitting after 12 hours.

Go for the joke.

Also I have no intention of talking to these girls
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"Lycanthropic manic cycles
Fire water burnin' bibles
Wake up ragin' call a taxi
Take me to the nearest city
Cell light up yeah get at me make it quick though blood I'm busy (get busy)

Drilled a hole into my head
Pierced the bone and
Felt the breeze
Lift my thoughts out
Dem sick bed
Wit a pair of crow
Skeleton wings
Know nothin' since then
It seems
Been floatin' thought
The nexus threadin' dreams"
 
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