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[JBat]

For me it's rice. I'm so inconsistent at making rice. I know it's as easy as boiling water but sometimes it's still crunchy and others it's mush. What simple things do you suck at?

 

[iconmaster]

Caulking. I make a mess of it almost every time.

Anything related to home maintenance, really.

 

[triplestation]

small talk

 

[GrayFoxPL]

Breathing.

 

[Can't decide]

Any letter or form that's supposed to have an easy tear off, perforated section.
It doesn't matter how slowly and carefully I try to separate them, 9 out 10 times I end with a big rip in the paper.

 

[slugbahr]

Posting on GAF

 

[MaestroMike]

Sports surprise surprise

 

[BadBurger]

I can't snap my fingers.

 

[Shantae]

Being worth anyone's time

 

[DragoonKain]

Writing. My handwriting is absolutely horrible. Looks like an 8 year olds. Every single persons writing I've ever seen looks better than mine.

 

[Ikutachi]

Ice skating.

 

[12Goblins]

can't whistle

how hard can that shit be

 

[brap]

Writing. My handwriting is absolutely horrible. Looks like an 8 year olds. Every single persons writing I've ever seen looks better than mine.

You haven't seen mine then

 

[slugbahr]

Ice skating.

It'd be a bit easier if you stop trying to go uphill.

 

[SKM1]

Being nice

 

[slugbahr]

You haven't seen mine then

When writing, my hand is possessed by an arthritic illiterate leprechaun balancing at the top of a tree during a hurricane.

 

[JBat]

Any letter or form that's supposed to have an easy tear off, perforated section.
It doesn't matter how slowly and carefully I try to separate them, 9 out 10 times I end with a big rip in the paper.

Ha! Me too. God help me if I have to write a check. I rip the damned thing in half every time

 

[Elektro Demon]

Following orders.

 

[jufonuk]

common sense,
DIY

 

[BigBooper]

Wrapping presents. It always looks like a little kid wrapped it.

 

[Richard Packer]

Being worth anyone's time

 

[Ingeniero]

Hand drawing....

 

[badblue]

basic human interaction.

 

[Hinedorf]

Hearing words in songs. I just can't do it and I don't know why. If I don't look up the lyrics I will form my own ideas of the words that be so far off from what they actually are.

 

[TindalosPup]

Sleeping

 

[Birdo]

Being an adult.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Too many things to list.



Making lists.

 

[TacosNSalsa]

Slicing a roll in half evenly . One side always comes out thicker and uneven .

 

[foxGlove]

tying a bow. I'm good at making knots, but for the love of God. I can't make a decent bow

 

[newtypepilot]

starting a conversation

 

[Scopa]

Using cling wrap. That shit's got me beat.

It's like aliens gave me an advanced technology, but didn't explain how to use it properly.

 

[Vicetrailia]

From a women's lips to my ears, the travel distance is quite long so I tend to fuck things up very often.

 

[Pejo]

Drawing straight lines or cutting straight lines with scissors. I couldn't do it as a kid and I still can't do it.

Also, wrapping presents.

 

[ExpandKong]

For someone who jokes around and is a general smartass as much as I am, it is almost impossible for me to tell when people are fucking with me IRL. It leads to many embarrassing encounters.

Walked into the office on a particularly windy day and a visiting client said "Love the hair" or somesuch and I was like "Uh, thank you!?" All the while I'm thinking have I seen this person before, I didn't do anything different to my hair, haven't had a haircut recently.

Yeah he was being a smart guy because the wind messed up my hair. I realized this like fifteen minutes later. He probably thought I was retarded.

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

Making eye contact with my lover.

 

[Phunkydiabetic]

Remembering names.

 

[Breakage]

Having a conversation with someone who has no genuine interests or hobbies.
I don't know how people do it.

 

[JSoup]

Huge cock.

 

[ToxicPhantom]

Getting up from the breakfast table. The other day I was done eating and as I started to stand up, I started to fall forward for no reason. I didnt feel vertigo, no fainting, no anything. Just happened to fall forward. Wife saw and was like "what's wrong with you??!?"

I got my balance and I was fine.

So yeah, I suck at standing up from a table.

 

[haxan7]

• Zipping up my jacket. Half the time I have to stop walking and look down to do it.
• Wiping my hairy ass. It usually takes me upwards of 10 minutes.

 

[xrnzaaas]

small talk

Yep, I'm one of those guys who don't do small talk. Actually my friends and relatives are used to this by now and they usually shut up and listen when I speak up.

 

[God Enel]

Absolutely suck at carrying a glass of water or a cup of coffee. I somehow always Fuck it up.