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[Meowzers]

Ahahaha.

Well I remember mine. Back in the year 2000 after watching WWF as a 13yr old and proceeeeeeding to watch a wet t-shirt contest on Men & Motors....no..it was full of chicks, not blokes.

Since then it always feel it's like hitting that high for the first time, but it doesn't come close.

The wrestling doesn't provide being gay, but being up at an early hour, I felt I had to try out new things on another channel.

 

[brap]

I don't feel comfortable sharing.

 

[Meowzers]

I don't feel comfortable sharing.

Hahaha trust me mate, I tried deleting this thread afterwards but I'm stuck with it now.

Too much alcohol is involved.

 

[kingbean]

I was watching Wild Things on showtime when I was around 11.

 

[AmazingLook]

kid you not the first time I did it, i lost my hearing. Like the climax was so intense I lost my hearing for 5+ seconds, then it slowly came back with it ringing and I have NEVER been able to get it to happen again

Dont even think i was watching anything, was sitting under the family table and one thing led to another

 

[haxan7]

Some blood came out

 

[Threeshotgamer]

The Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee sex tape when I was 11 or 12

 

[Slings and Arrows]

Channel 5, Friday night. You know it.

 

[Meowzers]

I remember waking up the next day, but it never felt the same

 

[Meowzers]

Channel 5, Friday night. You know it.

EROTIC MOVIE NIGHT! Haha for some reason I have remembered it. My mum had a vhs of one of the videos.

 

[Potato Chip PRO]

During limewire I wanted to download a Simpsons episode and ended being a BBW vid and did the fastest fap in the wild west.

 

[CrapSandwich]

Ripe old age of 10 and had my ween under the shower faucet at full blast. No hands, no fantasies or sexual thoughts... didn't know that that was masturbation or what was happening, only that it was good and must be done again.

 

[iorek21]

After watching that movie The Girl Next Door (2004) and seeing a lesbian scene, I got curious and went to RedTube to see how was real lesbo action... no need to tell the rest of the story.

 

[Rival]

I was 6.

 

[TaySan]

I think I was like 11-12 when it happened, but I had no idea what I was doing I sorta just discovered it and wanted to do it as often as possible. Bugging my family all the time to leave me alone in the house lol

And that's how my addiction story begun.

 

[ManaByte]

 

[AmazingLook]

I was 6.

Bruh. I remember looking at my mother's Victoria secret magazine and playing some topless volleyball game on some flash site at around 6-7 but that's it

 

[GoldenEye Samurai]

You guys got started young, eh? I think I was 17 when I first ejaculated. I had wet dreams and boners before, but I guess I hadn't found the formula to success until later on in life. Kind of embarrassing to be honest, but I'm man enough to admit my fails.

 

[NecrosaroIII]

You guys got started young, eh? I think I was 17 when I first ejaculated. I had wet dreams and boners before, but I guess I hadn't found the formula to success until later on in life. Kind of embarrassing to be honest, but I'm man enough to admit my fails.

I was 22 before I figured out how.

 

[GoldenEye Samurai]

I was 22 before I figured out how.

High five?

 

[Captain Zyrain]

I feel like Blue Lagoon was on in the early 90s, but it was so long ago I don't really remember.

 

[Cutty Flam]

I wont share the entire story, but when I popped my first nut, it felt so good and then I thought maybe I had been mortally wounded or something terrible was happening to me. Completely unaware, but it was surreal, it was like my inner being or maybe guardians idk what but something was innately telling me it was alright and I just continued watching the porno (which, strangely enough, involved two extremely huge breasted blonde women and a chimp in the forrest, who later wound up in space.....)

Miss you 90s, I'll always enjoy reflecting upon those times lmao

 

[Blade2.0]

Did it to a picture of some senior high school chick I liked from my church when I was in sixth grade. Felt good. But since I was raised Catholic, I also felt nothing but shame afterwards. Religion sucks, just let me wank in peace, Jesus.

 

[Spukc]

Fap thread? Fap thread.

 

[cormack12]

 

[GreyHorace]

Bo Derek in Bolero.

Crap movie btw. But who cares? She was nekkid and had sex in it. We always fast forward to those scenes anyway.

 

[xrnzaaas]

It was while watching Sesame Street. Don't ask.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

I was reading a comic book (not a manga, you weebs). Don't ask.

 

[Plies]

I don't remember specifically my first, but I'm sure there was a ton of jizz.

Like, buckets.

 

[Urprobablyright]

I lived in Germany for 3 years at the start of this century, at which time i discovered the softcore porn they play on all tv channels after 11pm... I couldn't believe what was happening to my wang

 

[The Cockatrice]

I dunno. Maybe watching Emanuelle movie on TV? Or maybe some comic with cartoon porns. Either way nothing too embarrassing.

 

[TheKillerStove]

I was 10, and it was the Chuunin Exams fight between Sakura and Ino. I guess even at an early age I had a bit of kinky shit going on, because the idea of Ino holding Sakura in place via chakra strands and using mind transfer jutsu to force her to surrender against her will did it for me.

 

[GymWolf]

i started relatively late with the wanking, around 13-14, don't remember the first one tho.

 

[Werewolf Jones]

I watched porn when I was like 14 and when it came out I was was like "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?" & then went to sleep.

Good times.

 

[womfalcs3]

Channel 5, Friday night. You know it.

The 11 o'clock news with Rick Jarvis?

 

[AV]

I used to sort of grind against the carpet as a kid, I discovered it by accident and didn't really understand what was going on for a few years, I just knew that I probably shouldn't tell anyone about it.

Can't actually remember when I realised what I was actually doing and started doing it properly.

 

[Elektro Demon]

I can't remember. I was like 12 or 13.

 

[Airola]

I was 7 and life was never the same anymore, for better or worse.

kid you not the first time I did it, i lost my hearing. Like the climax was so intense I lost my hearing for 5+ seconds, then it slowly came back with it ringing and I have NEVER been able to get it to happen again

Dont even think i was watching anything, was sitting under the family table and one thing led to another

Here's the picture of that exact moment.
Don't know where the frisbee came from but it probably was part of that chain of a thing leading to another.

 

[Airola]

We had access to watch German channel RTL and Tutti Frutti was quite a show to watch.

Tutti Frutti (game show) - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

I remember that. People won't believe how much of an effect that actually had. The heat level went to absolute maximum and beyond watching that shit. At the same time it was worse than underwear catalogues BUT also amazingly much better.

That's a thing that will never ever happen again to anyone anywhere and I'm both happy and sad about it.

 

[DonJorginho]

11 years old and over Cortana.....

Will never forget that silky smooth blue butt.

 

[Stouffers]

First real one: Spending the night at my grandmothers house around 12.

First attempt: behind a tree at Boy Scout camp looking at an old nudie mag some kid sold me out of his trunk. 11 or 12.

 

[nush]

My best friend showed me how to wank.

That's. Really. Fucking. Gay.

I didn't ask, he just went "hey, check this out". He didn't finish or anything. But still, I went home and tried it.

 

[Slings and Arrows]

The 11 o'clock news with Rick Jarvis?

He just does it for me

 

[ManaByte]

We had access to watch German channel RTL and Tutti Frutti was quite a show to watch.

Tutti Frutti (game show) - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

I remember that. People won't believe how much of an effect that actually had. The heat level went to absolute maximum and beyond watching that shit. At the same time it was worse than underwear catalogues BUT also amazingly much better.

That's a thing that will never ever happen again to anyone anywhere and I'm both happy and sad about it.

But sometimes it would go clear for like seconds and it was glorious.

 

[#Phonepunk#]

before the internet i used to record hot news anchors off the tv and play the tape in slow motion. if you paused at the right moment you could get them w closed eyes and puckered mouth. that did the trick.

 

[Slings and Arrows]

EROTIC MOVIE NIGHT! Haha for some reason I have remembered it. My mum had a vhs of one of the videos.

Top three movies:

1) Pammy getting her tits out and getting banged
2) J-LO getting bummed in U-turn
3) Poison Ivy with whoever that blonde bombshell was

 

[#Phonepunk#]

top movies? this was a must have for the pre-internet days

 

[Cravis]

You guys got started young, eh? I think I was 17 when I first ejaculated. I had wet dreams and boners before, but I guess I hadn't found the formula to success until later on in life. Kind of embarrassing to be honest, but I'm man enough to admit my fails.

Yeah I was right there with you. I was a late bloomer around that age. Nothing wrong with that.

My first time was memorable. Was getting a BJ from my girlfriend at the time. It was amazing. She ran to the bathroom to spit and came back to me beaming. I was like that was fucking awesome.

 

[Urprobablyright]

My best friend showed me how to wank.

That's. Really. Fucking. Gay.

I didn't ask, he just went "hey, check this out". He didn't finish or anything. But still, I went home and tried it.

./thread

 

[jufonuk]

Ahahaha.

Well I remember mine. Back in the year 2000 after watching WWF as a 13yr old and proceeeeeeding to watch a wet t-shirt contest on Men & Motors....no..it was full of chicks, not blokes.

Since then it always feel it's like hitting that high for the first time, but it doesn't come close.

The wrestling doesn't provide being gay, but being up at an early hour, I felt I had to try out new things on another channel.

You made a white wee wee. Ah men and motors lads tv