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As an incel, I hate porn that involves couples

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Being home more, I've partaken in some porn browsing here and there, and I just got reminded of the thing I hate about porn...other dudes. Fuck off I just always want to say whenever I see that kind of porn. I get it, there are people out there who want to watch other people fuck, but as a single person, I fucking hate it.

It's bad enough I'm in a single person situation where I'm not getting laid myself, but I don't want to see some other asshole getting lucky. That does nothing for my own arousal, and just makes me angry that some other fucker is getting laid, and I'm not. Am I alone in this? Personally, I just rather watch something where the girl is talking to the camera and playing with herself, but as soon as some other dude's cock enter's the scene, I check out.
 
Spring of Life said:
Being home more, I've partaken in some porn browsing here and there, and I just got reminded of the thing I hate about porn...other dudes. Fuck off I just always want to say whenever I see that kind of porn. I get it, there are people out there who want to watch other people fuck, but as a single person, I fucking hate it.

It's bad enough I'm in a single person situation where I'm not getting laid myself, but I don't want to see some other asshole getting lucky. That does nothing for my own arousal, and just makes me angry that some other fucker is getting laid, and I'm not. Am I alone in this? Personally, I just rather watch something where the girl is talking to the camera and playing with herself, but as soon as some other dude's cock enter's the scene, I check out.
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The category you should be looking at is Solo. This is like complaining about gay porn when you are straight. Imagine being jealous of the guy in porn!
 
nush said:
The category you should be looking at is Solo. This is like complaining about gay porn when you are straight. Imagine being jealous of the guy in porn!
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I get that, but sometimes you browse at a certain model's profile or something, and it fucking sucks when all of her content involves getting fucked by some other guy.

Taxexemption said:
What you want is a relationship. Stop whacking it to porn and focus on dating and self improvement.
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Not the thread for that discussion, but I've given up. I'm done trying. I'm accepted my fate as a loser.
 
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Spring of Life said:
I get that, but sometimes you browse at a certain model's profile or something, and it fucking sucks when all of her content involves getting fucked by some other guy.



Not the thread for that discussion, but I've given up. I'm done trying. I'm accepted my fate as a loser.
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You've accepted this for a single moment. Life goes on.
 
Spring of Life said:
Not the thread for that discussion, but I've given up. I'm done trying. I'm accepted my fate as a loser.
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No you haven't, otherwise this bitterness and jealousy about men getting laid in fucking porn would not exist. I imagine your that dude that scowls and throws shade a happy couple in public too.
 
i only ever care that the woman is hot and enthusiastic, the circumstances / story get blanked

remy lacroix's blessings upon ye
 
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also the stunt cocks that cannot stay hard because their kegel games are weak, or they're gay, get the fuck outta the industry

no bigotry here, just saying, cum chumps need not be on camera
 
As a single dude, the hottest porn for me are couples that are convincingly in love with each other. Talk with each other. Gives me butterflies in my balls.

And if that's not working, I move on to the real sick shit and cry after I'm done because of the absolute filth I just witnessed. Damned lust haze.

But really, most people who do porn have abnormally large dongers. Don't be intimidated. Give yourself a chance. Guaranteed there's someone out there for you if you think you have it in you to act humanely and possess a kind heart.
 
Spring of Life said:
Being home more, I've partaken in some porn browsing here and there, and I just got reminded of the thing I hate about porn...other dudes. Fuck off I just always want to say whenever I see that kind of porn. I get it, there are people out there who want to watch other people fuck, but as a single person, I fucking hate it.

It's bad enough I'm in a single person situation where I'm not getting laid myself, but I don't want to see some other asshole getting lucky. That does nothing for my own arousal, and just makes me angry that some other fucker is getting laid, and I'm not. Am I alone in this? Personally, I just rather watch something where the girl is talking to the camera and playing with herself, but as soon as some other dude's cock enter's the scene, I check out.
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neobiz said:
I'm not into lesbian porn

I usually don't know who I'm supposed to pretend to be
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Wait. You pretend you're someone when watching porn?

Don't play the fat creepy dude they let into the gangbang that sits on the side of the couch and can't get it up.
 
Spring of Life said:
Being home more, I've partaken in some porn browsing here and there, and I just got reminded of the thing I hate about porn...other dudes. Fuck off I just always want to say whenever I see that kind of porn. I get it, there are people out there who want to watch other people fuck, but as a single person, I fucking hate it.

It's bad enough I'm in a single person situation where I'm not getting laid myself, but I don't want to see some other asshole getting lucky. That does nothing for my own arousal, and just makes me angry that some other fucker is getting laid, and I'm not. Am I alone in this? Personally, I just rather watch something where the girl is talking to the camera and playing with herself, but as soon as some other dude's cock enter's the scene, I check out.
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If you're that jealous about other dudes getting laid.....why don't you just stop beating it to porn and focus on yourself? Instead of watching porn, go to the gym or something.

anyway, yes, you're pretty much alone in this.
 
LordKasual said:
If you're that jealous about other dudes getting laid.....why don't you just stop beating it to porn and focus on yourself? Instead of watching porn, go to the gym or something.

anyway, yes, you're pretty much alone in this.
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I'm a gym member and you can't go now. Which is why I prefaced the thread by saying because I'm home more now... oh and going to the gym for the past 6 months hasn't helped
 
It is odd if you think about it. Ever tried not using porn for masturbation? I read this recently:

the conflation of porn and masturbation is still incredible to me, incredible it isn't talked about more. Even porn defenders, don't they find it strange? do only we geriatrics with a postpubescent preinternet section of our lives remember 'batin before porn? weren't any of these freaks ever horny teenage boys? Don't they remember being stimulated to distraction by the organic outside world of females? do they think porn reliance is just a natural inevitable part of turning 21 or do they just expect teen boys to ruin themselves on porn right away?

is anyone allowed these days to understand that nofap/noporn/healthy sex drive = when you do break down and tug one off once in a while because you're so wound up it shouldn't be difficult whatsoever, you should be horny as hell and thus hard and shouldn't need any more "help" than a memory or something. the way Big Coomer has everyone brainwashed they seem to think fapping and porn are the same and it's just understood that you can't do one without the other
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Lesbian porn doesn't really do anything for me. I need to see a pretty young lady get pounded thank you very much. I dated a girl in middle school that's a pornstar not sure if she still does it. We hugged like 8 times and i got one kiss. Many years later I seen like 10 dudes bust on her face. Life is weird.
 
Lol @ the people trying to mock me for being single thinking it'll get to me. I already know I'm a pathetic loser who is not worth a woman's time. You can't get to me anymore because I've already accepted my place.
 
You're a loser? Impossible. Gaffers get more ass than toilet seats.

In all seriousness just stick with some solo stuff. Or just look at pictures instead of videos. I can recommend r/bigtiddygothgf
 
Spring of Life said:
Lol @ the people trying to mock me for being single thinking it'll get to me. I already know I'm a pathetic loser who is not worth a woman's time. You can't get to me anymore because I've already accepted my place.
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How can you be so sure that you will never find the right one? They are 6 billion people on this planet you haven't met every single person to say that for sure
 
Spring of Life said:
Lol @ the people trying to mock me for being single thinking it'll get to me. I already know I'm a pathetic loser who is not worth a woman's time. You can't get to me anymore because I've already accepted my place.
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You being single, no. You being full of self pity, oh yes.
 
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