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Does anybody else think pornhub is rubbish?

ROMhack

Member
I've been thinking this for ages. It's obviously a means to an end and not an important problem but the content is a little bland and often just promotion of content for external sites (edited clips, etc)

I find it hard to find good porn on there that doesn't feel like some Instagrammed-version of it. I can't explain this but maybe you know what I mean?

Other sites tend to offer better, more realer pornographic content so I'm a little unsure why Pornhub has become so dominant. It's a bit like the porn equivalent of Amazon or Facebook - functional but bland.

Thoughts from my fellow master basters?

Edit:

Their net worth and access to data is a little crazy ($1.5bn!). Maybe they are basically Facebook but with tits:


 
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nush

Member
I've not felt the need to move away from xhamster. But, that said there seems to be a trend of what is considered porn going on that's basically just pics and videos from womens social media, really low effort porn or guys tributing pictures.
 

Nymphae

Banned
He's complaining about the quality, not quantity. Totally justified.

What the fuck are you people looking for, Pornhub has a ridiculous amount of porn. How is it "bland" or "instagrammed" when I can find a porn for just about anything I type into the search box there?

It's obviously a means to an end

Let's treat it that way, bang one out and get back to life. Imagine reviewing pornos lol
 

V2Tommy

Member
Let's treat it that way, bang one out and get back to life. Imagine reviewing pornos lol

Twice in one thread you're done the imagine ____ _____ thing. With someone who as much as imagination as you do, no wonder you have such modest standards.
 
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decisions

Member
PH’s focus has turned to amateur models/couples. Their content is exclusive to PH and they make way more money off of it.
 

Nymphae

Banned
Twice in one thread you're done the imagine ____ _____ thing.

I've come to really enjoy that phrase, it's highly effective at rustling jimmies, case in point.

With someone who as much as imagination as you do, no wonder you have such modest standards.

I'd be willing to bet you are unable to rely solely your imagination to masturbate.

lol please tell us about your high standards for drugged out runaway gangbang videos
 
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V2Tommy

Member
lol please tell us about your high standards for drugged out runaway gangbang videos

It's not about that. It's about being the most popular and well-known generally means keeping up on trends and going lowest common denominator for views. The average person who is "browsing" is going to be bombarded with stepbrother and stepdad videos for the first 10 pages. That's not a good representation of the different kinds of content on the site.
 

Nymphae

Banned
Imagine being you

Imagine imagining being me

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Bigrx1

Banned
I think the popularity with PH is more to do with the massive amount of amateur models that use the site to post their unique content. That's not what you get hit with on the front page though when you just go to the site it seems like it's just another tube site and that's it. It's like xhamster and manyvids combined.
 

Airola

Member
OP has just watched too much porn and become desensitized to it.
A normal person would get excited from the mere sight of tits and vag and pornhub does more than enough to satisfy those cravings.

That said, yes I agree it's gone bland.
 
Pornhub is an indirect contributor to the higenic paper market. So even if it does suck many people wank off to it daily and thus consume said paper products. However your are right that if we improve the quality of pornhub we can further increase the consumption of higenic paper products due to an increase in the rate of wanking.

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Although the real downside to this is that it may cause even more shortages with those products. And you do not want to see me without any TP.

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TaySan

Banned
I prefer reddit or Manyvids for my porn needs.

Used to be Tumblr too, but Yahooo cracked down on that.
 
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rofif

Can’t Git Gud
This is so weird. Everyone watches porn. As many users as facebook.
Yet it's still this taboo thing that gets people fired (like that professor in that other topic).
This is my fav example. Americans prefer to cover nudity with blood. THEN IT"S FINE

Everyone sees boobs, nudity and does sex. Not everyone sees murder, death and blood (at least daily). Yet one thing is allowed and common and other is not
 

cryptoadam

Banned
Heres the secret, pornhub is just an advertising scam. Most of the porn on their is uploaded by the content producers to get you to buy their shit and subscribe to their websites. Mindgeek owns a whole bunch of porn sites.

And if you want to complain about pornhub, travel back to before the 2010's and deal with internet porn back then. 1 minute video would take 5 hours to download LOL. And then if you want to go back even farther your dial up internet would take an hour to download one nudie pic LOL.
 

haxan7

Banned
I agree op. there's some good shit on there but it's become mostly about promoting other sites

personally I like
fuq.com
xhamster.com
motherless.com
Xhamster has been one of my go-to sites for ages.

Lately I discovered they've put up loads of full length 70s/80s movies in 4K.
 

Grinchy

Banned
You gotta work on your keyword search game. The weirder you get with it, the less the chance of getting some preview video for someone's paid shit.

I do hate those btw but if you see a video is 52 seconds long, either ignore it or rub one out and spend the other 42 seconds ordering food from uber.
 

Whitesnake

Banned
All the stuff they advertise is awful and bland, but that’s why you need to dig. There’s plenty of good stuff for everyone, just takes a bit of effort to find.

It’s like YouTube in that regard.
 

TheMan

Member
It's not terrible, but Pornhub is owned by the same people who own all the major porn studios so of course there are a ton of 7 minute clips that essentially serve as advertisements to subscription services. If you dig deeper you can still find less overproduced stuff (especially through the verified amateurs section), but otherwise you're better off visiting xvideos, xhamster, youporn, or one of the other myriad porn streaming sites that are less corporatized. Although to be fair, most of the better known streaming sites are also owned by the same company that owns Pornhub (mindgeek.)

TLDR- cast a wider net.
 
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NeoIkaruGAF

Gold Member
Get your peepee on the keyboard and let him tell us what the hell he needs that Pornhub isn’t enough to satisfy.

Like everything in life where there’s so much on offer, there’s a ton of trash porn out there.
 

Pejo

Member
Once I became enlightened, I found the absolute best spot for porn and haven't looked back.

It's Twitter. Just let the porn come to you.
 

Pejo

Member
Its kinda crazy how quickly porn piracy evolved. It would probably make an interesting documentary to see the rise of these tube sites and how they effected the rest of the industry.
Is porn piracy even a thing? I would have thought that free streaming literally everywhere would have killed it dead in its tracks.
 

teezzy

Banned
I love having a porn site that doesnt make me feel like I'm on a sketchy part of the internet. Its brilliant. Plus they have plenty of videos to adhere to my various fetishes. Brilliant site.
 
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