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Actor Rick Moranis punched in head in random attack

Didn't he just come back from a long Haiti's with Ryan Reynolds only to be in the spotlight for something terrible. 👀
 
There's been a few instances of this caught in NYC lately. Get the cops out there and stop this shit. Citizens should not have to fear being sucker punched simply for walking the streets.
 
Apparent transcript of the police report:

P: Are you okay sir?
RM: Who was that guy?
P: He was an asshole, sir
RM: I KNOW THAT! What was his name?
P: Asshole, sir. That's his name. Reginald Asshole.
RM: And who said he could do that?
AH: I did sir!
RM: And who are you?
P: He's an asshole, too sir. Johnny Asshole.
RM: How many assholes we got in this city?
Everyone: I, SIR!
RM: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes.
 
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It was a mostly peaceful checking of his white privilege.

I'm sure the perp was getting his life together and just walking to apply to college when Bob Mckenzie triggered him by saying "How's it going, eh?"



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Animal. What the fuck is the point of that. I really want to know what goes through someone's head when they do this shit
 
Dude comes out of his self-imposed quiet life with his kids, shows up in a dumb Ryan Reynolds commercial, then this happens.

This is really infuriating
 
No shit, this thug loves NY, with Wilhelm letting piece of shit thugs like him do whatever the fuck they want. Am I supposed to think his life matters? If he got hit by a bus tomorrow I certainly wouldn't lose any sleep over it.
 
these are the most dangerous people in the world, completely unprovoked, gain nothing from it and yet it happened. even criminals have some motivation so you know if you're a target or not and how to protect yourself from them.

this is just completely random aside from being a hate crime.
 
I hope the guy who hit him get his dick restricted by a laser beam and forced to eat half-consumed giant cookies...
 
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There's been a few instances of this caught in NYC lately. Get the cops out there and stop this shit. Citizens should not have to fear being sucker punched simply for walking the streets.

Police can't do shit, they arrest the scum and they're back on the street the next day without bail.
 
reading the reee thread and they're like "i hope they catch him", "they gotta catch him" and do what exactly? release him immediately?

NY has gone full retard these are the possible outcomes,
  • he will never see any consequences
  • in an act of social justice the charges are dropped because you see it was a systemic racism that caused him to punch a diminutive white man in the face for no reason
  • gets released after charges dropped
  • released due to their cashless bail
dont expect justice to happen.
 
This world is full of so many heartless assholes. I bet that scumbag doesn't even know who Rick Moranis is. Probably just saw an easy target.

Rick knows Deadpool. Get Deadpool on that bastard.
 
Disgraceful and cowardly. Randomly hitting anyone unprovoked is a bad look but punching Rick Moranis is like punching a child or puppy.
 
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