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Bolivar687 · Nov 2, 2020

Remaining faithful to and enjoying conjugal relations with my beloved wife.

Javthusiast · Nov 2, 2020

notseqi · Nov 2, 2020

Elcid said:
Well I fucked it up. Wife offered a blowie last night. I said no. Didn't even make it past day 1 She got mean...so I whipped it out and now I'm just tired.

Were you eating nuts during? If no; good, if yes; I'm not angry, just disappointed.

OmegaSupreme said:
Jackie never denies me.

Jackie and Browsie, name a more iconic duo.

eddie4 · Nov 2, 2020

Married, so the usual, sex.

notseqi · Nov 2, 2020

eddie4 said:
Married, so the usual, sex.

What was his name?

eddie4 · Nov 2, 2020

notseqi said:
What was his name?

I don't recall, I don't usually ask for the name.

IfuckinghateReddit · Nov 2, 2020

Watching pornography.

notseqi · Nov 2, 2020

Bolivar687 said:
Remaining faithful and enjoying conjugal relations with my beloved wife.

Blink twice if you need rescuing.

Valonquar · Nov 2, 2020

Just gonna reuse my response from the other thread:

Nymphae · Nov 2, 2020

Valonquar said:
Just gonna reuse my response from the other thread:

lol what the fuck is that first gif from

DonJuanSchlong · Nov 2, 2020

Valonquar said:
Just gonna reuse my response from the other thread:

Isn't the top one from "We need to talk about kevin"?

Alter_Fridge · Nov 2, 2020

TrainedRage · Nov 2, 2020

Instead of fapping at the end of the day im going to bed early and reading my new copy of Berserk Collectors Edition.

Mobile Suit Gooch · Nov 3, 2020

It's hard since I'm getting the PS5.

Filth · Nov 3, 2020

Stiflers Mom · Nov 3, 2020

This is such a stupid idea.

DonJorginho · Nov 3, 2020

Failed 10 minutes into November, utter shambles.

OmegaSupreme · Nov 3, 2020

TrainedRage said:
Instead of fapping at the end of the day im going to bed early and reading my new copy of Berserk Collectors Edition.

Sweet. I wish I had the extra cash for those. Love me some Berserk.

Clarissa · Nov 3, 2020

SidViscous · Nov 3, 2020

Rockondevil said:
My wife.

The same.

LaughingStock · Nov 3, 2020

I need to fap or else i can't sleep.

Nester99 · Nov 3, 2020

I had cashews last night. Delicious

eot · Nov 3, 2020

The other day I had the worst blue balls ever, it was this constant ache for several hours. Didn't even know it could happen to that degree.
Fuck that.

Elektro Demon · Nov 3, 2020

Oh I'm nutting.

lock2k · Nov 3, 2020

TaySan said:
Doing a lot of nutting on Nov 3rd

Regardless of result?

Martinski43 · Nov 3, 2020

Nothing, don't see the point of doing stuff like that

OmegaSupreme · Nov 3, 2020

Masturbation is healthy. Sex is healthy. Common sense required of course. Why is this beta/incel bullshit even on here?

ideology1 · Nov 3, 2020

Doing a workout whenever I have the urge. It works surprisingly well. I'm starting to get some slight results; nothing miraculous but its working.

Edit: I still do it. Just way less.

Martinski43 · Nov 3, 2020

OmegaSupreme said:
Masturbation is healthy. Sex is healthy. Common sense required of course. Why is this beta/incel bullshit even on here?

Yeah i dont get It. Nuttin is good for prostate health, so it's extra ironic having November as a no nutting month. Since it's prostate cancer awareness month.

BlueHawk357 · Nov 3, 2020

Plan to but just once every 2 days.
My wife was feeling me up a lot earlier so guess that means my no nut November wasn't the longest.

Rubik8 · Nov 3, 2020

Do people actually do this? I always assumed it was a joke. I'm getting a vasectomy this November, so I'm sure as hell not having a dry streak leading up to another dry streak while I heal up.

MudoSkills · Nov 3, 2020

Day 3 of Continuous Nut November. Too weak to stand. Send help. Send tissues.

TrainedRage · Nov 3, 2020

MudoSkills said:
Day 3 of Continuous Nut November. Too weak to stand. Send help. Send tissues.

I'm finding it easier than I thought. Almost lost it last night watching Kill Tony; some super hot chick with these hips that could kill. Had to shut it off.

Javthusiast · Nov 3, 2020

notseqi · Nov 3, 2020

McCheese said:
The same.

His wife?

niilokin · Nov 3, 2020

Martinski43 said:
Yeah i dont get It. Nuttin is good for prostate health, so it's extra ironic having November as a no nutting month. Since it's prostate cancer awareness month.

but reddit is full of testimonials about no fap monks ascending in to jedi, demigods, leprechauns...

DogofWar · Nov 3, 2020

I don't think the wife would be very happy if I participated in this.

TrainedRage · Nov 3, 2020

I have seen a 100% muscle increase after only 3 days. I'm also able to read women's minds. You think I'm joking too... Fools.

O-N-E · Nov 3, 2020

TrainedRage said:
I'm finding it easier than I thought. Almost lost it last night watching Kill Tony; some super hot chick with these hips that could kill. Had to shut it off.

Link me.

TrainedRage · Nov 3, 2020

O-N-E said:
Link me.

Her set is around 23 min into it. I don't know man she almost got me.

O-N-E · Nov 3, 2020

TrainedRage said:
Her set is around 23 min into it. I don't know man she almost got me.

I'm way behind on Kill Tony (really easy to get sick of Tony himself). Joel's costume fucking go me though.

TrainedRage · Nov 3, 2020

O-N-E said:
I'm way behind on Kill Tony (really easy to get sick of Tony himself). Joel's costume fucking go me though.

They kept making wrap it up jokes. But yeah Tony is kinda getting annoying. But I do get annoyed by the band sometimes.

O-N-E · Nov 3, 2020

TrainedRage said:
They kept making wrap it up jokes. But yeah Tony is kinda getting annoying. But I do get annoyed by the band sometimes.

It's like, we get it, Joel, you've got a huge dong.

TrainedRage · Nov 3, 2020

O-N-E said:
It's like, we get it, Joel, you've got a huge dong.

It's just like everyone is trying to one up each others jokes and many times it's just cringe. The band can be funny as fuck but they tend to overdo it IMO. Also it's kinda funny to me when Tony gets pissed off. Like it's weird but kinda funny.

Alter_Fridge · Nov 3, 2020

If you have an involuntary nocturnal emission, are you still in or out?

notseqi · Nov 3, 2020

Alter_Fridge said:
If you have an involuntary nocturnal emission, are you still in or out?

Does a tree nut in the woods?

Edit: I meant, when a tree nuts in the woods and nobody can hear it, does it still make a sound?

Alter_Fridge · Nov 3, 2020

notseqi said:
Does a tree nut in the woods?

Edit: I meant, when a tree nuts in the woods and nobody can hear it, does it still make a sound?

Is the woods James Woods?

notseqi · Nov 3, 2020

Alter_Fridge said:
Is the woods James Woods?

Definitely a hardwood.

ConkerTheSquirrel. · Nov 3, 2020

I guess I'm NeoGAF's only resident celibate. I like the benefits too much to masturbate. Been going for four months now. I've never been this disciplined my whole life, and it spills into different parts of my life; so if anyone in here considering No-Nut November or NoFap, I suggest you give it a try. It might change your life.

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notseqi · Nov 3, 2020

Mobile Suit Gooch said:
It's hard

We get it

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