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[UnravelKatharsis]

True Story: people that eat nuts live longer than those who don't.

My wife's gonna live forever.

 

[Dirk Benedict]

Getting laid.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Horny posting is forbidden.

 

[bad guy]

Posting smoking hot sluts wherever I can.

 

[Tesseract]

What is this gif you keep sharing? Looks cool

dracula

 

[teezzy]

dracula

Coppola?

 

[Tesseract]

Coppola?

ja, intro

 

[eot]

Don't be ridikulos, Coosin Larry

 

[Dirk Benedict]

Black Ranger Frog is kicking the shit out of them.

 

[DAHGAMING]

From the windoooooows to the wall

Yesss Lil Jon

 

[Rentahamster]

Black Ranger Frog is kicking the shit out of them.

On a whim, I googled for "black ranger frog"

 

[harry mason 1989]

i will seed my gf ass with cum

 

[DJR]

 

[The Lunch Legend]

Posting smoking hot sluts wherever I can.

take it to the tit and ass threads, bruv.

 

[JimiNutz]

Nutting hard as usual.

I always like this time of year as there are more nuts for me.

 

[Master Of Illusion]

Would nutting in your sleep count?

 

[notseqi]

Would nutting in your sleep count?

Nuttin' like a G thang.

 

[niilokin]

nutting is prostate maintenance, why would anyone skip it

(fuking hell I have bad habit posting in wrong threads )

 

[LostDonkey]

Nutting

 

[Compsiox]

Honestly after like 2 days 90% of things turn me on

too difficult

 

[Explosive Zombie]

I already failed it

 

[TheContact]

I can do no shave November but I could never do no nut November

 

[Explosive Zombie]

I can do no shave November but I could never do no nut November

I do no-shave entire years, tbh

 

[Compsiox]

I can do no shave November but I could never do no nut November

If it weren't for covid I would not be able to do no shave. I start looking like Fu Manchu.

No one I care about should see me like that.

 

[Nester99]

I am gonna nut extra to pick up all the slack.

 

[Kev Kev]

failed

 

[OmegaSupreme]

No nut November is beta bullshit.

 

[Cunth]

Gonna limit myself to 3 nuts a day

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Gonna limit myself to 3 nuts a day

You 15 years old? Damn

 

[DESTROYA]

What is this gif you keep sharing? Looks cool

Dracula ? Haven't played it but it looks like it comes from that game

Spoiler

Edit : I changed it so I look like I know what I'm talking about.

 

[JimiNutz]

I'm drunk and have been looking up redheads on porn hub.
Time to get nutty.

 

[Audiophile]

Failing. Already.

 

[Birdo]

I'm going to masturbate so much that a river of cum will flow down my street.

 

[Javthusiast]

 

[EverydayBeast]

This gif is sponsored by "No Nut November"

 

[Rentahamster]

You 15 years old? Damn

Keep your health up and it's possible to maintain that stamina into your 40s. I seen it.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Keep your health up and it's possible to maintain that stamina into your 40s. I seen it.

I'm sure it's possible. I've been a one and done guy for years at this point. Once in a blue moon, I can get another nut in a session but it's very rare. That's why I make sure she gets all of hers before I blow up lol.

 

[Rentahamster]

That's why I make sure she gets all of hers before I blow up lol.

Very considerate of you good job.

I'm sure it's possible. I've been a one and done guy for years at this point. Once in a blue moon, I can get another nut in a session but it's very rare.

Work on your cardio. Take L-citrulline supplements to get your nitric oxide levels back up faster after each nut.

If you want EZ mode, ask your doctor for generic viagra or cialis. Small doses.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Very considerate of you good job.


Work on your cardio. Take L-citrulline supplements to get your nitric oxide levels back up faster after each nut.

If you want EZ mode, ask your doctor for generic viagra or cialis. Small doses.

Thanks for the tips. Really. We should have a sexual health thread now that I'm thinking about it.

 

[notseqi]

Thanks for the tips. Really. We should have a sexual health thread now that I'm thinking about it.

Go fuck yourself.
Just a tip.

Cialis is a lot better than Viagra imo. Didn't need it but I was afraid of failure to perform with new partners in younger years.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Go fuck yourself.
Just a tip.

Cialis is a lot better than Viagra imo. Didn't need it but I was afraid of failure to perform with new partners in younger years.

That can really fuck a lot of dudes up. I use to have anxiety like that. I'd get so nervous about performing I wouldn't be able to get it up. I eventually grew out of it but that was a fun phase as a youth let me tell ya lol.

 

[notseqi]

That can really fuck a lot of dudes up. I use to have anxiety like that. I'd get so nervous about performing I wouldn't be able to get it up. I eventually grew out of it but that was a fun phase as a youth let me tell ya lol.

That was early in my career as a chick terminator and the stage fright was unreal. Not sure how I would have performed without DEDs but it thankfully was alright after a bit.

 

[Elcid]

Well I fucked it up. Wife offered a blowie last night. I said no. Didn't even make it past day 1 She got mean...so I whipped it out and now I'm just tired.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

I lost the first day in. Damn this ability of mine to easily get some.

 

[888]

I lost the first day in. Damn this ability of mine to easily get some.

Your hand is telling you no.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Your hand is telling you no.

Jackie never denies me.

 

[TrainedRage]

Day one in the books.

 

[Raven117]

Ignore it for the dumb thing that it is.

 

[GymWolf]

I'm gonna avoid reading era for a month.

Oh wait, you mean the other type of nut...

 

[MilkLizard]

I alway thought this stupid meme was about masturbation only but straight up no sex for a month? And for no reason? why would you do that?